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Total Members Voted: 18

[Xvareon]

Except the Tau, who everyone bitches about because they are actually trying to be goodguys, for real.

Well, they are trying to culturally and ideally assimilate everyone who doesn't think like them. So there is that.

I get why a lot of people call foul on them, though. They're trying to be the only straight man in a world where everyone else now either worships a corpse on a throne, lives only for fighting, wants to consume the entire universe, or is endeavoring to commit mass ritual suicide. The Tau serve as a nice contrast to all this, IMO.

[NullForceOmega]

I like the Tau, mostly for style and play, but I also like the byplay of: Tau: 'Hey let's be friends!'  Imperial: 'Foul Xenos scum, burn!'  Tau: 'We gave them a chance, bombard that grid square to ash'

[Aklyon]

I like the Tau, mostly for style and play, but I also like the byplay of: Tau: 'Hey let's be friends!'  Imperial: 'Foul Xenos scum, burn!'  Tau: 'We gave them a chance, bombard that grid square to ash'

From extreme range.

[Cheesecake]

How do you use a shoota? Easy. Just as with a grot, you squeeze it until it does what you want. (1) You squeeze it too hard, and just as a grot, it blows up! (3) You manage to get away with mere burns. Your arm is busted though. Dammit, you'll have to see the painboy later. You hate visiting the painboy.





(5)(-1 Downhill)-(2)(+1 Uphill) The 'umies keep shooting their shootas and manage to down two more orks. Thankfully they don't throw anymore metal grot bombs.

(6)(+1 Uphill)-(4)(-1 Downhill) The orks, thrilled by the fight and feeling no fear or loss, continue throwing spears and shooting arrers. The 'umies continue falling like flies. (4) The 'umies are undeterred, however, and continue fighting. You've never seen 'umies fight this hard. Wait, what is that 'umie doing?









The 'umie seems to be far, far back in some sort of cover they've prepared. More 'umies are coming to reinforce their lines. (6) You spot several 'umies hiding in the bushes, slowly making their way up the hill.

[Yourmaster]

Throw our basic kleava at the sneaky humies.

[Andres]

F*cking called it! I knew all the important people wore capes!

Get the grots to send the squigs out.

Throw our basic kleava at the sneaky humies.

We have no basic kleava. We bought another kleava and combined it with our basic kleava to make a pointy kustom kleava. We now have the PKK and our first KK.

[Xantalos]

Oi, deyz called choppas, coz dey chop fingz.

[Fallatus]

OY, Doz Humie In da bak' iz shoot'n humies. DAZ OURZ JAWB! WAAAGH!!!!
Git a trowahz 'nd Trow zum grots at thaz humie in thot fancy cape, Wez tha only onez thatz suppoz.. Sopazz... We tha' Only onez thaz shoot'in humies.

[Andres]

OY, Doz Humie In da bak' iz shoot'n humies. DAZ OURZ JAWB! WAAAGH!!!!
Git a trowahz 'nd Trow zum grots at thaz humie in thot fancy cape, Wez tha only onez thatz suppoz.. Sopazz... We tha' Only onez thaz shoot'in humies.

+1 but we're a nob so we can probably make the throw ourselves. Maybe change our nickname from "Runtstompa" to "Gitthrower"? The last time we threw gits it was a wildly successful action, taking out most of the wall garrison in one attack.

EDIT: I can just see it now...
+1(uphill)+1(Runtherd)+1(Size)-1(distance) vs -1(downhill)
Easy +3. Failure is impossible.

EDIT2: Later on, what if we...rip off our arm, have the mekboys make giant lasgun, then have a painboy attach it to our arm stump? Is this a thing orks do or would it fall outside of the things orks believe would work?

EDIT3: The last time we threw a grot at them, they threw a grenade at us. If they throw another grenade at us, bat it back at them using the flat side of our kustom kleava.
We might also want to keep one of the humans alive so we can find out what the rosarius does.

[Yourmaster]

We're not a job, we're an oddboy.

[heydude6]

nope we are a runtherd

[Cheesecake]

We're not a job, we're an oddboy.

You're a nob too, after defeating three nobs on your own.

[GiglameshDespair]

EDIT: I can just see it now...
+1(uphill)+1(Runtherd)+1(Size)-1(distance) vs -1(downhill)
Easy +3. Failure is impossible.

EDIT2: Later on, what if we...rip off our arm, have the mekboys make giant lasgun, then have a painboy attach it to our arm stump? Is this a thing orks do or would it fall outside of the things orks believe would work?

EDIT3: The last time we threw a grot at them, they threw a grenade at us. If they throw another grenade at us, bat it back at them using the flat side of our kustom kleava.
We might also want to keep one of the humans alive so we can find out what the rosarius does.

In response to each edit:

1: yup

2: I dunno if we want to limit outselves to just something shooty. Especially with a tribal painboy. We want something dead killy, and if we have proper hands we can pick and choose whats the most killy.

3: It makes us flashy.

nope we are a runtherd

Runtherdz are oddboys.

[heydude6]

sorry, not familiar with 40K lore. I'm just watching because I think this is hilarious.

[Xantalos]

We're not a job, we're an oddboy.

You're a nob too, after defeating three nobs on your own.

This, by the way, is some Ghazkull level shit that we should really capitalize on if we survive this.