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[Blade Master Model 42]

"Don't be stupid- Never mind, too late. Point is, I'd wait for you to be asleep. Hell, I might wait until we'd put this incident behind us. Or you. And then I'd stuff you in a sack and throw your scrawny ass overboard. Now beat it." Cyryl continued to trudge away.

[Powder Miner]

Pasco's grin widened.
:"Ah, but now that you have alerted me to your devious plans, I must now sleep within a booby-trapped space, with enough traps left and right to turn a simple sack-murder into a struggle worthy of story."

[Blade Master Model 42]

"Alas, my cunning plan has been unraveled. Not that it will stop me. I advise you to go prepare your defenses immediately."

[Powder Miner]

Pasco's grin turned far more trollish now.
:"Clearly now I can't leave you alone to formulate new plans."

[Blade Master Model 42]

Cyryl, sadly, was not looking, only walking. "Well don't come crying to me when you wake up covered in burlap and seawater I guess."

[Powder Miner]

:"If I somehow came crying to you after being drowned I think you'd probably have more things to worry about."

[Blade Master Model 42]

"You should test that theory by drowning yourself."

[Powder Miner]

:"Have to test with more than one person to confirm it, so I'd have to drown you too."

[Blade Master Model 42]

"That's fine. You first, I'll be right behind you."

[Powder Miner]

:"Heh... I'm gonna take a moment to be serious again, though. With all that's been going on recently, just sitting there alone or whatever the hell you're planning is a great way to take whatever nasty, pissed-off trains of thought you've got running and amplify them a billion times more. At least this way you're occupied by me being a dick."

[Blade Master Model 42]

Cyryl stopped, and turned to face Pasco, an incredulous expression on his face. "...You actually have the gall to excuse your childish behavior by framing it as... What, therapy for me? Go catch fire, ya dick." Cyryl resumed his trudging.

[Powder Miner]

Pasco rolled his eyes.
:"Dude, if you went along with the "childish" behavior as thoroughly as you did, it sort of goes and reflects back on you, doesn't it."

[Blade Master Model 42]

"Oh yeah, of course, leaving to be by myself when I am absolutely livid is absolutely the same thing as antagonizing someone who is already clearly angry. Yes, absolutely, how did I not see it sooner."

[Powder Miner]

:"DI must commend you on your banter skills for someone so "absolutely livid". Why are you so angry in the first place, anyway?"

[Blade Master Model 42]

"Fuck you, that's why."