Bubby
+1 to crazuh stuntz
stuped sherk, get inside it and get my chainsaw back, then do the same thing as before
(3+1) You dive in after sherk ... into sherk infested stadium. full of sherks. I have to roll for many sherks naow. (6, 5, 5, 1, 6 ...) gonna stop there. You got inside sherk. And sherk, and sherk, but not sherk. You did get inside sherk though. No more of Bubby left to fight over. New character Y/N?
Kraykray Stuffins
+1 to krazy stuntz!
Kraykray don't give up! This time get onto TWO sharks and tame em both! Double Shark Rider go!
(2+1) you try to climb on a circling sherk, but keep rolling off. You and shakr go rolling over and over like some weird water wheel. It make everyone dizzeh watcing you.
(6) Except that one sharc. It eat you, ending the logrolling jamboree. New character Y/N?
Name: Buddy Guyson
has teh mad sckihlz
Run upp teh stares! Use headake to discofer sykik powrz!
(1+1) you flounder in hte water like a sick flounder! Punz! bam! sykik powrz? Whachu tink dis is? Spanners?
A shark is coming for you! (2) it bonk it's head into de door at bottom of stairs. From der udder side.
Name: Barrack Obama
+1 luckz
Call the military to fight the Sharks. Ask Japan for Mecha Godzilla too.
Oh, dis gonna be sumting else. I can't look.
(?) oops. I better look. (5) dat not so bad. President on de promenade call fer military. Two sekret servis peepulz already here. Moar military inbound. Air strike in 5 turns. Marine strike in 8 turns. Army strike in 12 turns. Union strike in 20 turns. I promise to foreget all about all of these! Better remind me lots.
You can't call Japan tho, it's long distance. besides mechaGodzilla busy fighting Spavce Banana in Pajamas!
(2) Shaerk too polite to interrupt important fone call.
Naem: Rally "Tyop" Connors
hsa teh jeeynus planz, jusst ass playhned
conkokt elabrit skeme to git awai frum shraks
oh boi. So general, so broad, so "not actually enacting a scheme yet, so standing still thinking."
(5+1)Lessee, better get far from the tornado, and up out of the water. Maybe get a Jeep or Hummer and drive away! Better go east since tornado is moving north and westish. Plus traffic on the westbound is gonna be krayzee! There's a Generic Sporting Event going o... oh yeah. Mebbe get inside something concrete, liek a shelter or something. But no stadiums or malls - disaster movie rtds flock to those like sharks to you guys! You're welcome for big big hints.
(1) shark stumped by guy standing still in knee high water staring blankly into space. Swims away.
+1 lkooky
Swim to safety using only my legs! Close my eyes again for the luck roll!
you crazy. luck is only for the "don't die" roll. When I remember.
(2) you swim in sircles. Silleh. Now for teh "don't die" roll.
(2 - 1) minus is because it's shark's roll to eat you. Shark swimming in cirkles too. In classic cartoon logic, you stop swimming and it keeps cirkling, chasing it's own tail! Weird.
UH! Billeh try to buy baseball bat! Then Billeh roll away some more!
(4) Billeh buy Generic Sporting Stick from a vendor. It's so expensive. Tiem to do some mad rolz!
(1) Billuh roll back down stairs and of balcony. oops. lesse i he land in water or on broken Pawn Shop.
(5) He roll down angled concrete slab and land on Pawn Shop Island
TM (New Reality Show coming to Animal World on Thursdays!)
(5) ohnoes, concrete collapsing on you! Tiem to roll fer damajez. (3) Squashes an arm. dat gotta sting! Gud ting Sporting Stick was in udder hand! You are pinned!
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