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Author Topic: Dwarf Fortress Food Thread - we *might* draw your prepared meals!  (Read 39866 times)

Salmeuk

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Food Thread - we *might* draw your prepared meals!
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2015, 07:57:05 pm »

Well, it is not exactly a drawing.

I enjoyed this greatly, now to go find my own nonsense meals. . .
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« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2015, 08:01:19 pm »

What I would have in mind for that, is a puddle of prickle berry seed butter. (Seed butters are a thing.)

But that's beautiful.

Alot of these I like to make culinary sense of. But some you just cannot. (Entire meals made of tallow is hard to imagine as anything other than a giant mound of melting lard.)
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Bins stacked full of mangoes were laid out in rows. On further inspection of the market, Cog came to the realization that everything was mangoes.

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« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2015, 01:48:16 am »

Or, if it's a good chef, a giant mound of melting lard in the shape of a dwarf. The dwarf is travelling. This image relates to the settling of....
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« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2015, 12:39:54 pm »

Well, it is not exactly a drawing.


Ha! I always wondered at the minced seed meals. This is exactly what I had thought it would look like! Rather meager...
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« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2015, 12:54:57 pm »

OK guys! I'm back at my tablet for the foreseeable future (~5 hours), so any meal drawing requests? Funny stories about meals? I will even draw dining rooms... not that I'm desparate or anything...
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« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2015, 03:19:48 pm »

I'm still crushed you won't do my planespacked +purple amaranth beer roast+, but fine...

I had one recently after butchering a giant tortoise:

Caper
Bayberry
Prepared Giant Tortoise Brain
Prepared Giant Tortoise Intestines

Go!
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Food Thread - we *might* draw your prepared meals!
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2015, 03:34:43 pm »

I'm on it! Just need to shower! Off I go! At once! Immediatley! I'm not delaying at all!
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Food Thread - we *might* draw your prepared meals!
« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2015, 05:04:51 pm »

Ok, I did it! Here it is!

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For some reason, the colours are greyer than on my tablet... dodgy upload, perhaps, though it doesn't matter that much... Wasn't really sure how to draw intestines, as there were many different results, so I kinda made something up based on the images on google. Didn't quite capture the colour of capers, but didn't expect to. Couldn't add more detail due to fatigue.
« Last Edit: June 12, 2015, 05:07:37 pm by NJW2000 »
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« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2015, 05:18:25 pm »

oh... I was mid-drawing... dammit.
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« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2015, 05:20:21 pm »

Awww, go on, post your one too, you told us now, we're curious!
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« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2015, 05:35:11 pm »

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« Reply #26 on: June 12, 2015, 05:36:27 pm »

Love the dwarf!

Er... is he using the crowbar to eat it?
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« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2015, 05:38:30 pm »

No.  The crowbar is for Gordon Freeman, when he mistakes it for a headcrab.

I don't think the dwarf plans to eat that anytime soon.
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Bins stacked full of mangoes were laid out in rows. On further inspection of the market, Cog came to the realization that everything was mangoes.

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« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2015, 06:08:14 pm »

Tortoises have some huge brains :P

Anyway, NJW, yours was appropriately disgusting. Alfrodo, yours was sufficiently cartoony/funny that it didn't trigger my gag reflex.  (But I sure wouldn't be eating that, either...)

Fun fact: According to Wikipedia, bayberries are also called "candleberries" because they are so waxy, they were historically used to make candles. 
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« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2015, 06:23:19 pm »

I'm going to do your mega booze-persimmon-leaf-cherry roast. Too.
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