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[ATHATH]

Cast Scrying on the guy whose head we need to retrieve. Cast Greater Teleport, teleporting the party to the room he is in currently.

[spümpkin]

Walk towards where the spiders came from, as the GM seems to have forgotten he said their were more spiders.

You walk towards the spider eggs, and more spiders burst out right at that moment. Behind the spider eggs you can see another stairwell.

Weave a web-blanket for myself.

You spin a silky blanket, and use it to sleep under. However, it catches fire due to the flaming webs. They're still there.

Look for the sandwich, while trying to control my spider

You lookaround for the sandwich, but you find it is in a  bubble shield with Hoog, so you cannot get to it. Your spider seems to have stopped bucking.

Cast Scrying on the guy whose head we need to retrieve. Cast Greater Teleport, teleporting the party to the room he is in currently.

You attempt to scry, but a powerful magic force is blocking your powers.
(Dude, that's like, the final endboss. You just have to get down there on foot.)

[crazyabe]

Ride to the stair case over everyone else!

[Tomasque]

Scramble to the staircase and fall asleep there.

[Orange Wizard]

Ask the sandwich on a date.

[spümpkin]

Step on the spider eggs on my way to the staircase.

You mush the spider eggs under your feet as you walk down the stairs. There is a door you can close once everyone is in.

Ride to the stair case over everyone else!

You trample over some spiders and go down the stairs. You cannot fit your spider through, however, so you will have to leave it there.

Scramble to the staircase and fall asleep there.

You cannot fit down the stairs, so you unfuse with the spider. You begin rolling down the stairs, asleep.

Ask the sandwich on a date.

It blushes, as much as a sentient ham sandwich can, and it looks at you deeply. "Of course I will Hoog, I love you." The sandwich replies shyly. But at that moment, a spider charges past and eats the sandwich. It then looks at you, menacingly. The stairs are open. But you might be able to save Sammy Sandiwch. What do you dooooo?

[Orange Wizard]

Bastard! You hurt Sandwich-chan!

I WILL MURDER EVERYTHING

[spümpkin]

Bastard! You hurt Sandwich-chan!

I WILL MURDER EVERYTHING

You begin killing all the spiders in a maelstrom of random magics, and they eventually all die. In the corpse of one, you find Sammy Sandwich.

As you investigate the fetid corpse of the spider, you pick up sandwich-chans soggy bread and ham, and it stares at you lovingly.  "*cough* I don't think I can go on Hoog. *cough* Know that I will always love you, even in death. Goodbye my sweet." As it mutters these words, it falls apart. Butter side down.

[Orange Wizard]

Eat the remnants of Sandwich-chan so that we can be together forever.

[spümpkin]

Eat the remnants of Sandwich-chan so that we can be together forever.

You ball your eyes out while eating the ham and bread that was sandwich-chan. It doesn't taste very nice, and you vomit after eating it. It's been in a spider. It's not healthy.

[Orange Wizard]

Keep eating! Nothing will separate me from my true love!

[spümpkin]

Keep eating! Nothing will separate me from my true love!

You continue eating your vomit over and over again, until it finally settles in your stomach. You feel sick, but you also feel like you have a piece of sandwich-chan in your heart.

[Tomasque]

Roll into Hoog.

[ATHATH]

Extract Sandwich-chan from Hoog's stomach via undescribed methods. Cast Resurrection on it.

[Spiderking50]

After zoning out for most of the battle, place spores in all the spider corpses. Watch as miniature versions of me take root and grow on the corpses.