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Author Topic: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!  (Read 18209 times)

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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #45 on: August 30, 2015, 10:47:38 pm »

SPORES! Naraje is terrified.
You release more toxic spores everywhere, making everyone retch in pain. The spider seems to be immune to this.

Find a safe location from which to blast the spider!
You fly away, and fire a spell at the spider. The spell is, unfortunately for you, a spell of enlargement. The spider is very big now. It also seems to grow bigger, more poisonous fangs. You messed up bad. (You rolled a 1)

Atempt to mount the spider like a horse!
 
You attempt to leap onto the spider and mount it, but it fails as Hoog makes the spider bigger, and too big even for you to leap on.

Keep sleeping!
((This'll be a great adventure!))
You stay asleep, but the spider grows bigger and you are now on it's leg.

IMPAATAANT
Hoog (OW) made the spider even bigger, and more dangerous. Also, everyone is sick due to Naraje's spores.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #46 on: August 30, 2015, 10:49:20 pm »

Sleep it off. If I get disturbed, roll away from the spider. While sleeping.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #47 on: August 30, 2015, 10:50:55 pm »

Sleep it off. If I get disturbed, roll away from the spider. While sleeping
You continue sleeping, and the spider puts you on it's back, mistaking you for an egg sack. It runs away fro the rest of the party.

IMPOOTANT
Sloth was capshured by the spider matriarch! She ran off.
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in our own special way we are all shitpost
each day, when the sun shines and greets us with a smile, at least one of us finds that inner strength to spout bullshit on a forum revolving around the systemized slaughter of midgets
dont call me a shitposter, call me a spirit one with the shitpost atman
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #48 on: August 30, 2015, 11:15:11 pm »

I'll keep up the good work.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #49 on: August 30, 2015, 11:28:37 pm »

Cast Mass Cure Poison on my nearby allies. Cast Hold Monster on the spider queen.
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*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #50 on: August 31, 2015, 12:59:02 am »

Follow the spider and continue blasting until it gets too big to be a threat
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« Reply #51 on: August 31, 2015, 02:30:35 am »

I'll keep up the good work.
You stay asleep as it carries you to it's lair. It is a webby landscape, filled with many giant spiders. There is also a treasure chest stuck in the web. The spider chucks you into it's nest, then proceeds to leave.

Cast Mass Cure Poison on my nearby allies. Cast Hold Monster on the spider queen.
You cure your allies, but the spider runs away too quickly. (Also, how many spells can your guy prepare per day?)

Follow the spider and continue blasting until it gets too big to be a threat
You fly after the spider, and are undetected by the other spiders due to being a bat. You try to cast another enlargement spell,  but fail and cast a spell of fireball on the web, burning the whole entire web landscape, and enraging all of the spiders in there. You killed about 1 spider. Also, Sloth is now in very real danger of being caught on fire.

IMPORTANT, READ EVERYONE ELSES THINGS.
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in our own special way we are all shitpost
each day, when the sun shines and greets us with a smile, at least one of us finds that inner strength to spout bullshit on a forum revolving around the systemized slaughter of midgets
dont call me a shitposter, call me a spirit one with the shitpost atman
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #52 on: August 31, 2015, 04:24:34 am »

Cast a spell of Fireproofing on Sloth.
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« Reply #53 on: August 31, 2015, 08:03:18 am »

Cast Summon Monster (I don't remember which level) to summon a celestial baboon. Cast Freedom of Movement on the baboon and the chest, then tell the baboon to bring me the chest.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #54 on: August 31, 2015, 08:07:28 am »

Wake up because of the not-too-pleasant warmth. Hide inside the treasure chest.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #55 on: August 31, 2015, 10:54:36 am »

Try to find a weapon while avoiding danger.
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« Reply #56 on: September 01, 2015, 03:25:27 am »

Cast a spell of Fireproofing on Sloth.
You successfully fireproof Sloth, before he crawls into the chest.

Cast Summon Monster (I don't remember which level) to summon a celestial baboon. Cast Freedom of Movement on the baboon and the chest, then tell the baboon to bring me the chest.
(Like I said before, how many spells per day does this guy get? Does he just memorize all spells then he can cast every spell infinitely? Also, I may just impose a certain limit of free casts then do a +3 roll of a d20.) You summon a celestial baboon from the stars, and comman him to bring you the chest. He approaches the chest, but a couple of spiders run over and eat the baboon, causing it to dissipate.

RUNAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You begin to fly away, but a spider spits web on you, sticking you to the ground, and inhibiting your flight capabilities. The spider then approaches you.

Wake up because of the not-too-pleasant warmth. Hide inside the treasure chest.
You are fireproofed by Hoog, then crawl into the chest to sleep again.

Try to find a weapon while avoiding danger.
You scramble around, looking for anything you are familiar with.  Luckily, you see a Mushman corpse laying on the ground, and you rip the crude sword out of it's hands.
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in our own special way we are all shitpost
each day, when the sun shines and greets us with a smile, at least one of us finds that inner strength to spout bullshit on a forum revolving around the systemized slaughter of midgets
dont call me a shitposter, call me a spirit one with the shitpost atman
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #57 on: September 01, 2015, 04:01:47 am »

Lock the treasure chest.
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« Reply #58 on: September 01, 2015, 08:07:09 am »

Keep sleeping.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #59 on: September 01, 2015, 08:35:19 am »

Take the sword and stab the spider approaching the dragon. Have my wasp help.
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