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[tntey]

Ryan's items
LSD
Ashes
Tabbaco
Burnt eyeball
Jar of bees

[endlessblaze]

Noticing a contestant preparing to grind up a small child for power, crystis prepares a new body for him.

[Toaster]

Guess I'm in as a god!

Spoiler: Tolas the Bemused (click to show/hide)

Name: Tolas the Bemused
Domain: Personal amusement, irony, pointless death

Spoiler: Item List (click to show/hide)

A compass with no needle
An iron
A yo-yo
Two nails taped together
A blood-stained razorblade
An empty bottle of sleeping pills
A suicide note
A pixy stick
A network cable
A coozie with a beer logo on it
A stress ball
A dead duck
A melted lump of greenish plastic
Four wire coathangers hopelessly tangled together
A coupon for half off breadsticks at a pizza place
Half a cough drop, sheared cleanly off
A parking ticket
A small booklet with the entirety of "99 bottles of beer on the wall" written out on it
An empty picture frame
A water bottle filled with saliva
A water bottle filled with live ants
A Krabby Patty
An empty matchbook
A Mickey Mantle rookie card
A "Book of Vile Darkness" DVD
A roll of duct tape that's lost its sticky
A potato
A live scarab beetle the size of a cat
Twenty pomegrante seeds in a sandwich bag
A business card for "Demonic Enterprises"
A broken ceiling tile
A pink pen
A vial of ammonia
A hubcap
Three twenty dollar bills, taped end-to-end
A Medal of Honor
A ripped piece of foam
Bubble wrap
The 'p' key from a keyboard
An extremely rusty pipe
A twist tie
A left sneaker
A baseball bat with NYARS engraved on it

How directly related to domain do the items need to be?

[Hiddenleafguy]

My items:
A copy of Aeisling the neck stabber, by Markus Velafi.
A tv make entirely of leaves and wood, it seems to work.
A cellphone.
A copy of fallout three.
Several disks, each containing an arc of thrilling intent.

[ATHATH]

Actually, scratch the staff. Whichever diety provides a copy of the Book of Vile Darkness (a D&D 3.0 book) will have me as their servant.

If the BoVD is available when it is the time to choose our items, take it. Otherwise, take the staff.

[Toaster]

That's metagamey enough for me to use my irony power on it.

EDIT:  List up.  Put a present for you on it.

[Comrade P.]

How directly related to domain do the items need to be?

No rules on that so far. Throw any stuff you want in, if it's man-portable.

[Toaster]

Good, because I added a bunch of crap that wasn't related

[Hiddenleafguy]

"I CAN ALWAYS USE MORE INSANE INVENTORS!!"
Put the book of vile darkness in the pile.

[ATHATH]

"I CAN ALWAYS USE MORE INSANE INVENTORS!!"
Put the book of vile darkness in the pile.

That's metagamey enough for me to use my irony power on it.

EDIT:  List up.  Put a present for you on it.

Sorry Toaster, but I wanted a book, not a dvd.

HLG, although it would not be necessary, I would like a copy of the PHB (D&D 3.5) as well, so that I'm using the 3.5 rules and extra content, with backwards compatibility (basically, two editions worth of OP stuff).

If I can get a copy of the PHB, get it and replace the scientific calculator with it. Donald can already do that stuff in his head, anyway.

[Toaster]

I know exactly what you wanted.

[Hiddenleafguy]

Add the PHB to the stack, also add the pathfinder core rulebook, and the fiasco rulebook, with the dragon slayers supplement.

[NAV]

Name: The Hammerer
Domain: Hitting things with other things
Description: A Dorf. With a spiky mace thrice the size of himself.

[AoshimaMichio]

Name: E.S.L. (no, you can't know what it stands for)
Domain: Conspirators and Conspiracy Theorists
Description: Widely considered to look like an Evasive, Slimy, Lizard That's just what they want you to think, it actually takes the form of an Enormous, Smirking, Liar! no, an Extremely Smooth Lamprey! Most Definately!

Spoiler: items (click to show/hide)

A collection of seemingly unrelated newspaper clippings
A phonebook with numbers circled seemingly at random
A world map with coloured pins stuck in with no obvious pattern
Tinfoil Hat of unknown provenance
Chip of wood from the Mary Celeste
A Set of Strange Diagrams
Rock engraved with the Golden spiral
Amber Pendant with the numbers '24,15,8' somehow set inside
Necklace with the letters 'E.S.L' mounted on a silver chain.
List of governments toppled by the C.I.A.
A Memo with no subject
Marked ticket to the opera
Key to a swimming pool locker

((More items to come later. My Domain may infringe on Ao's so I could change it if needed.))

Nah, that's not even close. Altough we may share some followers. I have no problems with that.

[ATHATH]

Add the PHB to the stack, also add the pathfinder core rulebook, and the fiasco rulebook, with the dragon slayers supplement.

Yay!

What is your command, master?

Replace the dice with the magic staff.