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[crazyabe]

Look for a Laptop computer.

[Dustan Hache]

Right into the alien's camp?  lets see if we can snipe him with our pistol.. after we reload.

[SaberToothTiger]

The American Spirit wins again. Now I punch the commie with my other arm.

[AoshimaMichio]

Pick lock with tongue. Find the brains.

[5] Man, your tongue game is marvelous! No lock will stand unopened before your mighty dexterous tongue and no woman... *cough* Anyway. [2] The morgue is suspiciously empty of brains and dead people.
[1] Your head splits in two. Sharp tooths grow on sides and forms ugly vertical maw in middle of your face.

Look for a Laptop computer.

[2] Nobody brought computers for camping night. Don't you know how lame that is?

Right into the alien's camp?  lets see if we can snipe him with our pistol.. after we reload.

Reloading? Tracking state of ammo is a pain.
[3] You take aim. It's hard because the meteor man and the zombie are moving so much.

The American Spirit wins again. Now I punch the commie with my other arm.

[3] Wind punch is wild and goes wildly at non-vital target. [3] Mr. Evil Meteor kind steps back to avoid your punch. Not much got done.
[1] The evil commie rock puts his head in excellent position to be hit again and you take this chance he offers you so kindly. [3] But your fist is again totally not Fist of the North Star and doesn't do any damage. American Spirit is weak, but spirit of commies is even more so.

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Kevak
  Brain points: 1
  Is a 10 points performer
    1 Bonesaw
   
AkumaKasai
  Brain points: 0
  Big brained human
  Has plenty of dirt under his skin. -1 for anything using hands.
  Sprained ankle. -1 for moving.
   
DoctorMcTaalik
  Brain points: 1
  Is a goat with patchy fur.
  Has lost a horn.
  Has additional three thick insect like legs.
  Has vertical teethy maw in middle of his face.
  Infected with Hyper-evolutionary virus.
 
Dustan Hache
  Brain points: 0
  Is X-COM agent
  Has silver tongue: +1 for talking
  Is quite lost.
  Has big gaping tear on his cheeck exposing his teeths.
  Has lost his artificial kneecap. -1 for running.
  Has lost his other leg. Another -1 for anything to do with legs.
    1 pistol

SaberToothTiger
  Brain points: 1
  Is anti-communist.
  Is brainless zombie.
  Is blacklisted.
  Broken knuckles on on arm.

poketwo
  Brain points: 0
  Is Ork Warboss and Weirdboy
  Is fighting for his position.
  WAAAAGH! +1 for combat rolls

crazyabe
  Brain points: 0
  Is a fat kid.

Spoiler: Town state (click to show/hide)

Camp:
  Kevak
  AkumaKasai
  SaberToothTiger
  crazyabe
  Dustan Hache
 
Wonton Shop:
  chef
  kitchen assistant
   
Day care and morgue:
  DoctorMcTaalik
 
In streets:
  guard
    1 Fork of Truth (+1 for attacking)
 
Somewhere in forest:
  poketwo
  Ork warband and warboss.
 
People alive: 994/1000

Mr. Evil Meteor:
  IS HUNGRY!
  Face cracked.
  HP: 327/400

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Look for anywhere a brain might be hiding- that includes inside a living creature. Get said brain.

[crazyabe]

I Pull out my mobile phone and start looking for useful "services" over the Deep web.

[poketwo]

GRAB 'IS NECK! DEN STRANGLE 'IM!

[Dustan Hache]

Quickly pop a shot at the meteor man's exposed head. it's the perfect chance to end this battle before it starts! Failing a kill, start crawling away.

[SaberToothTiger]

Kick meteor man in the balls.

[AoshimaMichio]

Look for anywhere a brain might be hiding- that includes inside a living creature. Get said brain.

[1] There's one inside your skull. [6] Banging your head against floor and walls you finally get your brain out, but it is quite mushed at this point.
[1] Joints of your hind legs merge together locking them in current position and your abdomen splits open, grows jaws and bone cover. You have now a beak on your abdomen.

I Pull out my mobile phone and start looking for useful "services" over the Deep web.

[6] You find great number of rather deviant porn sites as well as few sites where you can buy assassinations.

GRAB 'IS NECK! DEN STRANGLE 'IM!

[5+1] You do so and basically squeeze his head off his shoulders. You have secured your position.

