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[Comrade P.]

Lor's voice is low, and sounds a little buzzing, like if an electric motor works smoothly in the background every time he starts speaking. He addresses to people Piecewise summoned:

- You may find finest devices coming your way, enigmatic biological mechanisms. Show them some care, and my favor will be upon you.

[Toaster]

There is a rumbling snort.  Or you'll all die hilariously and not-really-tragically.  We shall see.

[renegadelobster]

There is a buzzing of insects while Bib talks, "Well at the very least it will be entertaining for us. Brutal, short and violent for them. Just like their lives!"

[Hiddenleafguy]

"SIMPLE!! All you need to do is build whatever insane contraption comes into your head! A mecha made out of soap? DO IT! An efficient means of air travel? DO IT! Have a warning label!" Vashna adds a warning label to the pile, it reads: Do not expose this tag to any of the following: Fire, air, forum games, cheese, piles of random stuff placed by gods, god fruit juice, Vashna, combat, or bay12. If you fail to heed this warning label for this warning label, it may cause one of the following: Godhood, death, stuff worse then death, spontaneous cheesebustion, and MORE!.

[Urist McCoder]

I will bless whomever brings me the teeth of the dea

[Comrade P.]

"SIMPLE!! All you need to do is build whatever insane contraption comes into your head! A mecha made out of soap? DO IT! An efficient means of air travel? DO IT!

- So... crude. Such a vile misuse of things intended for an entirely different purpose.

[Parisbre56]

Add the following to the pile, if possible:
Nyan cat
Flaming tigers
Firewood that is on fire
Gasoline container
Molotov made out of green beer bottle, cloth and gasoline

[AoshimaMichio]

All gods present sense words without sound or clear origin: Gods, mortals, all equally insane.

[spazyak]

Every other item on my list+dice+soldering iron, then go aground and dm for some people
Anyu one up for a quick session of dnd?!

[endlessblaze]

All gods present sense words without sound or clear origin: Gods, mortals, all equally insane.

"I find myself agreeing with that setimient"

[Toaster]

"SIMPLE!! All you need to do is build whatever insane contraption comes into your head! A mecha made out of soap? DO IT! An efficient means of air travel? DO IT!

- So... crude. Such a vile misuse of things intended for an entirely different purpose.

A chuckle.  Oh, stop being so stuffy.

All gods present sense words without sound or clear origin: Gods, mortals, all equally insane.

"I find myself agreeing with that setimient"

Ha ha!

[Hiddenleafguy]

"Don't worry! Luckily you don't need to follow in my footsteps! I did that just fine! Now take the fiasco handbook, and spread my name through AMAZING INSANE INVENTIONS! "

[ATHATH]

"SIMPLE!! All you need to do is build whatever insane contraption comes into your head! A mecha made out of soap? DO IT! An efficient means of air travel? DO IT!

- So... crude. Such a vile misuse of things intended for an entirely different purpose.

"Perhaps. However, he is my patron, and so I obey him without question."

I have a plan that might break the game a little bit. It also fits with the theme of my patron.

[renegadelobster]

Got some more stuff for the pile:
Black widows
Hobo spiders
Tarantulas
Fire ants
Wasps
Yellow jackets
Slugs
Snails
Termites
Moths
Butterflies
Caterpillars
Scorpions
Flies
Maggots
Leeches
Worms
Milkweed
Azalea
Belladonna
Scotch Broom
Dog Bane
Fox Glove
Horse Nettle
Iris
Stinging Nettle
Monkshod
Morning Glory
Nightshade
Opium
Poison Hemlock
Rhododendron
Wisteria
Yellow Jessamine
Poison Oak
Poison Ivy

[endlessblaze]

crystis adds more to the pile of ingredients

Some water
Some lava
A piece of paper with runes on it
An iPad