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[Urist McCoder]

I will help anyone who collects the teeth of the dead as a sacrifice to me.

name:milfa
domain:dead people's teeth and infant's broken bones

items:
Linksys router
Ethernet cable
Salt shaker
Reading glasses
Old chair spindle that I made into a wand
10 inch long needle
Burnt eyeball
The anarchist's cookbook

[Wolfkit]

Let's pick...
A mounted deer head
A lighter
A large knife
A jar of bees
A kevlar vest

[Parisbre56]

I have no imagination. Let's go with my avatar!

Name: Paris
Domain: !!Tigers!! (that is, "flaming tigers")
Description: See Avatar.

Code: [Select]

Weed
Cocaine
Cane
Vicodin
LSD
Ecstasy
Tobacco
Roll-your-own cigarettes
Mint-flavoured cigarette filters
Scottish Whisky (Glenfiddich)
American Whiskey (Maker's mark)
French Wine
Cuban rum
Russian Vodka
Coffee
Kiwifruit
Kiwibird
Sparrow
Swallow (African)
Swallow (European)
Tomatoes
Olives
Cucumber
Onions
Underwear
Travel guide
Television
VCR
Mushroom (Hallucinogenic)
Mushroom (Poison)
Mushroom (Edible)
Badger
Snake
Ground beef
Detergent (clothes)
Detergent (dishes)
Soap (anti-bacterial)
Mouse (computer)
Mouse (live)
TV remote
Football (soccer)
Football (rugby)
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Electric Shaver
Tabasco Sauce
Chilli peppers
Black Pepper
Salt
Basil
Oregano
Rice
Pasta
Soda bottle
Motorcycle helmet
Protective Goggles
Doctor's mask
Stethoscope
Syringe
Bandage
Adhesive bandage (Band-aid)
Disinfectant
Mosquito repellent
Perfume
Deodorant
I think that's enough for now.

[Dutrius]

Name: Bob.
Domain: Fish. Especially goldfish.
Description. A malevolent goldfish, plotting to take over everything, whilst confined to a small bowl in the spectator stands.

Spoiler: List O' Stuff (click to show/hide)

A small pile of dust.
A small pile of ashes.
A small pile of dried soil.
A small clump of wet soil.
A lump of ochre.
A lump of cinnabar.
A potted cactus.
A fossilized shrew.
A jar of cloudy honey.
A jar of clear honey.
A jug of milk so old it became cheese.
An empty fish bowl.
A pike.
A pike.
A tin of bluefin tuna.
A holey mackerel.
A cod piece.
A plaice.
A lump of pillow lava.
A shovelnose guitar fish. (Yes, that is a real thing.)

[TopHat]

Name: E.S.L. (no, you can't know what it stands for)
Domain: Conspirators and Conspiracy Theorists
Description: Widely considered to look like an Evasive, Slimy, Lizard That's just what they want you to think, it actually takes the form of an Enormous, Smirking, Liar! no, an Extremely Smooth Lamprey! Most Definately!

Spoiler: items (click to show/hide)

A collection of seemingly unrelated newspaper clippings
A phonebook with numbers circled seemingly at random
A world map with coloured pins stuck in with no obvious pattern
Tinfoil Hat of unknown provenance
Chip of wood from the Mary Celeste
A Set of Strange Diagrams
Rock engraved with the Golden spiral
Amber Pendant with the numbers '24,15,8' somehow set inside
Necklace with the letters 'E.S.L' mounted on a silver chain.
List of governments toppled by the C.I.A.
A Memo with no subject
Marked ticket to the opera
Key to a swimming pool locker

((More items to come later. My Domain may infringe on Ao's so I could change it if needed.))

[spazyak]

ITems:
Calculator
turtle
binoculars
dnd dm guide 3.5e
Fahrenheit 451

[ATHATH]

ITems:
Calculator
turtle
binoculars
dnd dm guide 3.5e
Fahrenheit 451

Bad idea, bub. I need that dmg for myself. One of us is not going to be able to have five items.

[Twinwolf]

I am staying the hell away from plush toys.

My items

A pair of glasses
A playstation 2
A gas mask
A shield
A magic sword.

[endlessblaze]

In as a god-

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name- crystis
Domain- crystals, magic, and generic godly things.
Discription- crystis takes many forms, but commonly takes a human form. In this case his eyes lack pupils or an iris, instead translucent orbs filled with a rainbow of swirling color.

He may seem calm, collected, and silent at first but don't be fooled. If he gets started he is quite theatrical and talkative. He is often accompanied by a mortal servant.

Crystis enters with a flash of color and light, the child clinging to his back giggles.
"It's good to see you piecewise. Amira, say hi, you don't want to seem rude do you?"
"Heheh, hi"

"Let's see....."

crystis adds the following to the pile.

A diamond staff, that shoots damaging light
A magic sword
A ruby
A bit of solid energy

[piecewise]

Alright, I've got everyone marked down and expanded the list of junk to include the added materials. Keep adding as much as you want, god-friends!

Name: Donald
Description: He is a hyper-intelligent monkey. His fur is brown.
How did you get here?: Donald died because he was shot in the face by some people who believed he was an abomination against their god (the god of human superiority).

Stuff to get:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Dragon Figurine (signifying Dragon Magazine and Dragonwrought Kobolds)
Lots of Dice (signifying tons of damage)
Cheese (signifying power gaming)
Scientific Calculator (signifying huge numbers)
D&D 3.5 Dm Guide (the easiest edition to break)

How about the hourglass, the sketchbook, the key ring, the pen, and the wires.

I'll take the Trenchcoat, the Geode, the Imperial Aquilae, the model spitfire, and the sunglasses.

Let's pick...
A mounted deer head
A lighter
A large knife
A jar of bees
A kevlar vest

ITems:
Calculator
turtle
binoculars
dnd dm guide 3.5e
Fahrenheit 451

Alright, thats 5 people ready.

I see we have a contest between spaz and athath for the dnd guide...and maybe the calculator? Is that the same one? .... Nope have two in there. alright


Lets roll to see who gets it.
ATHATH: 1
Spaz: 5

Spaz gets the DND book. ATHATH, grab yourself something else.

[Twinwolf]

My items

A pair of glasses
A playstation 2
A gas mask
A shield
A magic sword.

[Hiddenleafguy]

Name: Vashna, inventor of inventing!
Domains: Inventing, video games, insanity, and picking up random things and putting them together to make things that work, barely.

Spoiler: Description (click to show/hide)

[Playergamer]

Michael's Stuff:
Socks, gift-wrapped.
An opposum, also gift-wrapped.
Jar of bullet ants.
Mein Kampf, paperback.
A small child.

[ATHATH]

Magic staff, then. Magic is power.

[Toaster]

New Piecewise RTD?  Instant in.

(Making a sheet)