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NO WE MUST RIDE LIKE A VALKYRIE AND LIFT THE SOUL OF THE GAME UNTO THE HEAVENS AND SCREAM, "THIS IS MINE, THIS IS HOW IT IS, MY PERFECTION IS ABSOLUTE, ALL WILL TREMBLE UPON THE THRONE OF LIES THAT HAS BEEN CONSTRUCTED FOR MY AMUSEMENT!"

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YES WE NEED MORE STUPID SHIT TO CLOG UP THE FORUMS!

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Total Members Voted: 15

[ATHATH]

Guys.

Do you realize what this means?

Flashback travel is possible.

A colossus would probably only shrink down to the size of a humanoid.

We can save the elves.

[Shadestyle]

Better than that...

We can go to the future and become a giant.

CHECKERBOARD WIPE TRANSITION TO NEXT TIME ON CAVERN QUEST Z

[ATHATH]

Better than that...

We can go to the future and become a giant.

CHECKERBOARD WIPE TRANSITION TO NEXT TIME ON CAVERN QUEST Z

Spontaneously rename ourselves to Pun-Pun.

[AoshimaMichio]

If possible, use major telekinesis to lift yourself on top of the big letters on sky and look around.

[Mooply]

((... I... eye... aye... AIEEE!!!))

Wat. Say wat several times, then freak out.

Haste.

You flip the fuck out for awhile and jump around screaming "what" for lack of anything better to do. This lasts for a good ten minutes.

If possible, use major telekinesis to lift yourself on top of the big letters on sky and look around.

You perch yourself on top of the large floating letter "C" and gaze out all around you.



To the west you see a billboard and a lone tent just underneath it. It looks to be a merchant's stall of some kind but you can't make it out from this far away.



To the east you see an extremely foreboding forest. It's probably not as bad as it looks though, probably.

CHECKERBOARD WIPE TRANSITION TO NEXT TIME ON CAVERN QUEST Z

SURLY-KUN IS LATE FOR SCHOOL?!!!!

Surly-Kun, "Oh no I'm late for school!"

WILL SHE MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME?! WILL KIRAE-SENPAI EVER CONFESS HER TRUE FEELINGS FOR HER?! OR IS SHE ACTUALLY DEAD FROM AN ACCIDENTAL APOCALYPSE?! FIND OUT NEXT TIIIIIIME!

Spoiler: Spells (click to show/hide)

Anesthetic
Antidote
Defibrillate
Electricity Manipulation
Fire Manipulation
Force Shield
Haste
Major Healing
Major Telekinesis
Oxygenate
Rebuke Undead
Scan
Sterilize
Summon Ivan Drago (Requires 1 charged montage)

[Shadestyle]

Ok ok, Lets cool down here, Return to moments before we tried to go into the flashback, in the other room, walk in right after our past self leaves.

[Mooply]

Time travel has not nor will ever exist in Cavern Quest. I think it's a lazy plot device and there's absolutely no specific character that has that specific impossible power.

[Shadestyle]

Oh, well in that case...

Snap out of our completely asinine daydream about time travel and pay attention to what Surly is saying.

[monk12]

I choose to believe that this is more like that one episode of Futurama where Fry visits 1999 in his dreams but can only interact with things he actually interacted with in the flashback. I choose this interpretation of the GM's post rather than the more obvious and sensible one because I really want Surly-Kun to be a thing and also for her to function as Doc Brown as we try to go Back to the Future and also what is up with that weird burger stand?

[Mooply]

Yeah things are probably super confusing right now but that's intended. It'll make sense in the next few updates depending on what suggestions I get.

I've been throwing tons of red herrings on what exactly the plot is but the next few updates should clear up everything.

[AoshimaMichio]

To the merchant stall!

[monk12]

Yeah things are probably super confusing right now but that's intended. It'll make sense in the next few updates depending on what suggestions I get.

I've been throwing tons of red herrings on what exactly the plot is but the next few updates should clear up everything.

Yeah things are probably super confusing right now but that's intended. It'll make sense in the next few updates depending on what suggestions I get.

It'll make sense in the next few updates depending on what suggestions I get.

depending on what suggestions I get.

...

Belay the boring merchant stall, we've flashed forward from the flashback anyway! We have to get Surly-Kun to school on time!

[Mooply]

To the merchant stall!

Belay the boring merchant stall, we've flashed forward from the flashback anyway! We have to get Surly-Kun to school on time!

You feel as if a presence both familiar and unfamiliar is helping you somehow...





Surly-Kun, "Oh no I'm late for school!"

Snap out of our completely asinine daydream

Surly Cleric, "Well... fuck..."

Spoiler: Spells (click to show/hide)

Anesthetic
Antidote
Defibrillate
Electricity Manipulation
Fire Manipulation
Force Shield
Haste
Major Healing
Major Telekinesis
Oxygenate
Rebuke Undead
Scan
Sterilize
Summon Ivan Drago (Requires 1 charged montage)

[hachnslay]

Surly, grab remnants of discipleassistant out of the hole, then use the power of medical montage to rebuild it. making it faster. stronger.

[Mooply]

Surly, grab remnants of discipleassistant out of the hole, then use the power of medical montage to rebuild it. making it faster. stronger.

Whatever the fuck happened in that explosion, your assistant isn't in this hole. The hole is deep and thin, it's too dark to accurately gauge how deep it actually is. You spot a small broken water pipe and something shiny and valuable just out of reach.