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Re: WAAAGH! (TTSG) Plot?!?
« Reply #255 on: May 03, 2015, 12:48:58 am »

Those imperial fuckers! They've been putting fake bosses into Ork tribes so they won't form into proper warbands! That just won't do.
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Re: WAAAGH! (TTSG) Plot?!?
« Reply #256 on: May 03, 2015, 04:08:28 am »

"Oi, Gitsmasha! 'Ere, have dis hat. You'z in charge while I'm gone." You toss him the commisar cap, keeping the commisar cape for yourself. "And take dese teef."

You tell him what to buy from what parts of the tribe that isn't a smoldering pile of ash. Meanwhile, you make your way norf to where the new orks are residing.

The camp they're residing in is surprisingly well-hidden. You probably couldn't have found it if one of the Blood Axes hadn't shown you the way. Their base is a subterranean network of tunnels, lit looted lights and torches. A lot of orks are piling crate upon crate of ammunition. Some mekboys are busy working on some thing under a big cover. There are a lot of shootas here. You could probably buy something if you hadn't given all your teef to Gitsmasha.

You are taken to a particularly dark room with a table in the center. On it is a map with a dagger stuck in. Some sort of Kommando is reading it intently. Without looking up at you he orders you to come closer.

"I can't see ya, so gimme yer hand."

"If you can't see, why da zog are ya reading a map?"

"Wherever dis here dagger lands, I know exactly how to get dere. I know what's in dere, who's in dere, hidden or not." He looks up. His eye sockets are empty. "Da name's Dagger."

"I heard what you did wif our planted boss. Shame. He was close to finishing his mission too."

"He was wif you? When did he switch sides?"

"He was always wif us. My boyz have been here for more than 40 years, believe it or not. I planted fake bosses on all da tribes here."

"Why?" 

"You ask questions. Dat's good. But secrets are meant ta be secrets." He picks up the dagger and throws it at you. It lands square in your shoulder. You try in vain to pull it out. "You'z pretty big. And cunning." He cleanly takes the dagger out. "Tell ya what, you'z be one of my planted bosses, and I let ya rule yer tribe however you like. Deal?"
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Re: WAAAGH! (TTSG) Plot?!?
« Reply #257 on: May 03, 2015, 04:29:02 am »

Wots yer big plan, Dagger? Why's you replaced all da bosses wif fake ones when we coulda krumped dem humies propa like by now?
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Re: WAAAGH! (TTSG) Plot?!?
« Reply #258 on: May 03, 2015, 05:23:44 am »

"Tch. You'z blinda dan I is."
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Re: WAAAGH! (TTSG) Plot?!?
« Reply #259 on: May 03, 2015, 05:48:21 am »

It's for a WAAAGH! Getting fake bosses everywhere who all serve one tribe means they'll all agree to go on a WAAAGH! when one is called. It's genius.

Accept the deal. Dakka is good and they can give us pretty awesome stuff if they made that warboss. Plus, we get to join in the aforementioned WAAAGH!
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Re: WAAAGH! (TTSG) Plot?!?
« Reply #260 on: May 03, 2015, 07:54:14 am »

It's for a WAAAGH! Getting fake bosses everywhere who all serve one tribe means they'll all agree to go on a WAAAGH! when one is called. It's genius.

Accept the deal. Dakka is good and they can give us pretty awesome stuff if they made that warboss. Plus, we get to join in the aforementioned WAAAGH!

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Re: WAAAGH! (TTSG) Plot?!?
« Reply #261 on: May 03, 2015, 06:40:04 pm »

"Good, good." He voxes in some commands using some sort of humie device. A grot comes with a black cube. "It's called a vox. We can talk wif it even if I'm not dere."

He tells you to come lool at the map. There are seven red pins, three blue pins and numerous white pins. There are many places ripped out of the map.

"Ya can read a map, can't ya?" Unfortunately not. He takes three hours teaching you the basics. You can now read maps!

"Alright, da red pins is da tribes. Da ripped holes are tribes dat failed, like yours. Da free blue ones is humie kingdoms. Da white ones is humie villages. Dey got plenty of materials if ya ever run out."

"Okay."

"If you wanna be a boss for da Blood Axes, ya gotta be brutally cunning and cunningly brutal." The kommando grins. "I want ya to take over a humie kingdom's capital."

"Give me enuff boyz and I can stor-"

"No, no, no. Ya gotz ta do it all by yer lonesome. Wif boyz ya got yerself. Wif weapons ya looted yerself. Wif plans ya conjured up yerself. Dat's yer test, and it starts now! Be quick, doh, cuz dere's three ova bosses wantin' to be a blood axe!"
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Re: WAAAGH! (TTSG) Plot?!?
« Reply #262 on: May 03, 2015, 06:41:37 pm »

Agree, then go back to the site of the battle before and loot da shootas.
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Re: WAAAGH! (TTSG) Plot?!?
« Reply #263 on: May 03, 2015, 06:43:35 pm »

+1
After looting, organize an expedition to one of the failed tribes. Try and figure out why it failed. Was it just death of warboss, or was it something more sinister? Also collect loot.
« Last Edit: May 03, 2015, 06:46:36 pm by heydude6 »
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Re: WAAAGH! (TTSG) Plot?!?
« Reply #264 on: May 03, 2015, 06:45:49 pm »

"ME BES'S WARBOSS!