Quickly pop a shot at the meteor man's exposed head. it's the perfect chance to end this battle before it starts! Failing a kill, start crawling away.

[6] You unload all your remaining bullets on him [5] yet the evil meteor avoids every single one. [3-1] You start crawling away, but mr evil meteor [5] jumps on your [1-1] back. Your ribs break under his massive weight. You die. Mr meteor sucks your brain out.

Kick meteor man in the balls.

[2] He jumped away before you managed even to move.

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Kevak
  Brain points: 1
  Is a 10 points performer
    1 Bonesaw
   
AkumaKasai
  Brain points: 0
  Big brained human
  Has plenty of dirt under his skin. -1 for anything using hands.
  Sprained ankle. -1 for moving.
   
DoctorMcTaalik
  Brain points: 1
  Is a brainless zombie goat with patchy fur.
  Has lost a horn.
  Joints of hind legs are solid bone. -1 for movement.
  Has additional three thick insect like legs.
  Has vertical teethy maw in middle of his face.
  Has a functional beak on his abdomen.
  Infected with Hyper-evolutionary virus.
    1 mushed up goat brain
 
SaberToothTiger
  Brain points: 1
  Is anti-communist.
  Is brainless zombie.
  Is blacklisted.
  Broken knuckles on on arm.

poketwo
  Brain points: 0
  Is Ork Warboss and Weirdboy
  WAAAAGH! +1 for combat rolls

crazyabe
  Brain points: 0
  Is a fat kid.
    Has a cellphone.

Spoiler: Town state (click to show/hide)

Camp:
  Kevak
  AkumaKasai
  SaberToothTiger
  crazyabe
 
Wonton Shop:
  chef
  kitchen assistant
   
Day care and morgue:
  DoctorMcTaalik
 
In streets:
  guard
    1 Fork of Truth (+1 for attacking)
 
Somewhere in forest:
  poketwo and his Ork warband.
 
People alive: 994/1000

Mr. Evil Meteor:
  IS HUNGRY!
  Face cracked.
  HP: 387/400

[crazyabe]

I put bountys on everyone but me and meteor man, to be payed at the delivery of there heads.

[SaberToothTiger]

Bite into meteor man skull and eat his brain.

[NJW2000]

Be SCP foundation. Burst into clearing in large black van and "secure" alien.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Use tongue to scoop brain back into head.

[AoshimaMichio]

I put bountys on everyone but me and meteor man, to be payed at the delivery of there heads.

[1] You accidentally put bounty for each of your bodyparts. Jobs are taken instantly.

Bite into meteor man skull and eat his brain.

[3] You get your teeths on his head but you can't really bite rock well enough. [6][1] Mr Evil Meteor chops at your neck with his hand and separates your head from your body. Communists win!

Be SCP foundation. Burst into clearing in large black van and "secure" alien.

[4] You are an SCP foundation agent ready to secure the reported alien. The van is waiting on road nearby.

Use tongue to scoop brain back into head.

[2] Your tongue is not flexuble enough to do that.
[2] Your eyes fall off.

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Kevak
  Brain points: 1
  Is a 10 points performer
    1 Bonesaw
   
AkumaKasai
  Brain points: 0
  Big brained human
  Has plenty of dirt under his skin. -1 for anything using hands.
  Sprained ankle. -1 for moving.
   
DoctorMcTaalik
  Brain points: 1
  Is a brainless zombie goat with patchy fur.
  Has lost a horn.
  Has no eyes.
  Joints of hind legs are solid bone. -1 for movement.
  Has additional three thick insect like legs.
  Has vertical teethy maw in middle of his face.
  Has a functional beak on his abdomen.
  Infected with Hyper-evolutionary virus.
    1 mushed up goat brain
 
crazyabe
  Brain points: 0
  Is a fat kid.
  Each his bodyparts has bounty
    Has a cellphone.
   
NJW2000
  Brain points: 0
  Is SCP foundation agent
  Has van waiting at nearby road

Spoiler: Town state (click to show/hide)

Camp:
  Kevak
  AkumaKasai
  crazyabe
  NJW2000
   
Day care and morgue:
  DoctorMcTaalik
 
People alive: 994/1000

Mr. Evil Meteor:
  IS HUNGRY!
  Face cracked.
  HP: 387/400