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[Ardent Debater]

Actually I'd suggest we hold back the blamming, don't want to run out of ammo so soon.

As long as each bullet slays a heretic we're not wasting anything! Besides, Don't we know how to make our own ammunition, seeing as how we're extremely well-trained.

[Andres]

Actually I'd suggest we hold back the blamming, don't want to run out of ammo so soon.

Check out our inventory. We have hundreds of rounds. Besides, ammo conservation is secondary to the killing of heretics.

[Ardent Debater]

Actually I'd suggest we hold back the blamming, don't want to run out of ammo so soon.

Check out our inventory. We have hundreds of rounds. Besides, ammo conservation is secondary to the killing of heretics.

HAIL THE EMPEROR!

Also, If we have to fight our way out of this I say we shoot important looking computer equipment on our way out, To get rid of any evil computer spirits that may have inhabited them, Of course.

[Taricus]

Well, we do have a power sword. Can useBut I digress, maybe we should actually listen and get information before starting up the executions again. Besides, these men aren't heretics, they're loyal servants of the emperor.

Also, it's cogitator equipment. Emperor have mercy when we meet our first droid

[Ardent Debater]

Well, we do have a power sword. Can useBut I digress, maybe we should actually listen and get information before starting up the executions again. Besides, these men aren't heretics, they're loyal servants of the emperor.

Also, it's cogitator equipment. Emperor have mercy when we meet our first droid

By the Saints, That should be interesting...

Show our Power Sword to the possibly heretical blue figure to prove our authenticity!

[Funk]

Show our Power Sword to the possibly heretical blue figure to prove our authenticity!

+1

[Amperzand]

Last I checked our inventory, we had a Chainsword and a Power Fist, not a Power sword.

[Taricus]

Oh dang. Ah well, means we can practice wookie punting down the line

[Amperzand]

Actually, where applicable, I suggest we move from BLAMing things with the bolt pistol to PUNTing things with the power fist. Obviously where the heretic is outside arm's reach, BLAM is still necessary.

[Taricus]

That's actually a pretty good idea. Par more personal so anyone observing the act will be far more inspired, leaves less blood to go around the place and saves our ammo!

[Amperzand]

Notably, the only difference between the power swords that are basically a lightsaber and the ones that have a blade is whether or not there's a blade inside the power field. Power fists seem to generate the same field, but with hydraulic enhancement.  So, basically, we have a lightsaber-fist. For superior PUNTification.

[stabbymcstabstab]

Notably, the only difference between the power swords that are basically a lightsaber and the ones that have a blade is whether or not there's a blade inside the power field. Power fists seem to generate the same field, but with hydraulic enhancement.  So, basically, we have a lightsaber-fist. For superior PUNTification.

We need to get into a fight with a lightsaber user. For the simple fact of seeing their reaction when we grab their blade and rip it out of their hands.

[Amperzand]

I like this idea. Also, I notice we have a personal force field and quality body armor, which is more than most force users seem to have.

[Kot]

Rosariuses sometimes stop even plasma cannon shots, so that's much more.
On the other hand force users bounce them off with lightsabers and do other stuff, so, you know...

[Andres]

On the other hand force users bounce them off with lightsabers and do other stuff, so, you know...

Are you...are you implying that we could actually be challenged by these Jedi heretics despite our faith in the God-Emperor!? HERESY!!!