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[mission0]

I will interpret your wish as two parts; firstly, that you wish for more books, and secondly, that you were distracted so much that you lost all sense of grammar and said "that are interesting".

Therefore, you are bombarded by eighty copies of "War and Peace Only Everyone is Named Vladimir Also 'It's Over 9000!!!!' is Inserted Every Other Word".

I wish people would have more poignant comics.

Grammar is not my strong point. I'll give you that. There I was only trying to convey that 'that are interesting' was an afterthought.

and no this was not meant to grant nor make a wish just a response.

[inteuniso]

Granted! You no longer have genital herpes.

I wish I could stop procrastinating and finish my essay.

[Phantom]

Granted, although it seems you have no doors. Or windows. All the walls are now made of steel for some reason. It starts to get incredibly hot.
**YOU HAVE BEEN ROASTED ALIVE**

I wish for the knowledge of the future wars and how to make them more brutal.

[webadict]

Granted, although it seems you have no doors. Or windows. All the walls are now made of steel for some reason. It starts to get incredibly hot.
**YOU HAVE BEEN ROASTED ALIVE**

I wish for the knowledge of the future wars and how to make them more brutal.

Get out of the thread.

I wish I was Gumby.

[Cheddarius]

Granted! You no longer have genital herpes.

This is a bad thing?

Granted. Being sculpted entirely out of clay, you cannot move. You have the equivalent of locked-in syndrome: subjected to an infinity of nothingness. You cannot speak. And you must scream.

I wish I could dream lucidly without having to work at it.

[Sensei]

Granted! You no longer have genital herpes.

This is a bad thing?

It's because he no longer has genitals.

Granted. You lose track of the difference between dream and reality.

I wish for magic dice. (yeah, just asking for it with this one)

[Cheddarius]

Granted. Your magic dice improve your life vastly. All your investments pay off. You get a raise. Gold rains about you. You are showered with beautiful and/or handsome women and/or men (Hey, I don't judge). Fame, fortune, everything you want is within your reach. And the best part? Years after all this, the magic dice tell you a secret: The magic was inside you all along. Tears of joy come to your eyes.

Then, some prick shoots you in the head and steals your magic dice.

Granted. You lose track of the difference between dream and reality.

The joke's on you! I already find it difficult to discern between dream and reality! Ahahahahaohgodwhydoesmymortalbodyfailme

I wish my mortal body wouldn't fail me.

[Keita]

Granted, but the powers that be do not tolerate this and the man comes along, invoking an obscure law that they made on hearing about your awesome non-fail body and take everything you own. Including body, pride and sanity.

I wish The Man did not exist.

[dragnar]

A government official walks up to you and hands you some paperwork before you can complete your wish.
Granted. You no longer exist.

I wish for a sandvich.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted, but the Spy poisoned it and you eat it and contract Singing Bowel and Sass-Foot.

I wish for a cucumber, avocado, and tomato sandwich, with cream cheese and cranberry sauce on the lightly toasted black honey wheat nut bread, with a layer of sprouts that have had ranch dressing drizzled among them.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted.
You got the sandwich a month ago.
Right now, it is very smelly and has a funny purple fuzz.

I wish my tablet didn't have a strange texture to it

[inteuniso]

Granted. It now just has a weird texture.

I wish the weekend was here already.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. Your friends in an alternate universe call you up and tell you how much fun they're having swimming in their pools of money and riding in their jetski rocket car plane robots because it's Saturday there. Oh, and everyone you know and love just died. They're real sorry, but they've got this awesome party they really need to go to, okay bro?
You know, you're not sure why they're your friends in the first place.

I wish things had stayed the same.

[Huesoo]

Granted they do but for another person

I love tcidabew and I wish he and me were together forever

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. The two of you are fused together in a mad science experiment gone horribly wrong. You now cannot leave each other, as you share a heart, liver, and half a lung.

I wish we had some music up in here!