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The killer chooses one Power to take, not all of them.

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The dead person chooses one Power to give to their killer.

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[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

((The RNG gods only seem to let Avery live to torture him more.))
Screw it, run through the door next to me.

[H4zardZ1]

...
Shoot Sharpshooter with Railgun. If he left, Shoot Igor instead.

[FallacyofUrist]

((Spiderking just poofed.))

Spiderking has poofed out of existence(he sent me a PM)!

[NAV]

Activate strength boost, get that metal door, and beat Avery with it.

[Hiddenleafguy]

Attempt to move my bleeding stump to the torch's fire to cauterize the last wound, well I am doing this, use magnitize to grab EVERY metal object in the room, and throw them all the fucker that keeps on throwing his fucking frisbee, take that, asshole. (Sorry for the cusing, just trying to portray my character's thoughts.)

[FallacyofUrist]

Turn Six: Firefight? Yeah, right.

INIT:
Token Sharpshooter(39)
Mr. Banker(55+10=65)
Igor(39-10=29)
Avery Protagoniste(12+10=22)
The Roach(44+10=55)

Mr. Banker levels his charged railgun at Token Sharpshooter. (Mr. Banker(2+1+2=5)vs. Token Sharpshooter(4+1=5)) Mr. Banker Luck(2) The rod flies through the air, a high-velocity projectile seeking to end Token Sharpshooter's life! Token Sharpshooter takes one step to the side. The rod lodges in the wall.

The Roach and The Troll charge Mr. Banker! (The Troll(4-1=3)vs. Mr. Banker(4-1=3)) Troll Luck(3) The makeshift club(Avery's arm) flies through the air over Mr. Banker's head. Then the Roach sends a fist flying at Mr. Banker. (The Roach(4-1=3)vs. Mr. Banker(3-1=2)) (The Roach(2-1=1)vs. Mr. Banker(5)) Mr. Banker Luck(6) The Roach feels a massive pain go up his arm as Mr. Banker executes a Wealth Fu move. (Mr. Banker(3+2(Wealth Fu!)=5)vs. The Roach(2+2=4))... the pain immediately settles down. The Roach is tough. Very, tough.

Token Sharpshooter yelps, then moves towards the door, opening it to find(Luck: 3) an empty room, smaller than the main one(but still with plenty of maneuvering room). He immediately enters it.

Igor activates his strength boost(Door: the one you want, most likely), charging past his foes, grabbing the dislocated metal door, then charging back towards Avery. Avery Reaction(3) Avery notices the door weilding man too late. (Igor(3-1=2)vs.Avery Protagoniste(3-2+1=2)) Igor Luck(3) Although not the best of impacts, it succeeds. (Igor(6?-1-2+2=5)vs.Avery Protagoniste(2-1=1)) Does it need to be said? Despite only a glancing blow, the impact was sufficient to end Avery's...

"What do you mean he's still alive?"

"I mean, he's still alive."

"Oh come on! You weren't supposed to teleport his body here until after he died!"

"Calm down... I can just- no, I can't. Design oversight- we never imagined we'd have to use the teleporter to send him back!"

"... we need to have people for that. People to think about every little possibility that could come up- or better yet, a computer!"

"A computer? Don't you know what always seems to happen with computers that smart?"

"They w0rk?"

"N0, n0, n0, 7h3y r3b3l and 7ry t0 k1ll 3v3ryb0dy!"

"17 533m5 7ha7 h1s m1nd 1s fa1l1ng."

One last flash of clarity enters Avery's mind:

"If he lived... hm. Perhaps we should find his Archetype and recruit that for *e*her ** B*s*u**."

"*erh**s."

Everything goes black.

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|    O       I  B    KO   |
|                 R          |
|  a                          |
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S=Token Sharpshooter
B=Mr. Banker
I=Igor
a=Avery Protagoniste's loot
R=The Roach
T=Troll

Spoiler: Room One from right: (click to show/hide)

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D             D
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Spoiler: Token Sharpshooter(Execute/Dumbo.exe) (click to show/hide)

Status:
Healthy

Stats:
Strength: 1
Targeting: 3
Dexterity: 3
Speed: 1
Toughness: 1
Mind: 1
Wealth: 1

Inventory:
Razor Frisbee(throw to slice foes, +1 to hit, next to Avery's loot)
Sharpshooter's Eye Device(+2 to hit with ranged attacks)

Powers:
NULL

Spoiler: Mr. Banker(H4zardZ1) (click to show/hide)

Status:
Healthy

Stats:
Strength: 0
Targeting: 1
Dexterity: 0
Speed: 3
Toughness: 1
Mind: 1
Wealth: 6

Inventory:
Railgun(+2 to hit and damage when firing, 3 shots left, uncharged)
Web Gun(fires sticky webs(-3 to dodge, -10 to init, if successful shot), 3 shots left)
Targeting Visor(+1 to hit with ranged attacks)

Powers:
NULL

Spoiler: Igor(NAV) (click to show/hide)

Status:
Healthy

Stats:
Strength: 0
Targeting: 0
Dexterity: 0
Toughness: 12
Mind: 0
Wealth: 0

Inventory:
Potion of Healing(Heals the drinker somewhat(roll luck))
Warlord's Chestplate(-1 to dodge, +1 to resist damage, triggerable strength burst(+2, 3 turn cooldown, cooling down for 3 more turns))
Iron Door(absurd blunt weapon)

Powers:
Life Leech(Drain life from a foe and heal yourself in the process, one turn cooldown, ready)

Spoiler: Avery Protagoniste(Hiddenleafguy)-dead (click to show/hide)

Inventory:
Pulse Pistol(fires pulses of superheated gas, no ammo limit)

Spoiler: The Roach(Salsacookies) (click to show/hide)

Status:
Healthy

Stats:
Strength: 0
Targeting: 0
Dexterity: 3
Speed: 3
Toughness: 6
Mind: 0
Wealth: 0

Inventory:
NULL

Powers:
NULL

Troll:
Troll Status:
Healthy

Troll Stats:
Strength: 4
Targeting: 0
Dexterity: 1
Speed: 0
Toughness: 6
Mind: 1
Wealth: 0

Troll Inventory:
Avery's Severed Arm(ineffective blunt weapon)

Troll Powers:
NULL

[Salsacookies]

Wealth fu won't save you!

Commence a second assault on the Banker!

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Time to sit on my ass!
Actually, continue through the room, open the door to the next room, if I can.

[NAV]

(Token Sharpshooter isn't fine, he has a withered chest, which gives him -1 to toughness rolls for it.)

Pocket Avery's pistol, then life leech Mr. Banker! From now on, any attacks against me will be blocked with the iron door.

[Hiddenleafguy]

((And I thought my suffering was going to end, I should have known better.))

[FallacyofUrist]

Uh, why did a luck roll of 3 for the Troll have a different result than a luck roll of 3 for Igor?

(Mr. Banker was healthy. Avery was nowhere near that. I act on common sense.)

[H4zardZ1]

Run to the door that token sharpshooter left.

((And I thought my suffering was going to end, I should have known better.))

((It's more amusing if that torture extends to everyone in the game... by delaying the game in some turns.))

[Hiddenleafguy]

Survive.

[FallacyofUrist]

Survive.

Avery Protagoniste Luck(1) "He's still alive?"

"Not for long." Nowhere Nevermore pulls a rod from his robes. The rod is promptly pointed at Avery. Avery feels a pulling, then a pushing. Then a hunger. Oh yes. He wants the delicious brains of the two mages standing in front of him so, so, badly.

[Hiddenleafguy]

Resist the pull towards brains and begin looking for a book on zombism.