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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1104506 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1755 on: April 15, 2016, 10:01:29 am »

Apparently Merkel has decided to allow Böhmermann's case to be reviewed by the German courts. SPD, Greens, and LINKE are verbally running amok. The SZ has a collection of reactions. I especially like the last one:
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The government has decided to leave the verdict to German courts. I find myself unable to be upset with that.
I'm just going to leave this here:
Great job, Merkel. Great fucking job. It's hard to believe that such concentration of pure failure can exist in a single person that's supposed to rule over a non-"banana republic" state. Fucking up economical recovery of the biggest and most developed economical block on the planet (lel austerity), fucking up on the refugee issue, fucking up nuclear energy (only to replace it with coal, which actually releases 20 times more radioactive materials than nuclear energy does LEL), and fucking up German's army to the extent of it using fucking brooms instead of actual weapons... have I missed anything?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1756 on: April 15, 2016, 10:42:40 am »

That's a cute avatar. #offtopic
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1757 on: April 15, 2016, 10:56:06 am »

Looks like it's supposed to be a stylized sun to me, or possibly a windmill (because Dutch), but I get the point there. What's the German word for Faux Pas? just out of curiosity.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1758 on: April 15, 2016, 11:01:07 am »

Looks like it's supposed to be a stylized sun to me, or possibly a windmill (because Dutch), but I get the point there. What's the German word for Faux Pas? just out of curiosity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfl6Lu3xQW0
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1759 on: April 15, 2016, 12:41:33 pm »

I can't get too mad about how hitler ruined a moustache, but I'm really mad about how he ruined a whole bunch of rotational symmetry.

Why the hell couldn't the damned nazis have chosen a more complicated symbol, like the confederate flag? This would have never happen with that.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1760 on: April 15, 2016, 12:43:30 pm »

Nazis ruined Nazi uniforms. :c
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1761 on: April 15, 2016, 02:36:39 pm »

That's a cute avatar. #offtopic
Yeah, it is. It really really is. "cheered me up from moderate depression to moderate happiness in less than 24 hours" level of cute. #offtopic

I can't get too mad about how hitler ruined a moustache, but I'm really mad about how he ruined a whole bunch of rotational symmetry.

Why the hell couldn't the damned nazis have chosen a more complicated symbol, like the confederate flag? This would have never happen with that.
That's nothing; USSR & Maoist China have ruined (for a sizeable portion of humanity) everything colored red. Can't beat that!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1762 on: April 15, 2016, 02:41:17 pm »

Everything red? I beg to differ. ;)
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1763 on: April 15, 2016, 03:20:50 pm »

Apparently Merkel has decided to allow Böhmermann's case to be reviewed by the German courts. SPD, Greens, and LINKE are verbally running amok. The SZ has a collection of reactions. I especially like the last one:
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The government has decided to leave the verdict to German courts. I find myself unable to be upset with that.
Yeah, but still it's more complicated: It seems this is already used in Turkey as justification for even more suppression of free speech.

Once again, everything's just fucked up.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1764 on: April 15, 2016, 04:05:04 pm »

Apparently Merkel has decided to allow Böhmermann's case to be reviewed by the German courts. SPD, Greens, and LINKE are verbally running amok. The SZ has a collection of reactions. I especially like the last one:
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The government has decided to leave the verdict to German courts. I find myself unable to be upset with that.
Yeah, but still it's more complicated: It seems this is already used in Turkey as justification for even more suppression of free speech.

Once again, everything's just fucked up.

So, Turkey is using 'not getting their way' as justification?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1765 on: April 15, 2016, 04:12:44 pm »

*Erdogan
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1766 on: April 15, 2016, 05:28:10 pm »

*Erdogan
That's His Imperial Majesty, Sultan Erdogan Khan, King of the Turks, Lord of Anatolia and the Bosphorus, for you.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1767 on: April 15, 2016, 05:32:00 pm »

*Erdogan
That's His Imperial Majesty, Sultan Erdogan Khan, King of the Turks, Lord of Anatolia and the Bosphorus, for you.
Bullshit.
God Emperor of Mankind is the only true Lord Of Anatolia. He was there first.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1768 on: April 15, 2016, 05:39:32 pm »

*Erdogan
That's His Imperial Majesty, Sultan Erdogan Khan, King of the Turks, Lord of Anatolia and the Bosphorus, for you.
Bullshit.
God Emperor of Mankind is the only true Lord Of Anatolia. He was there first.
Peer into your heart. You know His true identity. Erdogan Protects
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1769 on: April 15, 2016, 05:42:09 pm »

Spoiler: Oh shit. (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: April 15, 2016, 06:01:26 pm by Kot »
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