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[Whisperling]

((Hey all I have an extra orb and am willing to trade it to people in exchange for things.))

((Meh. I don't need it, but extra horror summoning might be nice. What would you want in return?))

[Aslandus]

Quarken: trade the brew power potion ritual for the excess dragon blood.
100 scholars: Summon Quarken if the dragon blood is acquired. If the dragon blood is not acquired, use logic to convince Happy the Clown to join Quarken's cult.
51 cultists: Aid in the summoning if the dragon blood is acquired. If the dragon blood is not acquired, locate a mansion base for us.

Trade: [6] You trade your last ritual for some sweet sweet dragon blood. Some of your cultists drink from the dragon blood because they heard it was to die for. Turns out they were right. (-25 cultists, obtained dragon blood from Archon, Brew power potion ritual transferred to Archon)
Summon: [6] They summon you, but it seems you had a hitchhiker. (summoned, Quacken summoned [hostile])

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Name: Quacken
Appearance: a yellow duck with an orange bill and a fuse coming out of its back.
Homeworld: From the rift between worlds, a monster of unspeakable power rose, corrupting all it touched. This is a mundane duckling that got corrupted.
Abilities:
Exploding feathers: can drop feathers, which explode voilently when Quaken chooses
Great Quack: Own body explodes when killed. Or when it feels like, since the feathers are what's really exploding.
Adorable: It's deceptively cute appearance can make it hard to attack it.

Skills:
Presence: 1
Mindlock: 0
Power: 2
Physique: 0
Appeal: 0

[Dustan Hache]

Speedoman and (windows)98 cultists: Lets try and work on our PR some more. Maybe hitchhike our PR off of some of the really awesome horrors, like that giant fireball.
Leader 1 and 50 cultists: Attempt to find a cult to a horror in need of a orb of stalwart. Let them use ours in our base on the condition that they help our PR
Leader 2 and 4, 50 cultists: Attempt to create healing thingys like magic or potions using dragonsblood! and Aspirin!
leader 3 and all other cultists: Build some nice housing for our cult. I feel like I have neglected that for too long, and most of them are hobos.
Leader 5 and banana hammock's cult: Hold a Mario kart tournament to determine who is the best.

[H4zardZ1]

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Adorable: It's deceptively cute appearance can make it hard to attack it.
Appeal: 0

Please explain how did the appeal was 0, sir. On flavor?

[Aslandus]

Speedoman and (windows)98 cultists: Lets try and work on our PR some more. Maybe hitchhike our PR off of some of the really awesome horrors, like that giant fireball.
Leader 1 and 50 cultists: Attempt to find a cult to a horror in need of a orb of stalwart. Let them use ours in our base on the condition that they help our PR
Leader 2 and 4, 50 cultists: Attempt to create healing thingys like magic or potions using dragonsblood! and Aspirin!
leader 3 and all other cultists: Build some nice housing for our cult. I feel like I have neglected that for too long, and most of them are hobos.
Leader 5 and banana hammock's cult: Hold a Mario kart tournament to determine who is the best.

PR: [6] You bolster your own PR, but then ruin it in trying to link yourself with BOF because you get blamed for his prior mistakes. (PR up, PR down)
Orb 4 sale: [4] They succeed in getting the word out. Contracts are open to the unsummoned and they can perform summoning with your orb. Naturally, everyone will think you're cooler if they succeed. (Orb use available)
Healing Salve: [1] Welp, looks like that stuff is still as poisonous as ever... Looks like Leader's 2 and 4 are gonna have to bond over digging graves instead of brewing potions. (-50 cultists)
Housing: [4] They build some housing for the cult. While they aren't the fanciest, they're more than a lot of the cultists had. (Housing added to base)
Tournament: [2] The TV stops working and they bop it with their fists for the whole turn.

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Adorable: It's deceptively cute appearance can make it hard to attack it.
Appeal: 0

Please explain how did the appeal was 0, sir. On flavor?

You might not want to stomp on a duck, but would you really follow it into battle?

[Aslandus]

Just a reminder for Saber/KZ-Jello, if you fail to post actions this turn it'll be assumed you've quit the game...

