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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1101966 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9330 on: December 14, 2018, 06:29:12 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9331 on: December 14, 2018, 06:33:54 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9332 on: December 14, 2018, 06:38:43 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9333 on: December 14, 2018, 07:00:55 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9334 on: December 14, 2018, 07:49:42 am »

Somewhere, someone has made quite the unexpected turnover of bright yellow tops.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9335 on: December 14, 2018, 07:57:26 am »

My pet theory is the yellow jackets are actually a plot from the belgians to get back at us after centuries of derogatory jokes. I can imagine them cackling in their bruxellois accent une fois.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9336 on: December 14, 2018, 12:21:50 pm »

Somewhere, someone has made quite the unexpected turnover of bright yellow tops.
tfw Macron's yellow jacket factory's going to make a pretty mint in time for 2019

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9337 on: December 14, 2018, 12:25:53 pm »

That would be beautiful
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9338 on: December 14, 2018, 12:28:02 pm »

That would be beautiful
Though thinking on it further, there is a real life example of this in how Time Warner made loads of money off of V for Vendetta royalties selling all the Guy Fawkes masks to protesters. The Guy Fawkes masks were made using sweatshop labour too

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9339 on: December 14, 2018, 12:38:47 pm »

Yellow jackets are already mendatory for all car drivers.

Also, apparently we arrested some 400 of those clowns last week end. And would you believe that. Everyone in this grassroot movement is either member or related to far right or far left movements. Gosh I'm surprized, I thought it was a spontaneous uprising, I wish someone could have foretold that.

Welp, we're dolling combined jail time ranging in the multiple centuries as we speak.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9340 on: December 14, 2018, 01:54:01 pm »

To be fair, you can I only really say the ones that were arrested were far right/left. /pedantic
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9341 on: December 14, 2018, 01:59:32 pm »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9342 on: December 14, 2018, 02:11:22 pm »

To be fair, you can I only really say the ones that were arrested were far right/left. /pedantic
That's right.  Maybe the rest, unarrested protestora were all radical centrists
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9343 on: December 14, 2018, 02:12:29 pm »

To be exactly fair, we also caught some 100 minors, mostly locals, who rioted for loot rather than politics, and I assume there are some honest people who get dragged into that stuff.

But ey, law inforcement is like political Meetic. Putting people who really want to be heard in relation with people who really want them to talk. And since they are going through comparution immediate (trial without delay), we'll learn more about that very soon.

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« Reply #9344 on: December 14, 2018, 02:17:57 pm »

To be exactly fair, we also caught some 100 minors, mostly locals, who rioted for loot rather than politics, and I assume there are some honest people who get dragged into that stuff.

But ey, law inforcement is like political Meetic. Putting people who really want to be heard in relation with people who really want them to talk. And since they are going through comparution immediate (trial without delay), we'll learn more about that very soon.

What is Meetic? That like Arthrimetric?
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