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Blood Axes

10 (55.6%)

Freebootaz

8 (44.4%)

Total Members Voted: 18

[Twinwolf]

WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

+1. We might die here but at least we'll die an ork. 'Sides, we can just roll up a new character later on.

My justification for this: Either the other boyz will see our orkiness and attack, or the Blood Axes will see our orkiness and save us.

[Cheesecake]

Alright, I'm still keeping the health system, and right now you're Damaged.

Also, to stop the Adventure Mode exploit of stacking shield upon shield and carrying a fucking armory of weapons in your two arms, I devised this.

You can only wear 1 Armor. If you want the commisar cape and hat you'll have to combine it with your regular armor.

You can only have two weapons. So if you want that laspistol you'll need to lose one of your kleavas.

Up to two accessories, such as that kustom rozaryuz.

You have three equipment slots for unequipped shit. Getting a bag or some git to carry your stuff can remedy this.

[Yourmaster]

WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

+1. We might die here but at least we'll die an ork. 'Sides, we can just roll up a new character later on.

My justification for this: Either the other boyz will see our orkiness and attack, or the Blood Axes will see our orkiness and save us.

+1

[heydude6]

WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

+1. We might die here but at least we'll die an ork. 'Sides, we can just roll up a new character later on.

My justification for this: Either the other boyz will see our orkiness and attack, or the Blood Axes will see our orkiness and save us.

+1

+1

[~Neri]

I think accessories should have a 20 some thing cap. Although overall, normally accessories only give bonuses towards extremely specific things. Since irl. You could wear like 20 rings and fifty necklaces.

[Andres]

Alright, I'm still keeping the health system, and right now you're Damaged.

Also, to stop the Adventure Mode exploit of stacking shield upon shield and carrying a fucking armory of weapons in your two arms, I devised this.

You can only wear 1 Armor. If you want the commisar cape and hat you'll have to combine it with your regular armor.

You can only have two weapons. So if you want that laspistol you'll need to lose one of your kleavas.

Up to two accessories, such as that kustom rozaryuz.

You have three equipment slots for unequipped shit. Getting a bag or some git to carry your stuff can remedy this.

I have a couple of questions. First of all, how on Emperor's green Terra do we combine a hat with chest armour? Maybe we can have 2 Armour - main and helmet? Second of all, does our bag of teef count as an inventory slot?

I think accessories should have a 20 some thing cap. Although overall, normally accessories only give bonuses towards extremely specific things. Since irl. You could wear like 20 rings and fifty necklaces.

-1. We're stressing the GM enough as it is using the combat system we are. Let's not add to it.

[NullForceOmega]

Alright, I'm still keeping the health system, and right now you're Damaged.

Also, to stop the Adventure Mode exploit of stacking shield upon shield and carrying a fucking armory of weapons in your two arms, I devised this.

You can only wear 1 Armor. If you want the commisar cape and hat you'll have to combine it with your regular armor.

You can only have two weapons. So if you want that laspistol you'll need to lose one of your kleavas.

Up to two accessories, such as that kustom rozaryuz.

You have three equipment slots for unequipped shit. Getting a bag or some git to carry your stuff can remedy this.

Now you're cooking with plasma!

Youse tink dis is gonna stop ME?  Get krumped you stooped runt!!!  WWAAAAGGHHH!!!!!!!

[Aklyon]

As much as it sounds like an orky thing to do wearing as many accessories as you can, Andres has a point, you have to put the line somewhere for GM's sake.

[~Neri]

Maybe only a certain number of things can have an active effect at a time?

So we could wear a fuckload of accessories. We just can only have two active at once.

[Cheesecake]

I think accessories should have a 20 some thing cap. Although overall, normally accessories only give bonuses towards extremely specific things. Since irl. You could wear like 20 rings and fifty necklaces.

I was thinking of something like that. I just assume that your 10 rings are a Bunch of Rings and combine them. Still counts to the two accessory limit.

@Andres: Armor just means enough to provide protection. Orks don't much care for putting what where. You can either wear a hat the humie way, make it a necklace or even put it as a shoulder guard. As long as its on you where others can see it and believe it is armor, then its armor.

Your teef will rot soon, too. After this you might want to spend it.

[Andres]

Just posting a suggestion here for later, but if we kill the warboss I think we should commission some mekboys to make a standard for us and then we'll put the warboss' skull on it for extra Intimidation. Gitstompa can be our banner-carrier.

[Xantalos]

I's gonna - wots dat over dere?!

Point wildly at behind the Boss, then krump him when he looks.

[Andres]

I's gonna - wots dat over dere?!

Point wildly at behind the Boss, then krump him when he looks.

That's some real cunning brutality right there.

[Twinwolf]

I's gonna - wots dat over dere?!

Point wildly at behind the Boss, then krump him when he looks.

-1 because then the boyz will think we're weak and unorky.

[~Neri]

Grab his skull. And Squeeze. Tightening until his skull shatters.