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Total Members Voted: 18

[SquatchHammer]

I's gonna - wots dat over dere?!

Point wildly at behind the Boss, then krump him when he looks.

That's some real cunning brutality right there.

Hurls grot into yes voting pool E's right, Orks can be sneaky gits and a good Warboss can be both strong and sneaky!!!

[Cheesecake]

(Dere's nofing wrong wif a little cunning.)

(4)vs(3)(+1 Sneeky) The boss seems skeptical as you point behind him, but many of the other orks are stupid enough to fall for it and turn their heads. The boss is tempted and turns for a brief moment.

(1)(+2 Kleavas)(+1 Size)vs(1)(-1 Distracted)(+2 Size)(+1 Armor) You grab his skull when he isn't looking and squeeze as hard as you can. You can hear cracking as the boss screams. The boss is Damaged.

(1)(+2 Size)(+2 Choppa)vs(2)(+1 Armor)(+1 Shielded Kleava)(+1 Size) He punches you but you shrug it off.

"Gitsmasha! Krump da other orks!"

"WAAAGH!"

(4)(+1 Numbers)vs(3) The loyalist orks are getting krumped hard. They start falling like flies.

Through brutal training your grots instinctively defend you using the shootas they looted. (4)(+1 Numbers)(-1 Feral)vs(1)(+2 Size)(+2 Armor)(-1 Busy) The boss is too preoccupied with fighting you that he makes an easy hit for the grots! He is now critically damaged! (4) You manage not to be hit.

"Even, huh, if ya krump me, huh, I still win."

[Twinwolf]

"You ain't an ork. Youse worse dan da humies. WWWAAAGGGHHH!"

WWWAAAGGGHHH!

[Andres]

Cleave off his arms. Once he's successfully pacified, he can tell us exactly what he means by that.

((Holy crap you guys is there an actual plot!??))

[Aklyon]

Could just be him taunting us. We're orks, after all.

[Xantalos]

Nah, I's not gonna krump ya. Yer's gonna be my new pet Headsie!

Cut off his limbs and most of his torso. Then thump him into submission and name him Headsie. Tie a leash to him and start dragging him around.

[~Neri]

Nah, I's not gonna krump ya. Yer's gonna be my new pet Headsie!

Cut off his limbs and most of his torso. Then thump him into submission and name him Headsie. Tie a leash to him and start dragging him around.

YES! +1 to this!

[NullForceOmega]

Nah, I's not gonna krump ya. Yer's gonna be my new pet Headsie!

Cut off his limbs and most of his torso. Then thump him into submission and name him Headsie. Tie a leash to him and start dragging him around.

YES! +1 to this!

Now THAT is orky as hell, do it.

[Twinwolf]

Nah, I's not gonna krump ya. Yer's gonna be my new pet Headsie!

Cut off his limbs and most of his torso. Then thump him into submission and name him Headsie. Tie a leash to him and start dragging him around.

YES! +1 to this!

Now THAT is orky as hell, do it.

This is going to totally backfire. I love it. +1

[Cheesecake]

"Headsie."

beep

"...Wot?"

beep

"Dat's yer name now." You bring down your kleavas on his arms, then his legs and lower torso. You step back, wide-eyed. The other orks stop fighting entirely.

beep

There is no blood. At least, not as much as there should be. Instead, oil pours out and the mechanical frame inside him begins twitching. Cogs and gears sputter and die.

beep

"Haha. Stupid git."

(4) You jump out of the way just in time. The rest of the orks nearby are incinerated. A lot of the other orks saw the explosion and came to investigate. They see you triumphant over the blown up remains of the boss. You are the warboss of the tribe now.

"WAAAGH!"

[heydude6]

How long until we grow into warboss size?

[Cheesecake]

How long until we grow into warboss size?

Beat tougher and tougher warbosses. Get bigger trophies, etc. It's not a matter of time. In fact, you'll shrink if you lose too much.

[Twinwolf]

WWWWAAAAAGGGGGHHHH then go meet the sneaky boyz

[Andres]

WWWWAAAAAGGGGGHHHH then go meet the sneaky boyz

-1

Check loot.

[Andres]

Just so we can get the plot moving, let's get Gitsmasha to do some stuff while we're at the meeting.

Put on the commissar cape.

Give Gitsmasha the commissar hat. The commissar hat is so that the other boys know that he's in charge while we're gone and we'll thump anyone who says otherwise.

Get the grots to pick out as much teef from the Loyalists and give them to Gitsmasha. Give Gitsmasha all our teef. With the teef, tell Gitsmasha to buy:
- A banner with our tribe's emblem on it and the old warboss' head sticking on top
- The hardest and flashiest armour made of the old warboss' metal bits (both his armour and his insides)
- A kustom kleava with a bunch of dakka stuck on the end
If there's any teef left he can keep the rest.

Go to the meeting.

EDIT: Instead of sticking dakka on a kustom kleava, stick it onto the old warboss' choppa.