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[WillowLuman]

Challenge him to a dance off!

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[Cheesecake]

Those 'dwarven' women have no beards! We should not waste our macho on them.

[FallacyofUrist]

Challenge him to a dance off! Winner gets to take home both the sweet ladies.

Be sure to not ask for their agreement to this arrangement.

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Ya.

[HeroPizza42]

ptw

[Prophet]

Challenge him to a dance off!

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[Sirus]

Challenge him to a dance off! Winner gets to take home both the sweet ladies.

Be sure to not ask for their agreement to this arrangement.

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[Araph]

Challenge him to a dance off! Winner gets to take home both the sweet ladies.

Be sure to not ask for their agreement to this arrangement.

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Ya.

Challenge him to a dance off!

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You throw down the gauntlet at the interloper, demanding a dance-off for the hands of these fine miniature mamas. Affronted, he accepts your challenge. The mamas express distaste for the challenge. You're sure they're just playing hard-to-get.

This shall surely be an epic confrontation, leading to his inevitable defeat by your smooth moves.

10 minutes later.

You lost.

Hair status decreased to poorly styled.

Little Suzy Urist asks what's wrong. You explain that you lost your honor, dignity, and mojo to some jumped-up jackanape. There's no way you could possibly recover from this faux-pas.

What does Suzy say and how does Donny hear it?

Hair status: Poorly styled
Shadeglasses: Equipped
Inventory: Manly Comb

[LordBucket]

What does Suzy say

"I'm glad you lost, because I want you all to myself."

how does Donny hear it?

"Get back in there and up the ante! He might have bribed the judges to give him the win in the dance-off, but there's no way he can bribe them to give him the win in a race to orc town and back!"

[Andres]

What does Suzy say

"I'm glad you lost, because I want you all to myself."

how does Donny hear it?

"Get back in there and up the ante! He might have bribed the judges to give him the win in the dance-off, but there's no way he can bribe them to give him the win in a race to orc town and back!"

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[darkpaladin109]

What does Suzy say

"I'm glad you lost, because I want you all to myself."

how does Donny hear it?

"Get back in there and up the ante! He might have bribed the judges to give him the win in the dance-off, but there's no way he can bribe them to give him the win in a race to orc town and back!"

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[IamanElfCollaborator]

What does Suzy say

"I'm glad you lost, because I want you all to myself."

how does Donny hear it?

"Get back in there and up the ante! He might have bribed the judges to give him the win in the dance-off, but there's no way he can bribe them to give him the win in a race to orc town and back!"

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[Demonic Spoon]

Those 'dwarven' women have no beards! We should not waste our macho on them.

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[FallacyofUrist]

What does Suzy say

"I'm glad you lost, because I want you all to myself."

how does Donny hear it?

"Get back in there and up the ante! He might have bribed the judges to give him the win in the dance-off, but there's no way he can bribe them to give him the win in a race to orc town and back!"

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Get back in there and challenge mr. evil to a race!

[Araph]

What does Suzy say

"I'm glad you lost, because I want you all to myself."

how does Donny hear it?

"Get back in there and up the ante! He might have bribed the judges to give him the win in the dance-off, but there's no way he can bribe them to give him the win in a race to orc town and back!"

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Get back in there and challenge mr. evil to a race!

So you're saying that he couldn't possibly bribe the judges if I challenge him to a race to orc town and back?

That's not what I said at -

I'LL DO IT

You prepare for the race. On your mark... Get set...

Go.

Three hours later...

Ha! You beat him there by a longshot! You do the monkey in celebration.

Hair status increased to stylin'.

Come to think of it, you didn't actually see the guy at any point during the race. You also never saw him start running.

Hm.

You are currently at Orc Town. This orc doesn't look like he wants to do the monkey with you.

Hair Status: Stylin'
Shadeglasses: Equipped
Inventory: Manly Comb

[Kashyyk]

Raise your fists in a boxer stance, saying the following:

"Stick 'em up sonny Jim! I am not letting you get between me and those fine miniature mamas!"