[SaberToothTiger]

Yeah, i've lost interest with all the status shenanigans and shit

[Aslandus]

Yeah, i've lost interest with all the status shenanigans and shit

ok, fair enough

[fillipk]

((Hey all I have an extra orb and am willing to trade it to people in exchange for things.))

((Meh. I don't need it, but extra horror summoning might be nice. What would you want in return?))

I don't know, maybe increase my pr? Or some cultists or some eldritch item, your choice.

[crazyabe]

((Hey all I have an extra orb and am willing to trade it to people in exchange for things.))

You could Let me use it, I do have a fully functional bar I could allow your cultists to use...

[Humaan]

Daragon: Absorb biomass. Get less hungry.
Large Drones: Fortify the area around the Seed, to protect it from intrusion. There should be some stone somewhere nearby, I hope.

Also, I can't quite tell, how much people have not been summoned yet? I am just curious.

[Aslandus]

Daragon: Absorb biomass. Get less hungry.
Large Drones: Fortify the area around the Seed, to protect it from intrusion. There should be some stone somewhere nearby, I hope.

Also, I can't quite tell, how much people have not been summoned yet? I am just curious.

The ones with injury meters next to their names have been summoned. As it stands, Archon, Volkriit, KZ jello and Zomboss have not been summoned... Quarken and BOf just got summoned this round, so they'll show up on the next score.

Absorb: [2] You try to grab things to absorb, but everything slips away from you.
Leaves: produce food [6] They absorb a bunch of light and fill your insides with gooey nutrients. Unfortunately, the rush caused them to drain all the water from your system, and the leaves won't work without water. You don't really want to think about what else might not work without it. (Dehydrated, no longer hungry)
Fortify: [5] They build the dirt and rocks in the area into walls around the seed's area. The walls around the seed are too high to climb and will no doubt keep out intruders, assuming there is some sort of protective guard to prevent them from simply walking in the front door. (Sturdy walls build around seed 1)
Seed1: grow [2] The seed seems to be stuck in this phase. You are getting impatient waiting for it.

[Aslandus]

Happy the clown: Recruit
[3] Happy laughs cheerfully and more people join him. (+35 cultists)
Happy's cult: Read the necronomnomnomicon
[6] They go mad with the revelations held within, learning the secrets of undead cooking. So many recipes for zombrownies and ghostmeal that they feel compelled to use it. (cultists become necrochefs)

Grotesque: try to eat some humans
[3] Managed to stave off death for a little while by feasting on human flesh, but it's not enough to gain from. (no damage from starvation this turn, consumed 25 humans)

KZ jello abandons his followers

End of turn 12.
Big Ol' Fire (uninjured):
cult: 400 cultists, 550 martial arts masters, 400 ecologists
items: dragon blood, Orb of Stalwart 2
Base (Apartments):
Diplomacy: Savior-esque PR (Has humanity's aid)
inquisitors: 100 eco inquisitors

Volker-hands:
cult: 100 cultists (inside), 100 cultists (guarding), 100 cultists (outside), 20 injured cultists (locked somewhere)
items: dragon blood, glass, firearms
Rituals: Create Fake orb of Stalwart [req glass, silver; use causes weakness]
Base (sturdy fortress, LOCKED):
Diplomacy: good PR
inquisitors: 115 inquisitors

Dar Gold (uninjured): [DEHYDRATED - growth effects nullified until fixed]
Growths: Leaves (reduce hunger passively), fruit-bearing branches
cult: 100 large drones
Items: dragon blood
Rituals: Basic horticulture
Base(clearing): Walls around Seed 1
Diplomacy: excellent PR
inquisitors:
-Seed 1(undamaged): sprawling tendrils, Slight growth, slightly hungry

Quar-splosion man (uninjured):
cult: 100 scholars, 26 cultists, 1 Leg n dairy scholar (50% chance of turning 2 into 3 on dairy or leg related rolls)
Items: located dragons, Orb of Stalwart 4, dragon blood
Rituals: Nothing but vague memories
Diplomacy: excellent PR, BOF no longer open to OoS related negotiations
inquisitors: 51 inquisitors, 50 scholars
+Quaken (uninjured):

