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Blood Axes

10 (55.6%)

Freebootaz

8 (44.4%)

Total Members Voted: 18

[Andres]

We're not a job, we're an oddboy.

You're a nob too, after defeating three nobs on your own.

This, by the way, is some Ghazkull level shit that we should really capitalize on if we survive this.

Indeed. We can convince the warboss to prove he's the biggest and the strongest by taking on three nobs at once. At that point, it'll be easy to kill the warboss.

[Xantalos]

Eeeeh, it'll still be hard as hell to kill him - we barely survived killing the Nobs, and this guy didn't become the Boss for no reason - he is the biggest and strongest of all of us.
We have a chance, though.

[Twinwolf]

Convince enough boyz we're bigger and stronger. Then we will be.

[Xantalos]

Only way to do that is by killing the Boss and becoming the new boss, since the boss is the biggest.

[Andres]

Eeeeh, it'll still be hard as hell to kill him - we barely survived killing the Nobs, and this guy didn't become the Boss for no reason - he is the biggest and strongest of all of us.
We have a chance, though.

Some nice dakka and a cape (intimidation) should help boost our chances.

[Cheesecake]

I'm gonna have to put this on hiatus for awhile, sorry guys. Exams and shit. I'll get back to this as soon as exams end. Which might be a month, :c

[Aklyon]

Orks 'ave exams? What 'ind of orks are we?

(hope yours go well, cheesecake )

[Twinwolf]

We're smart ones.

((Good luck))

[Cheesecake]

"...regular text?! Zog it!" you yell at the top of your lungs. The 'umies are positively stupefied by your breaking of the fourth wall. Meanwhile, the 'umies you saw sneaking earlier (6) expertly breach the line of defense. They had more of them boom-y things and blew up part of the village!

In your rage (mostly due to the fact that exams are here for GM (read Gork-Mork)) you grab a git and throw it down to the 'umies. (1)(+1 Uphill)(+1 Runtherd)(+1 Size)(-1 Distance)-(6)(-1 Downhill) The grot is blown to bits before it is even halfway across the sky. It seems that shot came from the caped git.

(6)(-1 Downhill)-(3)(+1 Uphill) Slowly but steadily, more and more ork boyz are gunned down by those shootas. If only there were some gimmicky way to save you. What did that 'umie say once? Dee-uz Eks Machina?

(Yeah, I'll still update, but only text though.)

(Tie between Freebootaz and Blood Axes! New poll coming up!)

[Andres]

You know what? Screw all this uphill terrain advantage crap! Let out the biggest WAAAGH!!! we can and just charge! (With our gits and their squigs and Gitstompa, of course.) Looking at the image sprites, it doesn't look like the lasguns have any bayonets plus we'll still get our hill bonus when it comes to our initial charge.

[Xantalos]

Zog dis, go circle around da village and get behind da humies, den charge at them! Krump da humie wif da 'at an da cape first.

[InZane]

ptw

[Andres]

We need consensus. Anyone gonna vote or make suggestions?

[NullForceOmega]

I'm for the orky option of charging full-bore and gutting everything in our path.

[Twinwolf]

You know what? Screw all this uphill terrain advantage crap! Let out the biggest WAAAGH!!! we can and just charge! (With our gits and their squigs and Gitstompa, of course.) Looking at the image sprites, it doesn't look like the lasguns have any bayonets plus we'll still get our hill bonus when it comes to our initial charge.

+1.