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[Googolplexed]

Granted, Nothing happens.

I wish for a cheese sandwich

[Huesoo]

Granted its filled with maggots

I wish things would stop being so colorful.

[Keita]

Granted, Everyone's soul is black.

I wish I would stop forgetting to post a wish.

[100killer9]

Granted, now the rules change and you're not supposed to put a wish. You don't forget because you don't need to do it.

[webadict]

Granted. I curbstomp you, your family, your friends, your acquaintances, your pets, your friends' families, your neighbors, and you again.

I wish people would stop being morons.

[Huesoo]

Granted they start being mormons.

I wish for some good food yum yum yum.

[100killer9]

Granted. Ear-wax ice cream.
I wish I wasn't curbstomped.

[Huesoo]

Granted your pegged

I wish this file would download faster. (It has no viruses)

[webadict]

Granted. It downloads faster onto my computer.

I wish I had a jump rope.

[Huesoo]

Granted you strangle on it during your sleep.

I wish these damn ruskies would stop killing me!

[Sensei]

Granted- this time you stay dead, thus being quite un-killable.

I wish NASA would get the stones (and funding) to actually do something.

[Huesoo]

Granted they eat pie

I wish I had Fallout 2

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. Now, the neighbors aren't the only ones to experience Nuclear Fallout.

I wish for some more Brown Sugar.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. It's brown because... well, use your imagination.

I wish I had woken up earlier.

[quinnr]

Granted, but daylight savings time just changed, effectivvely making you wake at the same time.

I wish I was dead