Arcing Mist-elf: [PSISHOCK, NO ABILITIES FOR [1] TURNS]
cult (High morale): 2 cultists, 5 hecklers (negate leadership bonuses), 1 mad cultist, 1 mad weak esper, 440 beasts, 100 large beasts, 30 satyrs, 25 minotaurs, 20 centaurs, 5 centaur scouts, 5 battle commanders (50% chance to reroll negative outcomes in combat they initiate), 2 leaders (50% chance of turning 3 into 4), 2 disaster averters (50% chance of turning 1 into 2)
Items: dragonblood, 3 slimy toxin bottles, Necronomicon, Improvised melee weapons, Stagnant Orb, 25 Daragon fruit
Rituals: Summon mini-horror [req dragon blood], create Summoning Shell [req Zinc, wood; single use], Imbue knowledge [consumes Daragon's fruit],  Stalwart burning summon [consumes Orb of Stalwart, gives summoned crippling weakness], brew power potion [consumes dragon blood, damages user]
Diplomacy: excellent PR, Allies with Happy
inquisitors: 100 beasts
-Sharkon (lightly injured, REGEN ACTIVE): Submerged
-Beldroth (uninjured): [1] turn til adulthood
-Some scrub fish (uninjured):


Hon Shadow (uninjured):
cult: 10 "smart" cultists, 30 cultists, support of Pope, cult in Washington DC
Items: dragonblood
Base (Clearing): Stick fence
Diplomacy: excellent PR, support of president (discredited), support of Virginia (discredited), support of Florida (discredited)
inquisitors:
-Unlight: Let the light guide you!

Speedy Speedoman (uninjured):
cult: 348 cultists, 22 fanatics, 5 skilled leaders (50% chance of 3 becoming 4)
Items: dragonblood, partially gathered more dragonblood, Orb of Stalwart 5, firearms, rough armor
Base: Punji pits and barbed wire defenses, strong community, housing
Diplomacy: mixed PR, allowing others to use Orb of Stalwart (improves PR when used)
inquisitors:
-Leader #1: Paranoid (50% chance of turning 5 into 6 on guard)
-Leader #2 (m): passively restores morale
-Leader #4 (f): marksman
-Leader #5: lazy, loves casual games
-Mr. Banana hammock: 50 cultists

Zomboss with really long name: So Ronery
cult: 140 drunks, 10 brewmasters (can serve booze to increase cultist strength)
Items: Stagnant orb, improvised melee weapons
Rituals: Salmoning ritual [req stagnant orb and dragon blood]
Base (Grand Mausoleum): bunker, bar
Diplomacy: good PR
inquisitors: 25 eco inquisitors

---- NPC factions
Happy the Clown's legion:
Cult: 35 cultists, 125 mad necrochefs
Diplomacy: Allies with Archon
Items: Necronomnomnomicon
Inquisitors: 25 inquisitors

Grotesque (uninjured): consumed 25 humans

World details:
-Orb of Stalwarts 1 and 3 destroyed

[Whisperling]

Archon, disaster averter 1: recruit.
1 mad cultist: Find a cure for psishock.
1 heckler: Research an alternative summoning ritual.
Esper: Hone your powers.
2 hecklers: Salmon up someone with good powers.

[Aslandus]

Archon, disaster averter 1: recruit.
1 mad cultist: Find a cure for psishock.
1 heckler: Research an alternative summoning ritual.
Esper: Hone your powers.
2 hecklers: Salmon up someone with good powers.

Recruit: [5] You gather people to your side. Given how you manage your people, you may never need to recruit again. (+100 cultists)
Cure: [4] They are fairly sure from your description of it that Psishock is basically a bad headache and could be cured with common aspirin. The bigger problem is that you're not on Earth, so they can't give you any medicine. (Discovered Cure Psishock [req aspirin])
Research: [2] He calls you rude names and takes a break because he thinks you're asking for too much from one person.
Psi-up: [2] They can't seem to focus because of the incessant noise around the base.
Salmoning: [1] They accidentally drop the stagnant orb through the portal before anyone comes out. They apologize profusely for their butter fingers. (lose stagnant orb)

Scrub fish starts to suffocate. (lightly injured)