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Author Topic: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!  (Read 18622 times)

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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #30 on: August 28, 2015, 04:51:47 pm »

Stand around.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #31 on: August 28, 2015, 05:07:48 pm »

Ask the hornet (nicely) where the exits to the level are.

"Your friend really, really likes you, Naraje."
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*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #32 on: August 28, 2015, 06:36:29 pm »

Sleepwalk into one of the holes and curl up inside.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #33 on: August 29, 2015, 05:06:39 pm »

Whack the wall! Until it falls! Yes, I do know we're in a dungeon.
You begin smacking the wall, but it seems to be too tough, even for you.

Charge the Walllll, using Hoog as a battering Ram!
You pick up Hoog, and charge at the wall. Despite this, Hoog gets his head stuck in one of the holes.

Stand around.
You are picked up by Boog and Gerrm (again) and they attempt to use you as a battering ram. Unfortunately, your head gets stuck in one of the holes. And there are bats. Flying your way.

Ask the hornet (nicely) where the exits to the level are.

"Your friend really, really likes you, Naraje."
Again, just buzzing and nonsense. It seems he may be deaf.

Sleepwalk into one of the holes and curl up inside.
You slump into one of the holes, and curl up in a ball. Unfortunately for you, bats are flying towards you, which may disturb your rest.


IMPORTANT FOR EVERYONEEE
Bats. A lot of bats come flying out of the cave wall, from every hole. They also push Hoog and Sloth out of their respective holes. So yeah, BATS.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #34 on: August 29, 2015, 05:23:10 pm »

Become a bat.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #35 on: August 29, 2015, 07:37:43 pm »

Become a bat.
You attempt to cast 'Change into Bat' on yourself. You succeed! Surprisingly. You are now an abnormally large bat, and you can now understand the screeching of the bats. They all seem to be fleeing from something.

((I'll edit your character sheet.))
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #36 on: August 29, 2015, 11:41:52 pm »

Cast Awaken on the wasp, then ask it the same question I asked it last turn. Cast Speak with Kobolds on it if necessary.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #37 on: August 30, 2015, 12:21:45 am »

Try to make the bats fall asleep. Then fall asleep.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #38 on: August 30, 2015, 03:22:42 am »

Cast Awaken on the wasp, then ask it the same question I asked it last turn. Cast Speak with Kobolds on it if necessary.
It seems very surprised at this sudden hearing of everything, that it's sense are almost overloaded. It looks exhausted, before falling asleep.

Try to make the bats fall asleep. Then fall asleep.
You attempt to cuddle the bats into sleeping, but they just keep on flying away. You grab one that agrees with you, and you fall asleep with it in your arms.

You gained a pet Sleepy Bat!

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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #39 on: August 30, 2015, 10:25:04 am »

Roll Sloth (Tomasque) towards where the bats came from.
Be very uncooperative.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #40 on: August 30, 2015, 02:18:28 pm »

Roll Sloth (Tomasque) towards where the bats came from.
Roll Sloth (Tomasque) towards where the bats came from.
Be very uncooperative.
You (Kryla) attempt to roll Sloth into the cave wall riddled with holes, but he isn't moving very easily, and there are too many bats to push him in.

IMPORTANT STUFF
The flow of bats finally stops, but a minute later, a giant spider crashes through the whole cave wall.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #41 on: August 30, 2015, 04:15:50 pm »

SPORES! Naraje is terrified.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #42 on: August 30, 2015, 04:53:59 pm »

Find a safe location from which to blast the spider!
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #43 on: August 30, 2015, 07:34:57 pm »

Atempt to mount the spider like a horse!
 
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #44 on: August 30, 2015, 10:01:31 pm »

Keep sleeping!
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