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[Andres]

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Matilda briefly wonders what the fuck they expect to do with Bowie kn"What the fuck is Snake Way?"

[519497] You start running on snake way. You don't see the end yet.

"You...! Hyper Explosive Wave!"
Fuar channels all his Ki, all his power into the Hyper Explosive Wave, a suicide attack causing an absurdly large explosion to erupt from his body!

[7] Your attack absolutely disintegrates the two Space Australians!
Solar Fuar is dead!
Space Australian 2 is dead!
Space Australian 3 is dead!

Amnesia Genie devours Fuar's Planet Killing Ki, Gaining infinite powah!

[Autofail] You try to absorb the powah but it's too much for you! You disintegrate along with the Space Australians!
Amnesia Genie is dead!

All players are dead! Either people don't know you died, they don't know about the dragon balls, they don't care you died, or some combination of the above! With no one to revive you, no one is left to stop the onslaught of the Space Murdermonkeys! Game Over!

[Shadestyle]

But androids can only be destroyed by BS, So Fat Hawaiian Cyborg Survives!

[SOLDIER First]

>King Kai exists
>bother King Kai until he bothers some Namekians to do the thing and wish them all back

[Andres]

>King Kai exists
>bother King Kai until he bothers some Namekians to do the thing and wish them all back

Nope. The Space Murdermonkeys killed everyone on Earth by the time you got to God's house and convinced him to pay attention to you. By the time that happened, Space Napolehitler would've arrived on Namek.

[SOLDIER First]

""

[Stirk]

....But I am still alive....

[Andres]

Orite man but if you and Shadestyle wanna play you's gotta play. You can't just show up at the end and say you's were playing all along.

[Shadestyle]

Sorry, I was just making a joke. I didn't mean to disrespect your game man. If you want to penalize me that is ok.

[Andres]

Woah woah....penalise? I'm not angry or anything. I didn't even see that as a sign of disrespect. Still can't. I just need a player count so I know when to end the game. Can't just keep it going on forever as one extra person arrives last minute every time there's a TPK. It's all cool. I don't have anything against anyone.

[Stirk]

Eh? I am not playing. I am just not dead.

[Shadestyle]

Woah woah....penalise? I'm not angry or anything. I didn't even see that as a sign of disrespect. Still can't. I just need a player count so I know when to end the game. Can't just keep it going on forever as one extra person arrives last minute every time there's a TPK. It's all cool. I don't have anything against anyone.

I was Making a little joke, going for the overblown reaction.

[Andres]

I'm an idiot...

[BFEL]

Why did I autofail?

[SOLDIER First]

I do the same thing all the time, Andres.

[Andres]

Why did I autofail?

You roll d6. He rolled a 7. There was literally no way you could roll equal or higher than him.