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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #330 on: January 01, 2016, 02:37:10 am »

As much as I hate to be that Debbie-downer lore guy, I must insist. My tech-priest avatar says so.

According to the Dark Heresy rulebooks, mechadendrites require us to have been implanted with special bionics by the Adeptus Mechanicus, and otherwise be a part of their clergy, ie. worship the Machine God. I don't think the commisariat would take too kindly to a commisar who worships the Machine God, even if the Ecclesiarchy say he's an avatar of the Emperor.

But hell, we're on Dantooine fighting a jedi so fuck lore. If GM says we can, go for it.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #331 on: January 01, 2016, 02:45:27 am »

((I really do think your tech-priest avatar is the coolest avatar I've seen.))
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #332 on: January 01, 2016, 03:00:09 am »

1. Shoot heretic with bolt pistol to distract him and let him know that we're challenging him to a duel.
2. Strike his powersword with our powerfist as we close in to throw it away or something.
3. RIP AND TEAR HIS GUTS WITH A CHAINSWORD!
4. ? ? ?
5. PROFIT!

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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #333 on: January 01, 2016, 04:14:01 am »

Shoot at the Jedi with the bolter given to us by His Divine Majesty's Commissariat, then close in with our power fist and deliver unto him the Imperial Fisting.

-1 to Tech-Priest Commissar.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #334 on: January 01, 2016, 09:07:05 am »

1. Shoot heretic with bolt pistol to distract him and let him know that we're challenging him to a duel.
2. Strike his powersword with our powerfist as we close in to throw it away or something.
3. RIP AND TEAR HIS GUTS WITH A CHAINSWORD!
4. ???
5. PROFIT!

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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #335 on: January 01, 2016, 09:16:03 am »

1. Shoot heretic with bolt pistol to distract him and let him know that we're challenging him to a duel.
2. Strike his powersword with our powerfist as we close in to throw it away or something.
3. RIP AND TEAR HIS GUTS WITH A CHAINSWORD!
4. ???
5. PROFIT!

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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #336 on: January 01, 2016, 10:48:06 am »

We need to get one of those plasma things.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #337 on: January 01, 2016, 03:22:18 pm »

Given that we are able to carry tons of ammo, I wonder if we got augmetics of some kind.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #338 on: January 01, 2016, 04:05:28 pm »

Guys, we already used a crap ton of our bolter ammo, about 1/8 of it. Maybe we should have taken some compression rifle/lasgun/other weapon...

On the other hand, we got our Powerfist and Chainsword. We'll be fine!

Also, +1 to the above.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #339 on: January 01, 2016, 04:44:22 pm »

Invoke Nurgle's love and be saved from the desperate struggles of your hollow existence.
As a commissar, ensure that you lead a coterie of your followers and accord yourself in inspirational fashion as you put down this heresy. Something about mocking the heretic psyker for the loneliness of their empty existence the futility of opposing the Imperium that has so easily controlled the fates of psykers passed. Surely a life without The God-Emperor is one of futility and perpetual abandonment and for a psyker to go without The Emperor's guidance is literal madness...
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #340 on: January 01, 2016, 05:17:00 pm »

We need to get one of those plasma things for anybody but those weird psykers.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #341 on: January 01, 2016, 05:35:01 pm »

I mean honestly. Just grab a blaster rifle when we have enough free time to do it.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #342 on: January 01, 2016, 05:46:05 pm »

If we do pick up a weapon from this galaxy then I would suggest we do so after our duel with the jedi scum as what I've seen of star wars weapons in the movies suggests they wouldn't be that effect against a lightsaber.

((Also does the word mechadendrites make anyone else feel happy for no reason or is that just me?  ???))
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #343 on: January 01, 2016, 05:48:31 pm »

{I certainly like the word.}
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Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: The Jedi Heresy (117 Heretics Killed, 1371 Troops Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #344 on: January 01, 2016, 05:51:08 pm »

Considering that blasters are, you know, plasma-based weapons IIRC, which is why lightsabers can block them... would lightsabers deflect lasers too? Because we totally need to find a way to arm those guys with flaslights.
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