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Araph

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Donny Bravo
« on: May 18, 2015, 03:53:30 pm »

You are DONNY BRAVO, a dwarf living in the mountainhome ROKELGESHUD. You spend your days chasing PRETTY DWARF LADIES and admiring yourself in MIRRORS. You are currently in your 3X1 TILE BEDROOM.

Hair status: Perfect
Shadeglasses: Equipped

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LordBucket

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Re: Donny Bravo
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2015, 03:56:38 pm »
> Use our hairbrush, so that some of our manly awesomeness will rub off on to it.
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Re: Donny Bravo
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2015, 03:56:57 pm »
Make dwarfy poses to yourself in the mirror.
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Re: Donny Bravo
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2015, 03:57:03 pm »
Go meet up with our best friend, Karl the Engraver.
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Re: Donny Bravo
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2015, 03:57:15 pm »
Do the monkey.
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Re: Donny Bravo
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2015, 03:57:39 pm »
PTFW
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Re: Donny Bravo
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2015, 05:08:07 pm »
Quote from: LordBucket on May 18, 2015, 03:56:38 pm
> Use our hairbrush, so that some of our manly awesomeness will rub off on to it.


Hair status increased to 'Beyond Perfect'!

Acquired 'Manly Comb'!

Quote from: Sirus on May 18, 2015, 03:56:57 pm
Make dwarfy poses to yourself in the mirror.


'Oh, you drive me wild!'

Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on May 18, 2015, 03:57:15 pm
Do the monkey.


Quote from: darkpaladin109 on May 18, 2015, 03:57:03 pm
Go meet up with our best friend, Karl the Engraver.


You briefly consider meeting up with Karl, your best friend, but he's a giant dweeb and repels sexy mamas. Better go this one alone.

Hair status: Beyond Perfect
Shadeglasses: Equipped
Inventory: Manly Comb
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Re: Donny Bravo
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2015, 05:12:37 pm »
Oh my god, this is a thing.

> Meet with Little Suzy the Dwarven Child
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Re: Donny Bravo
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2015, 05:14:39 pm »
> Go to the party at the +Gneiss Table+
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Re: Donny Bravo
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2015, 05:15:54 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on May 18, 2015, 05:14:39 pm
> Go to the party at the +Gneiss Table+

Be sure to be the life of it.
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Re: Donny Bravo
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2015, 05:17:31 pm »
Quote from: Cheesecake on May 18, 2015, 05:15:54 pm
Be sure to be the life of it.

And to dance on top of it to show those sexy dwarven mamas our moves.
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Re: Donny Bravo
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2015, 05:23:51 pm »
PTW
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Re: Donny Bravo
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2015, 07:17:00 pm »
Quote from: PrivateNomad on May 18, 2015, 05:12:37 pm
> Meet with Little Suzy the Dwarven Child
Quote from: Cheesecake on May 18, 2015, 05:15:54 pm
Quote from: HugoLuman on May 18, 2015, 05:14:39 pm
> Go to the party at the +Gneiss Table+
Be sure to be the life of it.
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Quote from: Cheesecake on May 18, 2015, 05:15:54 pm
Be sure to be the life of it.
And to dance on top of it to show those sexy dwarven mamas our moves.


No time for Little Suzy, you've got a party to be the life of. Great googily-moogily, you'd almost forgotten! The Great Dwarven Dance-Off is tonight! You've gotta be there to show all the lovely mamas your moves. Fortunately, you're already there. You're just that swell of a guy.


Those two ladies look like they could use a little company.


Why, they don't even seem impressed. It's inconceivable! Wait - one seems to be looking somewhere else. What could she be looking -


WHAT. That fella's almost as handsome as you are! Why, it's an outrage. That knucklehead is knuckling in on your territory, and you won't stand for it for an instant! He's not even dancing!
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Re: Donny Bravo
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2015, 07:19:07 pm »
Challenge him to a dance off! Winner gets to take home both the sweet ladies.

Be sure to not ask for their agreement to this arrangement.
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Re: Donny Bravo
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2015, 07:21:06 pm »
Quote from: LordBucket on May 18, 2015, 07:19:07 pm
Challenge him to a dance off! Winner gets to take home both the sweet ladies.

Be sure to not ask for their agreement to this arrangement.

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