-1 to the above, but only if this doesn't work: cast remove/cure poison on the lizard dude, then heal him.
The
DELTA COMPANY soldier spouts a string of slurs before saying he was going to stab you in the gut anyways after getting healed.
It seems this character has absolutely no moral standards or intelligence whatsoever!
You abort your attempt to heal him.
Throw your coffee on him.
You activate your medical technique:
ALTERNATIVE CAUTERIZATION!
You release a barrage of coffee on the
DELTA COMPANY soldier and chip away a good portion of his health!
PHYSICAL RETORT: SATELLITE BARRAGE
The Delta Company Soldier begins to lock onto you with his
DOOM SATELLITE! The calibration is running off old 24 minute old
PRE-APOCALYPSE tech so it takes longer to charge!
Time travel has not nor will ever exist in Cavern Quest. I think it's a lazy plot device and there's absolutely no specific character that has that specific impossible power.
Wait a minute. Doesn't Stonut have time-travel powers?
The eternal god of theoretical physics is extremely happy you're starting to ask the
right questions!
Throughout eternity, the eternal god of theoretical physics has noticed that some people have been able to do
impossible things and somehow make them a reality. Well then, how is that possible if the impossible is also possible? It is theorized that certain people with
uncertain destinies have been able to do such things. As these acts are in fact
impossible the universe reacts to them as one would a virus or a symptom of a disease. Any impossible action is met with an equally impossible
reaction. As there can not be an opposite of impossible, the reaction is just as improbably strange and difficult to discern as the action!
For example, when Kirae attempted to reach into a flashback, it triggered an impossible action which also triggered an equally strange reaction. The reaction of such an event caused the soul of Kirae to be split into the
GOOD form and the
EVIL death god form. This also caused the destruction of the entire city of Vilknorn in the ensuing release of uncertainty energy!
The eternal god of theoretical physics thinks that this should've been plainly obvious if you simply observed whenever someone did a plainly impossible action.
The eternal god of theoretical physics also warns you that such impossible actions, if large enough, would likely cause the end of the universe only to be replaced by a universe that is even more bizarre and impossible than the last.
So please, don't do it.
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