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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2580 on: June 16, 2016, 06:14:51 pm »

UK MP is now dead, may she rest in peace.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2581 on: June 16, 2016, 06:17:37 pm »

UK MP is now dead, may she rest in peace.
Indeed.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2582 on: June 16, 2016, 06:22:16 pm »

:(

It feels weird to read about someone being injured and find out minutes later that they're dead.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2583 on: June 16, 2016, 07:12:16 pm »

That's not good at all.

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One eyewitness told the BBC they heard her attacker shout "put Britain first" at least twice beforehand.
Nationalistic pride amirite
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2584 on: June 16, 2016, 09:43:20 pm »

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One eyewitness told the BBC they heard her attacker shout "put Britain first" at least twice beforehand.
Nationalistic pride amirite

The guy who claims that (and there is just one guy who claims that) says this:

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“I heard the shot and I ran outside and saw some ladies from the cafe running out with towels,” he said. “There was loads of screaming and shouting and the police officers showed up.
“He was shouting ‘Britain first’ when he was doing it and being arrested. He was pinned down by two police officers and she was taken away in an ambulance.”

which considering the arrest and the actual shooting had two miles between them, is probably bullshit. Most of the sites that originally reported that have since taken it down.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2585 on: June 17, 2016, 01:37:03 am »

I've seen some sites claiming more than one witnesses.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2586 on: June 17, 2016, 01:59:17 am »

The guy was apparently mentally ill and involved in some far-right media, so whether or not he actually said that, I think my comment is fair.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2587 on: June 17, 2016, 02:20:27 am »

Britain First denounce the violence. "The group's leader, former British National Party councillor Paul Golding, claimed the attacker could have shouted 'It's time to put Britain first"

Party of Peace, amirite?


There is also two named eyewitnesses that claims he said it for all its worth.
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« Reply #2588 on: June 17, 2016, 04:34:29 am »

So apparently the killer did have far-right links, and had bought a few hundred dollars worth of books from the Neo-nazi "National Alliance", including books on how to make pipe pistols. It's highly possible his decision to murder Jo Cox had more to do with her support of Syrian refugees than with the referendum. A less effective Breivik one might say.

Edit: Ooops, sorry for the double post.
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« Reply #2589 on: June 17, 2016, 05:05:47 am »

As more stuff gets revealed, the chances he planned his attack and acted out of a political agenda are rising. my beef with the media is how quickly they rushed to determine that, issuing opinion pieces and throwing out accusations not two hours after the MP died of her wounds.
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« Reply #2590 on: June 17, 2016, 05:21:26 am »

So apparently the killer did have far-right links, and had bought a few hundred dollars worth of books from the Neo-nazi "National Alliance", including books on how to make pipe pistols. It's highly possible his decision to murder Jo Cox had more to do with her support of Syrian refugees than with the referendum. A less effective Breivik one might say.

Edit: Ooops, sorry for the double post.

He wanted to get certain politician asassinated - he got it done. Pretty effecient, huh.
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« Reply #2591 on: June 17, 2016, 05:29:02 am »

I disagree vilanat. Take that Guardian piece about 'dark day for democracy' or whatever. The point they make is that MPs getting killed is bad for democracy. What kind of info do they need to confirm that?
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« Reply #2592 on: June 17, 2016, 05:52:08 am »

A less effective Breivik one might say.

No.
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« Reply #2593 on: June 17, 2016, 05:57:31 am »

Breivik gets his own category of despicable for shooting children.
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« Reply #2594 on: June 17, 2016, 05:58:31 am »

A less effective Breivik one might say.

No.
Can't compare a lone extremist killing a politician with a nazi monster who killed dozens of children and wrote a whole manifesto announcing and defending it.
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