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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #345 on: January 01, 2016, 05:52:45 pm »

{I seem to recall them doing so- if nonsensically -when Skywalker was initially being trained, but twenty guys with automatic lasguns would probably be too much.}
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Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #346 on: January 01, 2016, 06:13:31 pm »

{Way too fast for a human to get a sword in front of. I believe the idea is that force-users are psychic and can see the future, so they move to block before you attack. I do not approve, but so says Lucas.}
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #347 on: January 01, 2016, 06:43:27 pm »

You fire upon the Jedi with your Bolter pistol to announce your challenge to the individual.  The Jedi dodges away from your shot, the bolter shot continuing and killing a soldier behind him.  You securely holster your Bolter as you approach, drawing your Chainsword after.  You won't risk it against the Power Sword, but if you get an opportunity, you may be able to pull off a strike with it.  You shout to you troops to avoid firing upon the Jedi, as you want to be the one to kill the heretical scum.  Fire turns its focus away from the Jedi when your order finishes.  From what you can tell, the Jedi is fairly confident of their skill, but has a level of concern in his eyes.

You rush forwards, the Jedi apparently attempting to use his telekinesis upon you, before strangely recoiling, the hand without the Power Sword going to his heart and fear running across his face.  You bring up your Power Fist and move to strike, the Jedi narrowly managing to regain his composure in time to dodge.  The Jedi attempts to bring around the Power Sword, but the field around your Power Fist is able to cause the blade to bounce back.  However, the Fist appears to have been slightly damaged from it.  It is not to the point that the weapon won't work, but you recognize that you can only do that a limited number of times.

From the fear and shock seen within the Jedi's eyes, you can tell that what just happened wasn't supposed to have happened.  Seeing a moment of weakness, you take the momentum gained from the parry to strike with the Chainsword.  The blade is going for the neck, and in the partially dazed state, the Jedi attempts to parry the blade.  The parry is slow enough that the Chainsword is starting to bite through his neck before the gold lightsaber hits it.  The Chainsword is severed in two, but the far end embeds itself halfway in the Jedi's neck.  The Jedi collapses, dropping the bladeless Power Sword at his feet.  You lean down and tear out the portion of the Chainsword embedded in the Jedi's neck, in the hopes of later repairing it, and pick up the bladeless Power Sword.  The hilt is exceptionally plain, and you resolve to remedy that later.  You have heretics to kill right now.

How do you finish off the remaining heretics?

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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #348 on: January 01, 2016, 06:46:15 pm »

Beat them to death with the broken chainsword. We are going to use the powersword, aren't we?
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #349 on: January 01, 2016, 06:48:27 pm »

Well of course the power sword.
Or the power fist.
Or the, you know, blasters lying around.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #350 on: January 01, 2016, 06:59:58 pm »

In the effort of not getting ourselves decapitated by our own hand, I suggest we either grab a blaster, or just thup the rest of the rebels with the powerfist (Minus the power field)
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #351 on: January 01, 2016, 07:03:25 pm »

Nah, use the power field. Grab a blaster for our offhand and go around slaughtering the foe.
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Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #352 on: January 01, 2016, 07:03:49 pm »

Raise the lead heretic's power sword hilt, and announce to the remaining scum that their leader is dead, before grinding our heel into the head of said leader. This will inspire our troops, while demoralizing the remaining heretics. Punctuate with bolter fire.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #353 on: January 01, 2016, 07:05:13 pm »

Raise the lead heretic's power sword hilt, and announce to the remaining scum that their leader is dead, before grinding our heel into the head of said leader. This will inspire our troops, while demoralizing the remaining heretics. Punctuate with bolter fire.

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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #354 on: January 01, 2016, 07:05:34 pm »

Raise the lead heretic's power sword hilt, and announce to the remaining scum that their leader is dead, before grinding our heel into the head of said leader. This will inspire our troops, while demoralizing the remaining heretics. Punctuate with bolter fire thing that is not a bolter fire.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #355 on: January 01, 2016, 07:07:53 pm »

Raise the lead heretic's power sword hilt, and announce to the remaining scum that their leader is dead, before grinding our heel into the head of said leader. This will inspire our troops, while demoralizing the remaining heretics. Punctuate with bolter fire.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #356 on: January 01, 2016, 07:31:03 pm »

Raise the lead heretic's power sword hilt, and announce to the remaining scum that their leader is dead, before grinding our heel into the head of said leader. This will inspire our troops, while demoralizing the remaining heretics. Punctuate with bolter fire.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #357 on: January 01, 2016, 08:01:28 pm »

Raise the lead heretic's power sword hilt, and announce to the remaining scum that their leader is dead, before grinding our heel into the head of said leader. This will inspire our troops, while demoralizing the remaining heretics. Punctuate with bolter fire.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #358 on: January 01, 2016, 08:04:15 pm »

Raise the lead heretic's power sword hilt, and announce to the remaining scum that their leader is dead, before grinding our heel into the head of said leader. This will inspire our troops, while demoralizing the remaining heretics. Punctuate with bolter fire.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #359 on: January 01, 2016, 08:05:55 pm »

Papa Nurgle's love must spread!
Is it not possible that these pawns were swayed by the heretical psyker's powers and believed themselves to be following one blessed by The Emperor? Perhaps they are not yet corrupted by this heresy and could yet be loyal citizens of The Imperium...
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