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[AoshimaMichio]

Youth! Summer! Vacation! Late night camping! Sudden streak of light falling into your campfire! A gray man stands in what remains of the fire! He speaks!


"Well, hello there, little boy! Don't be shy! Step right up! I'm a reasonable guy! Don't be frightened by the look in my eye; I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.

Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place, I'm just a fish outta water from outer space. You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained, so why don't you be a pal... and bring me some BRAINS!?"



I'm well beyond my reliable capacity to update games, but I just can't let this one pass by. This is gonna be silly and probably short game, but let's have few laughs!

Come on, brave little kids! Best kind of adventure when yer outta school!

[~Neri]

Required listening.

Well, lets go down to our neighbor's place. He ain't using his brain.

[NJW2000]

Shove nerdiest companion towards grey Scoutmaster.

Give noogie to loosen and tenderise grey matter for easier consumption.

Glance around for an axe.

[AoshimaMichio]

Required listening.

Well, lets go down to our neighbor's place. He ain't using his brain.

Spoilsport. But yeah, that guy might be easy mark. Always that dull expression on his face. But first things first:

Shove nerdiest companion towards grey Scoutmaster.

Give noogie to loosen and tenderise grey matter for easier consumption.

Glance around for an axe.

Kevak looks kinda nerdy doesn't he?

[3 vs 4] Kevak barely dodges your swing.

"Hey don't be unreasonable! Why don't you go down to your neighbor's place? See dull expression on his face. You'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me. He aint using his brain, he's just watching TV!"

[3] You forgot where the axe was left, but this pocket knife will probably do the job.

[~Neri]

Acquire neighbor, assist in neighbor's lobotomy.

[NJW2000]

Tell neighbour we need to drain his cereberal fluid for a science project. Offer to walk his dog if he comes with us. Use pocket knife to assist in operation, once we take him into the woods.

[AkumaKasai]

Find something heavy and whack the alien with it!

[AoshimaMichio]

Acquire neighbor, assist in neighbor's lobotomy.

[2] Neighbor is so braindead he doesn't even open the door.

Tell neighbour we need to drain his cereberal fluid for a science project. Offer to walk his dog if he comes with us. Use pocket knife to assist in operation, once we take him into the woods.

[1] He ain't opening the door and it's locked from inside with a chain and padlock. Windows are also nailed shut. That guy really wants to rot his brain!

Find something heavy and whack the alien with it!

[3] Best you can find is a log meant to feed the fire.

[NJW2000]

Throw companion through window, after briefly trying to force the lock.

[poketwo]

TRANSFORM INTA ME TRUE FORM!
DA ORKTAVIOUS GRETCHIN!

[~Neri]

Throw companion while being thrown. Therefore doubling the impact velocity of both of our impacts.

[AoshimaMichio]

Throw companion through window, after briefly trying to force the lock.

[5] You bust all locks. Then you throw Kevak through the window.

TRANSFORM INTA ME TRUE FORM!
DA ORKTAVIOUS GRETCHIN!

[2] No, you are already in your true form!

Throw companion while being thrown. Therefore doubling the impact velocity of both of our impacts.

[5] Oh wow! With a perfect coordination you two fly through window and land gracefully! 10/10 points!

The neighbor is sitting on the sofa, staring TV with his usual blank expression.

[~Neri]

Pull out bonesaw and cut out the neighbor's brain.

[AkumaKasai]

Whack the space invader with the big log!

[AoshimaMichio]

Pull out bonesaw and cut out the neighbor's brain.

[4] It's pretty messy and the guy actually fights back a bit, but stops as soon as you get his brain out. One brain acquired!

Whack the space invader with the big log!

[1] When was the last time you tried to hit rock with a piece wood? You don't remember, but certainly know now to not do that again. The log bounces back and hits you into head, tenderising your grey matter for easier consumption!

"Now fess up, boy, come on, heck! Is there someone that you're trying to protect?"