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Coolrune206

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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #90 on: June 05, 2015, 05:23:18 am »
Pull every lever.
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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #91 on: June 05, 2015, 07:12:40 am »
Cover everything with trees!
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Quote from: NJW2000 on October 25, 2021, 09:26:06 am
FoU has some twisted role ideas. Screw second-guessing this mechanical garbage spaghetti, I'm basing everything on reads and visible daytime behaviour.

Would you like to play a game of Mafia? The subforum is always open to new players.

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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #92 on: June 05, 2015, 07:38:51 am »
Quote from: Execute/Dumbo.exe on June 04, 2015, 07:33:22 am
Oh thanks man.
Now...
Take control of the booze demon population, force them under my control!

[2]

Demons seem not to give a shit, as they are currently stealing all of yours.

Quote from: Nidilap on June 04, 2015, 07:43:03 am
well. I'll just sword fight goblins, then.

[3]

Your sword converts goblins into gimps, who run off in fear.

Also, your sword is now a giant dildo.

Quote from: conein on June 04, 2015, 07:49:47 am
Teleport self to the GM's room to hide, or to the cheese dimenson.

[2]

Alas, you lack a teleporter.

Quote from: Sl4cker on June 04, 2015, 08:01:25 am
Tell everyone I will disable the c4 if they make me the president.

[6]

Congratulations, you're the president of Avatar City. On the downside, though, you now have to deal with collapsing structures and booze demons.

Quote from: Generally me on June 04, 2015, 10:44:31 am
Eat till I float into orbit and become a secondary moon to earth.

[5]

Being a moon is fun.

Quote from: HissinhWalnuts on June 04, 2015, 11:47:02 am
Respawn, release nuclear ARMEGEDDON on the Tyrannosaur .

[3]

Alas, you read the Heretic's update, so the T-RX1000 laser chainguns you and eats you.

Quote from: Ama on June 04, 2015, 12:05:18 pm
Crawl into a ball until it comes off.

[2]

I think it isn't leaving until it eats your brain, and you sorta need that to live.

Quote from: Amperzand on June 04, 2015, 03:05:10 pm
Raise Remarkable Revolving Relativistic Potato Musket and fire, obliterating the building before it can crush me!

[1]

A single potato flies out, bouncing off the incoming pile of rubble. Which you are now buried under.

Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on June 04, 2015, 03:08:05 pm
ASSESS SITUATION, WHERE AM I
also poketwo kindly calm yer shite

[4]

Next to the rubble of a skyscraper. Close enough.

Quote from: Lord_lemonpie on June 04, 2015, 03:11:35 pm
Break rules again

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Quote from: Kevak on June 04, 2015, 03:21:37 pm
Moar head scratches!

[1]

Headscratches are now banned by law.

Quote from: HugoLuman on June 04, 2015, 03:52:38 pm
It has come again. My god.

Well, only one thing to do.

DRUNK SCIENCE

[1]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

You wake up next to a portapotty, on the tip of a volcano.

Quote from: Sinvara on June 04, 2015, 04:02:50 pm
Eat the field of cheese. All of it.

[3]

You get to cheese piece #1203 before your stomach ruptures.

Hey, stop that!

Quote from: blazing glory on June 04, 2015, 05:17:23 pm
Magically shoot all the glass out of my hands.

[6]

You shoot it into your face.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on June 05, 2015, 05:23:18 am
Pull every lever.

[5]

The entire city is now crashing down around you.

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on June 05, 2015, 07:12:40 am
Cover everything with trees!

[4]

You cover the rubble with trees. The booze demons are too distracted by the collapsing city to steal them again.

1 turn until nuclear detonation
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #93 on: June 05, 2015, 07:45:08 am »
Burn whoever made that law.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #94 on: June 05, 2015, 07:50:15 am »
Go back in time to stop sl4cker from putting the C4
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #95 on: June 05, 2015, 08:00:05 am »
Quote from: conein on June 05, 2015, 07:50:15 am
Go back in time to stop sl4cker from putting the C4
Quote from: Kevak on June 05, 2015, 07:45:08 am
Burn whoever made that law.
shit

Appease the booze demons with whoever my vice president is and promises of more tasty vice presidents making them not harm the civilians, and making me me the good guy. As such, harming me in any serious way at all becomes an immoral thing to do.

