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Voting closed: April 10, 2016, 09:48:36 pm

[Romans]

What don't tell me clowns are going to come after us, if so have that eldritch cow impregnate me instead.

[~Neri]

"Although we have yet to encounter a circus grounds on the other side of the Gate, I would not put it above whatever mad gods are behind the creation of those pocket dimensions."

[Insanegame27]

"Actually, Zander. You got it in one guess."

[Romans]

.........It had to be clowns*Sigh* but you're right Tal hmmm I wonder if we'll ever figure out what did make the castles.....well maybe someday.

[vkiNm]

"Fast running Monstrosity? That we can handle. Actual honest-to-god Dragons? Not a problem. Abominations of nature? Doesn't even scratch. Eldritch magick? Just mondays. But clowns? now that's where we draw the line." Maximus said. Dead-serious.

He could only hold the poker face for all of 5 seconds before bursting out laughing. Jenny's bursted into a giggling fit as well at that.

"Wait, guys." A. Carmine speak up as he continue to drives you towards Akras. "What if there's like.. Clown Rushers? or a Clown Denizen?"


"That would be bad." says Jenny.

"Worse than Impregnating Eldritch cows." Maximus nodded.

[~Neri]

"Methinks the Denizen would probably be a Mime. Everyone knows Mimes are the ones you gotta watch out for."

[LordPorkins]

"Nah Mate. Its clowns especially midget clowns. Ever played Carnevil? Dont."

[vkiNm]

Your van enters the safety confines of Akras, behind guarded walls and gates. And it only took moments afterwards for the Van to find a spot to park near the main building for you to return to with your puchases.

"You know, despite all the things today? I had fun." Jenny said, nodding.

The day's coming to an end. Next week will start after everyone's gone to rest. You can still do a few things before that, though.

[Twinwolf]

"Agreed. But then, we weren't the ones getting shot at."

[Romans]

Zander will take the prisoners to the interrogation room, afterward he wants to talk to one of the higher ups and try and figure out how they found him.

[heydude6]

Arthur goes to the bar and begins making announcements.

"Hello guys, I'M BACK. And do you know what that means? SO IS TAL!"

Seeing that the interns are sufficiently frightened Arthur continues.

"So, if you want to avoid being a human test subject in a horrible experiment, then listen to me. When I was a boy, we had this special little object called a television. When the planet went to shit, we wanted to preserve this bastion of American culture so from them on, we began passing it down through the generations. Now normally, you would need this thing called cable to watch television, but my family was clever, and they also passed down things called DVDS. Devices so complex that your puny little intern brains would explode if I explained to you how it works.

Anyway, back to the story. When I was a boy, I used to watch a wide variety of DVDs (you don't read them intern, you watch them). One of the types of DVD that I watched was called a musical. Now musicals are these unrealistic little films were people sang and dance for no reason and they were AWSOME! Unfortunately, people don't do that in real life, but a man can always dream!" A tear runs down Arthur's face.

"Today, that dream is gonna come true! I will teach you talentless snobs how to sing, how to dance, and even how to play a few instruments for some of you! When I'm done, you'll be able to sing and dance up to 10 songs depending on whatever I feel like hearing at the moment. Anyway, I'll put official Sign ups soon."

The interns seem unimpressed

"And don't forget about Tal!"

Arthur then returns to his room and begins rewriting the words on his sheet music to something more Gate themed and appropriate.

[vkiNm]

[Kudos for Arthur trying to make reality musicals and conscripting Interns for his Gate: The Musical. I haven't laughed this hard in days.]


A meeting is scheduled for Zander tonight at Dinner. If he prefers it, they can meet in Foxhound's quarters. Or in a more private room.


Some Interns are seriously considering on signing up with Arthur's Musical, since they assume it would save them from becoming Foxhound's live test subjects and gets impregnated by Eldritch cow.

[LordPorkins]

((Actually, Im the one who they're scared of in terms of experiments. They are scared of Tal because A. Tal has a perfect Death Stare and B. Tal Can order them to kill each other at random.))

[zomara0292]

Vigil will sped the rest of his time doing sword fighting training and looking at videos of people fighting multiple foes at once.

[LordPorkins]

Frazz will force the suit to spend long hours playing parcheesi with him.