((I'm going to assume Crit has no special questions. Onwards!))
MISSION I
With the briefing concluded, the team trickles into the teleport chamber. The floor hums and radiates heat under their feet, though more alarming is the elaborate, death-ray like device in the ceiling which begins to spin and glow with blue energy. The doors of the chamber are sealed shut. Lux begins a countdown.
'Nine, eight, seven, six, fivefourthreetwoone, prepare for transition!'The device fires, and everything turns to light.
***
'Gentlemen, I propose a toast for ze glory of ze Reich! Now and forev- aaaagh!'A blast of air in all directions precedes the teleportation of five brave new Heroes. Familiar nausea grips hold in those organic or physically defined enough to be suspectible to such things, but then they pop into existence once more, and an explosion of sensation floods them. First come the sounds; surprised and panicked shouting, the clatter of metal, the continuing whoosh of air, the blaring of alarms - then the sights. Our heroes find themselves standing on a long, white-covered dinner table bursting with rich, steaming food and drink. Said dinner table is one of several in a long, glass-ceilinged hall, and it is very much occupied. Men in grey uniforms and suits look at them from every direction with blank shock and surprise, clearly rudely interrupting in the process of dinner. Beneath you seem to be the messy remains of someone with the poor fortune of standing right under the epicenter of the teleporter blast - he appears to have scattered quite well across the room, in fact.
Then, of course, come the smells. Whatever these Nazis were eating, it smells delicious! The stench of the dead man's steaming pieces, on the other hand, may bean acquired taste. There is some time to appreciate the cooking before the dinner guests begin fleeing screaming. The team takes in a pair of double doors at the end of the hall, currently crowded by guests trying to escape, and a smaller side door to the left. Behind them, there appears to be an empty stage walled off by red curtains.
The alarms continue blaring. It seems this will not be a stealth mission.
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Status: Evil. Purplish?
HP: 30/30
Possessions: -
'Reaver' Powered Crossbow [Damage 4/
Close-Ranged I,
Stunning +1, Special Ammo/Sadistic, Mind-Altering]
-
Ursus Amplifier Sword [Damage 5/Amplifier/Bear, Intensify]
-Maelocht's Gloves [
Soulgnawer]
-0 Fabricator Tokens
Traits: None
Status: Genial.
HP: 30/30
Possessions:-
Greyfang [Damage 2/
Tearing II,
Inspiring/Wolf]
-
Gordion Personal Drone [Shield DR:-2/Combat Scanning/Servant, Intelligence]
-The Green Hat [Can shoot out poisoned money. Stylish.]
0 Fabricator Tokens
Traits: None
Status: Obsolete.
HP: 30/30
Possessions:
+Mega Seeds
+SGP Glue
+Last Resort Explosive Digger
+0 Fabricator Tokens
Traits: None
Status: Gnarly.
HP: 30/30
Possessions:-
Tooth Gun [Damage 3/
Precise, Special Ammo/Teeth]
-The Terrorporter [
Terror Port]
-Dazzle Suit (Variant IX) [Unuseable.]
-0 Fabricator Tokens
Traits: None
Status: Normal.
HP: 30/30
Possessions:-
Grímnir's Hold [Damage 6/
Unwieldy I, Ancient Wards/Containment]
-
Kodion Thermal Shield [DR: -2/Shield Use: 3/Fire Barrier/Fire]
-
Strange Metallic Powder-0 Fabricator Tokens
Traits: None
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@Looting weapons: I'm gonna rule no on that one. However, looting vehicles, if you'll find a way - that could happen. An airship might be tricky, though.