Then make time-travel illegal

Wait, disable c4 remotely! I thought it was already disabled!
« Last Edit: June 05, 2015, 06:59:38 pm by Sl4cker »
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #96 on: June 05, 2015, 08:07:29 am »
Make another circle, this one is Protection From Harm. Enter the circle, weather the damage.
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Quote from: NJW2000 on October 25, 2021, 09:26:06 am
FoU has some twisted role ideas. Screw second-guessing this mechanical garbage spaghetti, I'm basing everything on reads and visible daytime behaviour.

Would you like to play a game of Mafia? The subforum is always open to new players.

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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #97 on: June 05, 2015, 12:47:25 pm »
Go, to get a hamburger.

Make sure cool music is playing in the background and the camera is zooming in close to random body parts.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #98 on: June 05, 2015, 12:47:52 pm »
Eat the other moon while crying about how fat I am.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #99 on: June 05, 2015, 01:09:32 pm »
Search for a new brain to give to the worm.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #100 on: June 05, 2015, 03:21:21 pm »
Investigate surroundings for anything alive and/or valuable.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #101 on: June 06, 2015, 01:46:23 am »
Well technically I never owned any of that stuff, I just kinda borrowed it.
Convince Booze demons that the nuke is booze./b]
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He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #102 on: June 06, 2015, 02:23:48 am »
Quote from: Kevak on June 05, 2015, 07:45:08 am
Burn whoever made that law.

[6]

They are now on fire. Unfortunately, so are you.

Quote from: conein on June 05, 2015, 07:50:15 am
Go back in time to stop sl4cker from putting the C4

[3]

You go back in time, only to be crushed by a collapsing building.

Quote from: Sl4cker on June 05, 2015, 08:00:05 am
Quote from: conein on June 05, 2015, 07:50:15 am
Go back in time to stop sl4cker from putting the C4
Quote from: Kevak on June 05, 2015, 07:45:08 am
Burn whoever made that law.
shit

Appease the booze demons with whoever my vice president is and promises of more tasty vice presidents making them not harm the civilians, and making me me the good guy. As such, harming me in any serious way at all becomes an immoral thing to do.

Then make time-travel illegal

Wait, disable c4 remotely! I thought it was already disabled!

[1]

You realise only too late that you'd been trying to disable it with a TV remote.

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on June 05, 2015, 08:07:29 am
Make another circle, this one is Protection From Harm. Enter the circle, weather the damage.

[1]

Out of mana. Uh oh.

Quote from: blazing glory on June 05, 2015, 12:47:25 pm
Go, to get a hamburger.

Make sure cool music is playing in the background and the camera is zooming in close to random body parts.

[4]
*cheeseburger

You walk into a burger store, and get a big one. Aww yeah.

Quote from: Generally me on June 05, 2015, 12:47:52 pm
Eat the other moon while crying about how fat I am.

[3]

You can only eat a few hundred tons before you burst, your insides covering the moon.

Quote from: Ama on June 05, 2015, 01:09:32 pm
Search for a new brain to give to the worm.

[6]

You offer brains to the creature.

"Preeetty sure I've made the right choice in terms of brain here."

Quote from: Sinvara on June 05, 2015, 03:05:53 pm
Seal my stomach closed with melted cheese, then use the greatness of disco to throw the GM into an epileptic fit, escape in the meantime.

[4]

DFARGPIANJKAWBENFUCKING1970'SNTLIGBNLANHBLKRT

You sneak back to the potato dimension.

Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on June 05, 2015, 03:21:21 pm
Investigate surroundings for anything alive and/or valuable.

[1]

Hey, a lump of C4!

Quote from: Execute/Dumbo.exe on June 06, 2015, 01:46:23 am
Well technically I never owned any of that stuff, I just kinda borrowed it.
Convince Booze demons that the nuke is booze./b]

[1]

They aren't convinced, but they are convinced that now is the time to run, the demons hiding inside their glass nests.

0 turns to deton-oh wait that's now

KABOOM
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #103 on: June 06, 2015, 02:54:29 am »
Survive!
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Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am
He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #104 on: June 06, 2015, 03:10:14 am »
Absorb the fire and the nuclear flames. Become The Nuclear Fox.
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