I'll GET MA BOYZ TO WAAAARGH!"

Leave to our tribe and count our guys and what we have.

Raid a human village and then ambush a patrol that comes. We'll take them off guard and then loot their stuff. Then we'll have our grots make a huge seige tower (like in medieval 2). Then take a human kingdoms capital by force.
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« Reply #265 on: May 03, 2015, 06:49:14 pm »

Ask what it means when a tribe fails. How did we fail?

Agree, then go back to the site of the battle before and loot da shootas.
I believe the only shootas there have been taken by our grots or are being combined with our newly acquired choppa.

I'll GET MA BOYZ TO WAAAARGH!"

Leave to our tribe and count our guys and what we have.

Raid a human village and then ambush a patrol that comes. We'll take them off guard and then loot their stuff. Then we'll have our grots make a huge seige tower (like in medieval 2). Then take a human kingdoms capital by force.
There's no 'R' in 'WAAAGH!' or any of its variants.

+1 to checking on our tribe but -1 to invading any human capitals just yet. The Blood Axe guy said we've got to be both brutally cunning and cunningly brutal, simply taking a city by force invalidates the requirements of one of them. We're gonna need a plan...
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Re: WAAAGH! (TTSG) Plot?!?
« Reply #266 on: May 03, 2015, 07:50:16 pm »

Paint our selves human skin colour then walk into a human settlement and murder the king.

This will totally work just trust me
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Re: WAAAGH! (TTSG) Plot?!?
« Reply #267 on: May 03, 2015, 08:00:29 pm »

Paint our selves human skin colour then walk into a human settlement and murder the king.

This will totally work just trust me

You are a six foot tall, slouching, green-skinned gorilla with 4 inch tusks. They don't even sell paint on this planet.
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Re: WAAAGH! (TTSG) Plot?!?
« Reply #268 on: May 03, 2015, 08:02:15 pm »

Ask what it means when a tribe fails. How did we fail?

Agree, then go back to the site of the battle before and loot da shootas.
I believe the only shootas there have been taken by our grots or are being combined with our newly acquired choppa.

I'll GET MA BOYZ TO WAAAARGH!"

Leave to our tribe and count our guys and what we have.

Raid a human village and then ambush a patrol that comes. We'll take them off guard and then loot their stuff. Then we'll have our grots make a huge seige tower (like in medieval 2). Then take a human kingdoms capital by force.
There's no 'R' in 'WAAAGH!' or any of its variants.

+1 to checking on our tribe but -1 to invading any human capitals just yet. The Blood Axe guy said we've got to be both brutally cunning and cunningly brutal, simply taking a city by force invalidates the requirements of one of them. We're gonna need a plan...
Ask what it means when a tribe fails. How did we fail?

Agree, then go back to the site of the battle before and loot da shootas.
I believe the only shootas there have been taken by our grots or are being combined with our newly acquired choppa.

I'll GET MA BOYZ TO WAAAARGH!"

Leave to our tribe and count our guys and what we have.

Raid a human village and then ambush a patrol that comes. We'll take them off guard and then loot their stuff. Then we'll have our grots make a huge seige tower (like in medieval 2). Then take a human kingdoms capital by force.
There's no 'R' in 'WAAAGH!' or any of its variants.

+1 to checking on our tribe but -1 to invading any human capitals just yet. The Blood Axe guy said we've got to be both brutally cunning and cunningly brutal, simply taking a city by force invalidates the requirements of one of them. We're gonna need a plan...
Ask what it means when a tribe fails. How did we fail?

Agree, then go back to the site of the battle before and loot da shootas.
I believe the only shootas there have been taken by our grots or are being combined with our newly acquired choppa.

I'll GET MA BOYZ TO WAAAARGH!"

Leave to our tribe and count our guys and what we have.

Raid a human village and then ambush a patrol that comes. We'll take them off guard and then loot their stuff. Then we'll have our grots make a huge seige tower (like in medieval 2). Then take a human kingdoms capital by force.
There's no 'R' in 'WAAAGH!' or any of its variants.

+1 to checking on our tribe but -1 to invading any human capitals just yet. The Blood Axe guy said we've got to be both brutally cunning and cunningly brutal, simply taking a city by force invalidates the requirements of one of them. We're gonna need a plan...
+1

Paint our selves human skin colour then walk into a human settlement and murder the king.

This will totally work just trust me
let's tell another boy to do that, preferably an oddboy.
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Re: WAAAGH! (TTSG) Plot?!?
« Reply #269 on: May 03, 2015, 08:06:16 pm »

let's tell another boy to do that, preferably an oddboy.
We do have an overabundance of human skin....

Oh! Before I forget, I have two suggestions.
Find a living human and get him to tell us how the rosarius works. Once he tells us it works by having faith in the Emperor, it'll give us the option to start believing in the Emperor and then the Emperor will come back to life and break canon!

Find a slab of metal to use as a shield. Find an ork and nail him to the shield (still alive) so we'll get a +1(+1d6) shield. If the ork's got the Tougha' trait, it'll be a +1(+1d6+1) shield!

EDIT: This is for after we get back. I know the bonus mentioned for the shield won't be what I said but let's do it anyway.
« Last Edit: May 03, 2015, 08:19:03 pm by Andres »
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