Pick lock with tongue. Find the brains.
[5] Man, your tongue game is marvelous! No lock will stand unopened before your mighty dexterous tongue and no woman... *cough* Anyway. [2] The morgue is suspiciously empty of brains and dead people.
[1] Your head splits in two. Sharp tooths grow on sides and forms ugly vertical maw in middle of your face.
Look for a Laptop computer.
[2] Nobody brought computers for camping night. Don't you know how lame that is?
Right into the alien's camp? lets see if we can snipe him with our pistol.. after we reload.
Reloading? Tracking state of ammo is a pain.
[3] You take aim. It's hard because the meteor man and the zombie are moving so much.
The American Spirit wins again. Now I punch the commie with my other arm.
[3] Wind punch is wild and goes wildly at non-vital target. [3] Mr. Evil Meteor kind steps back to avoid your punch. Not much got done.
[1] The evil commie rock puts his head in excellent position to be hit again and you take this chance he offers you so kindly. [3] But your fist is again totally not Fist of the North Star and doesn't do any damage. American Spirit is weak, but spirit of commies is even more so.
Kevak
Brain points: 1
Is a 10 points performer
1 Bonesaw
AkumaKasai
Brain points: 0
Big brained human
Has plenty of dirt under his skin. -1 for anything using hands.
Sprained ankle. -1 for moving.
DoctorMcTaalik
Brain points: 1
Is a goat with patchy fur.
Has lost a horn.
Has additional three thick insect like legs.
Has vertical teethy maw in middle of his face.
Infected with Hyper-evolutionary virus.
Dustan Hache
Brain points: 0
Is X-COM agent
Has silver tongue: +1 for talking
Is quite lost.
Has big gaping tear on his cheeck exposing his teeths.
Has lost his artificial kneecap. -1 for running.
Has lost his other leg. Another -1 for anything to do with legs.
1 pistol
SaberToothTiger
Brain points: 1
Is anti-communist.
Is brainless zombie.
Is blacklisted.
Broken knuckles on on arm.
poketwo
Brain points: 0
Is Ork Warboss and Weirdboy
Is fighting for his position.
WAAAAGH! +1 for combat rolls
crazyabe
Brain points: 0
Is a fat kid.
Camp:
Kevak
AkumaKasai
SaberToothTiger
crazyabe
Dustan Hache
Wonton Shop:
chef
kitchen assistant
Day care and morgue:
DoctorMcTaalik
In streets:
guard
1 Fork of Truth (+1 for attacking)
Somewhere in forest:
poketwo
Ork warband and warboss.
People alive: 994/1000
Mr. Evil Meteor:
IS HUNGRY!
Face cracked.
HP: 327/400