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Author Topic: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!  (Read 23001 times)

crazyabe

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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #180 on: December 11, 2015, 05:01:41 pm »

Look for a Laptop computer.
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Dustan Hache

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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #181 on: December 11, 2015, 05:41:19 pm »

Right into the alien's camp?  lets see if we can snipe him with our pistol.. after we reload.
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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #182 on: December 11, 2015, 07:00:38 pm »

The American Spirit wins again. Now I punch the commie with my other arm.
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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #183 on: December 13, 2015, 02:54:33 pm »

Pick lock with tongue. Find the brains.
[5] Man, your tongue game is marvelous! No lock will stand unopened before your mighty dexterous tongue and no woman... *cough* Anyway. [2] The morgue is suspiciously empty of brains and dead people.
[1] Your head splits in two. Sharp tooths grow on sides and forms ugly vertical maw in middle of your face.

Look for a Laptop computer.
[2] Nobody brought computers for camping night. Don't you know how lame that is?

Right into the alien's camp?  lets see if we can snipe him with our pistol.. after we reload.
Reloading? Tracking state of ammo is a pain.
[3] You take aim. It's hard because the meteor man and the zombie are moving so much.

The American Spirit wins again. Now I punch the commie with my other arm.
[3] Wind punch is wild and goes wildly at non-vital target. [3] Mr. Evil Meteor kind steps back to avoid your punch. Not much got done.
[1] The evil commie rock puts his head in excellent position to be hit again and you take this chance he offers you so kindly. [3] But your fist is again totally not Fist of the North Star and doesn't do any damage. American Spirit is weak, but spirit of commies is even more so.

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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #184 on: December 13, 2015, 03:08:33 pm »

Look for anywhere a brain might be hiding- that includes inside a living creature. Get said brain.
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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #185 on: December 13, 2015, 03:11:58 pm »

I Pull out my mobile phone and start looking for useful "services" over the Deep web.
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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #186 on: December 13, 2015, 03:14:33 pm »

GRAB 'IS NECK! DEN STRANGLE 'IM!
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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #187 on: December 13, 2015, 04:14:37 pm »

Quickly pop a shot at the meteor man's exposed head. it's the perfect chance to end this battle before it starts! Failing a kill, start crawling away.
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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #188 on: December 13, 2015, 05:10:43 pm »

Kick meteor man in the balls.
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #189 on: December 20, 2015, 10:53:06 am »

Look for anywhere a brain might be hiding- that includes inside a living creature. Get said brain.
[1] There's one inside your skull. [6] Banging your head against floor and walls you finally get your brain out, but it is quite mushed at this point.
[1] Joints of your hind legs merge together locking them in current position and your abdomen splits open, grows jaws and bone cover. You have now a beak on your abdomen.

I Pull out my mobile phone and start looking for useful "services" over the Deep web.
[6] You find great number of rather deviant porn sites as well as few sites where you can buy assassinations.

GRAB 'IS NECK! DEN STRANGLE 'IM!
[5+1] You do so and basically squeeze his head off his shoulders. You have secured your position.

Quickly pop a shot at the meteor man's exposed head. it's the perfect chance to end this battle before it starts! Failing a kill, start crawling away.
[6] You unload all your remaining bullets on him [5] yet the evil meteor avoids every single one. [3-1] You start crawling away, but mr evil meteor [5] jumps on your [1-1] back. Your ribs break under his massive weight. You die. Mr meteor sucks your brain out.

Kick meteor man in the balls.
[2] He jumped away before you managed even to move.

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crazyabe

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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #190 on: December 20, 2015, 11:01:25 am »

I put bountys on everyone but me and meteor man, to be payed at the delivery of there heads.
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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #191 on: December 21, 2015, 05:15:44 am »

Bite into meteor man skull and eat his brain.
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #192 on: December 21, 2015, 05:23:11 am »

Be SCP foundation. Burst into clearing in large black van and "secure" alien.
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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #193 on: December 21, 2015, 11:13:04 am »

Use tongue to scoop brain back into head.
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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #194 on: December 25, 2015, 11:08:12 am »

I put bountys on everyone but me and meteor man, to be payed at the delivery of there heads.
[1] You accidentally put bounty for each of your bodyparts. Jobs are taken instantly.

Bite into meteor man skull and eat his brain.
[3] You get your teeths on his head but you can't really bite rock well enough. [6][1] Mr Evil Meteor chops at your neck with his hand and separates your head from your body. Communists win!

Be SCP foundation. Burst into clearing in large black van and "secure" alien.
[4] You are an SCP foundation agent ready to secure the reported alien. The van is waiting on road nearby.

Use tongue to scoop brain back into head.
[2] Your tongue is not flexuble enough to do that.
[2] Your eyes fall off.

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