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[FallacyofUrist]

Of course not. The orc is definitely not related to old Murphy, that's for sure.

[Araph]

Grab some flowers and chocolates, then romantically serenade the orc girl. She's not sexy enough for us, but she obviously has friends who are prettier than she is. (How could they not be?) If we can impress her accurately inform her of how manly we are, she'll realize we deserve better and hook us up out of gratitude.

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+! to tactical serenade!

Nothing can go wrong with this.

Hey there, ugly mama. If I could trouble you to look upon my studly bod', I might have the privilege of you wantin' to be my number-one main squeeze.

I mean, you can't be my number-one main squeeze, but could you see about hookin' me up with one a' your smexier orc lady-friends, 'cause hoo-boy, that face of yours is hurting my eyes.

Jeez, talk about overreacting.

Your hair status has decreased to messy.

You are now back at the mountainhome, and still no closer to one-upping that smug-mugged one-upper. It's hopeless! You'll never get your mojo back at this rate!

Hair status: Messy
Shadeglasses: Equipped

[Harry Baldman]

Our mojo's not gone! It was in us all along!

Hm. When's the last time we had some booze? That might be at the heart of the issue. Dwarf mojo is alcohol-activated, unlike human mojo which is merely alcohol-stimulated.

[3man75]

Our mojo's not gone! It was in us all along!

Hm. When's the last time we had some booze? That might be at the heart of the issue. Dwarf mojo is alcohol-activated, unlike human mojo which is merely alcohol-stimulated.

Kill a nearby bug and use the grease to fix our hair!

[Generally me]

Realize messy hair looks sexy.

[Demonic Spoon]

Our mojo's not gone! It was in us all along!

Hm. When's the last time we had some booze? That might be at the heart of the issue. Dwarf mojo is alcohol-activated, unlike human mojo which is merely alcohol-stimulated.

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[Radio Controlled]

Go see momma, she might now what to do.

[FallacyofUrist]

Our mojo's not gone! It was in us all along!

Hm. When's the last time we had some booze? That might be at the heart of the issue. Dwarf mojo is alcohol-activated, unlike human mojo which is merely alcohol-stimulated.

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+1. Chug our favorite alcohol, a lot. Roll for strange mood.

[AoshimaMichio]

Our mojo's not gone! It was in us all along!

Hm. When's the last time we had some booze? That might be at the heart of the issue. Dwarf mojo is alcohol-activated, unlike human mojo which is merely alcohol-stimulated.

+1

+1. Chug our favorite alcohol, a lot. Roll for strange mood.

+1 for strange mood. Craft a smokin' hot shirt since the current one is tattered!

[darkpaladin109]

Go visit "Pops", one of the chefs in the mountainhome, and ask him for advice while eating one of his turkey roasts.

[Prophet]

Our mojo's not gone! It was in us all along!

Hm. When's the last time we had some booze? That might be at the heart of the issue. Dwarf mojo is alcohol-activated, unlike human mojo which is merely alcohol-stimulated.

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[birdy51]

It is clear. We need booze.

Also. They took our manly comb. Somewhere, some ork is sweet talking his mama with his hair all cool. That's worth drinking about.

[Araph]

Go visit "Pops", one of the chefs in the mountainhome, and ask him for advice while eating one of his turkey roasts.

Our mojo's not gone! It was in us all along!

Hm. When's the last time we had some booze? That might be at the heart of the issue. Dwarf mojo is alcohol-activated, unlike human mojo which is merely alcohol-stimulated.

+1

+1. Chug our favorite alcohol, a lot.

Our mojo's not gone! It was in us all along!

Hm. When's the last time we had some booze? That might be at the heart of the issue. Dwarf mojo is alcohol-activated, unlike human mojo which is merely alcohol-stimulated.

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It is clear. We need booze.

Also. They took our manly comb. Somewhere, some ork is sweet talking his mama with his hair all cool. That's worth drinking about.

Pops will have good advice. You're sure of it. You make your way to his bar.

'What'll it be, Johnny?'

Heya, Pops. One turkey roast and one... set of twenty dwarven rums. As he gets you your food and alcohol, you explain your situation.

Roll for strange mood.

+1 for strange mood. Craft a smokin' hot shirt since the current one is tattered!

Well, he says. Maybe this fella's got something up his sleeve. Ladies love master craftsdwarves. Maybe he's got some skill they adore, metalworking or carving, sommat' like that.

That gives you an idea.

You whip yourself up into a strange mood and craft a shirt using only the tattered remains of your shirt and a spare shirt!

Replaced XXPig Tail ShirtXX with Pig Tail Shirt!

You are not a craftsdwarf. Nevertheless, your hair status increases to...

Realize messy hair looks sexy.

...stylishly tousled!

Hair status: Stylishly tousled
Shadeglasses: Equipped

[LordBucket]

one... set of twenty dwarven rums

Drink them. We've heard rumors that alcohol makes women prettier.

This theory must be tested.

If 20 rums produces a noticeable effect, see if drinking more makes them more prettier.

[ShadowHammer]

one... set of twenty dwarven rums

Drink them. We've heard rumors that alcohol makes women prettier.

This theory must be tested.

If 20 rums produces a noticeable effect, see if drinking more makes them more prettier.

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