Brenda rolled her eyes in disdain. She blew a kiss at the crowd, then dragged you away from the ropes and hooked your leg as she lay across your body.
One.
Two.
Three!
You remember how much you disliked the big woman when you were classmates at the KWWL. The feeling was, obviously, mutual.
Unfortunately, Myra Kirby knew that you and Brenda were the best students at her school, which was why Brenda was almost always your opponent during the unpaid "exhibitions" Kirby would put up, to defray the expenses of your schooling.
This is also why you feel as if your professional wrestling career was shortened by a decade even before it began. The woman turned every match into an actual beat down.
Those ham-sized fists hurt. Even when all you're doing is watching a video of the match….
-click-
"So, what do you think?" asks Sam.
With the video on pause, you find yourself once again aware of your surroundings.
You're in a dingy studio apartment, filled with a strange combination of computer equipment and wrestling merchandise. It's like a Circuit City had a one night stand with a Toys "R" Us.
You're sitting on the edge of a bed, one of only two spots in the room cleared for human habitation. Sam McEnroe sits on the other, a chair (a steel chair, naturally) drawn up close to a table that groans under the weight of recording equipment and video monitors.
Sam is the Vice President of Promotions for the Borderless Wrestling Federation, which means that he spends most of his day uploading grainy, shaky-cam footage to YouTube.
Shaky or not, those videos receive thousands of views from the diehard BoWsers, as the BWF fans call themselves, and they're one of the reasons why the BWF has been making serious waves on the independent wrestling circuit.
(Well, that and the fact that they occasionally hold matches in a ring attached to a flatbed truck. A moving flatbed truck.)
1. It'd be great if I had a match like that
2. I hope they don't put me in a match like that
3. I'll wrestle in whatever match they put me in.