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Author Topic: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!  (Read 18148 times)

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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #90 on: September 09, 2015, 01:28:16 pm »

walk back in & gather everyone to leave, dragging the stubborn ones .
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #91 on: September 09, 2015, 01:48:45 pm »

Close the door. Hoog can catch up later.
You begin to close the door, but Sloth rolls out, followed by Boog and Gerrm.

Roll into Hoog.
You roll out the door and into Hoog, pushing him through the door.

Extract Sandwich-chan from Hoog's stomach via undescribed methods. Cast Resurrection on it.
You reach into Hoog's mouth, and grab sandwich-chan from Hoog's stomach, which has now been vomited out about 4 times, and you cast ressurect. The vomit, somehow, turns back into a ham sandwich, and it rushes towards Hoog.

After zoning out for most of the battle, place spores in all the spider corpses. Watch as miniature versions of me take root and grow on the corpses.
You plant your spores and observe your bretheren rising from the corpses, and you bring them along with you, as you are pulled away by Boog and Gerrm.

walk back in & gather everyone to leave, dragging the stubborn ones .
You pick up everyone, including madness, Hoog, Sloth and Naraje, and you put them on the stairs.

HEY GUYS IMPOOTANT STUFF AGEN
Everyone is at the stairs. You can go down them now. Also, OW, sandwich-chan is back alive. And Naraje has a pet wasp and some clones, and thats pretty much it.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #92 on: September 09, 2015, 02:13:54 pm »

Roll down the stairs.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #93 on: September 09, 2015, 02:24:01 pm »

Roll down the stairs.
Yet again, you roll down the stairs. You bump against a door after a while.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #94 on: September 09, 2015, 02:29:06 pm »

Naraje and his clones act in concert. They are slightly paler in color to distinguish which one is the leader. They step over the sloth, one picks him up and drapes him over its shoulder, another opens the door.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #95 on: September 09, 2015, 04:41:14 pm »

ride Hoog like a surf bord down the stairs, while smoking SandWichChan like a cigar!
« Last Edit: September 09, 2015, 05:22:13 pm by crazyabe »
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #96 on: September 09, 2015, 05:17:47 pm »

Make a double suicide pact with Sandwich-chan. We're supposed to be together forever, dammit.
« Last Edit: September 09, 2015, 10:34:31 pm by Orange Wizard »
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #97 on: September 09, 2015, 08:33:45 pm »

Wake up with the munchies. Look around for something to eat. Maybe a sandwich?
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« Reply #98 on: September 09, 2015, 10:47:36 pm »

Naraje and his clones act in concert. They are slightly paler in color to distinguish which one is the leader. They step over the sloth, one picks him up and drapes him over its shoulder, another opens the door.
You pick up Sloth, then open the door. Defying all common logic, there is a giant landscape, with huge mountains, giant forests, a blue sky, and a (relatively) blindingly bright sun.

ride Hoog like a surf bord down the stairs, while smoking SandWichChan like a cigar!
You attempt to ride Hoog, but he is a bat now. He flys away, holding Sandwich-chan.

Make a double suicide pact with Sandwich-chan. We're supposed to be together forever, dammit.
Snadwich chan is already alive, (unless I dont know what a suicide pact is), and you promise to suicide if one of you dies?

Wake up with the munchies. Look around for something to eat. Maybe a sandwich?
You look around for something to eat, and see Sandwich chan flying away in Hoogs claws. You are then blinded by the light of the landscape.

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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #99 on: September 09, 2015, 11:04:51 pm »

The Naraje (now plural) run into the bright landscape. They are filled with wonder at its magnitude. They check the nearby forest to see if there are any mushrooms there. They carry the sloth until he attempts to dismount.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #100 on: September 10, 2015, 12:10:50 am »

Eh, close enough.

Find the next tunnel to explore.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #101 on: September 10, 2015, 10:46:02 am »

GO FORWARDS INTO THE LAW BREAKING ROOM
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #102 on: September 10, 2015, 11:36:30 am »

Close my eyes. Fall asleep quickly!
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #103 on: September 10, 2015, 03:10:20 pm »

The Naraje (now plural) run into the bright landscape. They are filled with wonder at its magnitude. They check the nearby forest to see if there are any mushrooms there. They carry the sloth until he attempts to dismount.
You bound around the forested area, and you see some small mushrooms surrounding a path, that stretches off into the distance.

Eh, close enough.

Find the next tunnel to explore.
You go out into the wide open landscape, and begin looking for the next door. Along the way, you and sandwich chan get lost. In a swamp. You can hear some distant growling coming from every direction.

Fly over a mountain!
You begin flying over one of the mountains, but you are shot with what seems to be a grappling hook. You are dragged down to the mountain, and the grappling hook returns into a cave, in front of you.

GO FORWARDS INTO THE LAW BREAKING ROOM
You stroll smugly into the landscape, and observe. From the distance you hear a scream.

Close my eyes. Fall asleep quickly!
You attempt to fall asleep, but the light is too bright.... Oh no... You cannot sleep...
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #104 on: September 10, 2015, 03:25:39 pm »

POWER-SLEEP!!!!
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