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Voting closed: April 10, 2016, 09:48:36 pm

[vkiNm]

Logistic is quite confused as to why a dragon would sent them a bigfuck amount of money.

The recorded messages were duplicated and dropped into various vents, Interns were enlisted to help.

[~Neri]

"Here's a question. What idiot designed the ventalation system to be large enough to crawl in? That's an absurd security risk and if anything, it's a good thing that the Kobolds are dicking around in there. They'll probably kill off anything that escapes from the labs."

[LordPorkins]

"See Tal! Everything worked out in the end!"
Edit: "Also, could you have the Kobold Magi psychically look for Chad? They probably are more used to situations like this."

[~Neri]

"Eros would be a better option in all honesty. If we can catch her while she's eating something."

[vkiNm]

Good news, the Janitorial found that giant wasp drone that got loose from the labs.

Another good and totally unrelated news, they found one of the missing pistols, hooked to a length of wires and duct-taped into the vent itself, a couple of knives from the kitchen and a paperweight from the cubical farm.

The wasp drone's corpse have been sent to Autopsy to find the cause of death.

[~Neri]

"And with that. We stop bothering the Ventbolds and start figuring out what idiot designed the vents."

[LordPorkins]

Frazz goes to Magi zeros and asks very nicely for help with the Ventbolds

[vkiNm]

Magi Eros is still asleep inside a very complex warding system.

Does Frazz step inside/mess with the Wards?


Company records was easy enough to get and find out which idiot designed the vents.

Turns out it was back when Akras was trying to save costs and tiny, intricate and complicated vents cost like ten times the amount of money compared to what the vents you have is.

[LordPorkins]

Frazz asks Tal what the procedures are for talking to the Magi

[~Neri]

"Most Magi are fine to talk to at any time, given, they're usually in their own little hideyhole dicking with fundamental forces that man should never have touched. If a Magi is sitting seemingly unconscious in a warded circle. Do not touch. Just sit around next to them and wait till they wake up. If they don't wake up for three days straight. Notify Steve, he's the one who handles taking down wards and recalling the soul safely."

"If you're trying to talk to Eros. You quite literally will have to wait until she's awake for food and water. Her soul isn't in her body right now and in all honesty, she's probably having tea with an eldritch bear wearing a tophat on another plane of existance. I would not be surprised if that were the case. Do not under any circumstances disrupt the wards. Those are stopping entities from hijacking her body. I believe you want to talk to Eros, not a thrice dead horror from Outside existance wearing her skin."

[LordPorkins]

Frazz camps out outside Magi Eros's bedroom and spends the time teaching the kobolds the great art of Parcheesi

[zomara0292]

Vigil will look for where ever Tal is to ask him to draft up two requests for him. The first being to take Wark out, on Terra, to eat, and stretch her legs, allong side getting fresh air to prevent depression and early fatigue. The second to request the same, but for Gaia side.

[Insanegame27]

Zach continues attempting to control the wasps in as many ways as possible. As the drones and monkeys should have arrived by now, he asks the magi for help in sacrificing the monkeys to help him possess and/or take negative side-effects for him as he continues working on it.

[zomara0292]

((Be more discriptive, insane. Dont do the same thing over and over without chaning the way you do it. Yes, sacrofice monkeys, but, how do you expect it to work? Right now, your character is due to kill himself through sensory overload. Figure out how, specifically, you plan on doing to fix it, and then write it out.))

[Insanegame27]

OK, first Zach plans to get a ward done which redirects any damage done to him through attempts to control the wasp to the monkey so that Zach DOESN'T kill himself.
Then he will restrain the wasps and have his .45 readied as a monkey soul is transferred to the wasp. After the soul integrates with the wasp biology, he will use that drone as a relay to the other drone then if that all works he will relay his mind control of the monkey soul/wasp body to the wasp warrior.


If any of the animals turn violent to him at any time, he will promptly shoot them.