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[Superdorf]

Granted! As it turns out, there's another guy named Nicolas Mandura. He becomes the nicest person alive... but he's just a cashier at the local Walmart, so he just kinda wins Employee of the Month over and over.

I wish for stickers.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, you wake up covered in stickers, your eyes, ears, nose and mouth are also covered, so you end up suffocating under stickers

I wish all of the authoritarian governments would fall

[KittyTac]

Granted. New ones rise in their place.

I wish for kittens.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted. You are walking around when all of a sudden you start puking out kittens
I wish for unity among all people without a tyrannical government or hive mind

[pikachu17]

There is unity amongst all people that do not have a tyrannical government. Unfortunately, everyone does, so there is no unity.

I wish for unity among all people, and that unity not be a tyrannical government or hive mind.

[KittyTac]

Granted. Everyone dies and is dumped into an immense mass grave. They are now united. In death.

I wish for kittens.

[Eric Blank]

Granted, a bag of kittens is thrown on your doorstep. Theyre infested by black plague carrying fleas.

I wish the horse wasn't in heat so she'd shut the hell up.

[King Zultan]

Granted, the horse is no longer in heat, its dead which makes it very quite.

I wish if everything on Earth to be quite.

[IndigoFenix]

Everything on Earth is quite hot, causing the world to catch on fire.

I wish I was not on fire.

[Naturegirl1999]

Fronted, you are freezing
I wish I could incorporate carbon dioxide and methane into larger molecles

[Mathel]

Granted. Your lungs now perform the following reaction: 3CH₄(g) + 2CO₂(g) -> CH₂OH-CH₂-CH₂-CH₂-CH₃(l) + O₃(g).

This results in your lungs slowly filling with pentanol. Also, they are being slowly corroded by the ozone.


I wish to see a pheonix burst into flame and survive it without harm.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you stand on a near by mountain and watch Phoenix Arizona explode into flames, you survive but everyone in Phoenix dies.

I wish to see a pheonix.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, you stand on a near by mountain and watch Phoenix Arizona explode into flames, you survive but everyone in Phoenix dies.

I wish to see a pheonix.

Granted, it proceeds to attack you
I wish for clarifications to be made

Granted. Your lungs now perform the following reaction: 3CH₄(g) + 2CO₂(g) -> CH₂OH-CH₂-CH₂-CH₂-CH₃(l) + O₃(g).

How is the product solved for when you only know the reactants?

[Mathel]

Granted. Your skin and bones are now clear rather than opaque.

I wish to gain dragon bones and no other dragon body parts.

Granted. Your lungs now perform the following reaction: 3CH₄(g) + 2CO₂(g) -> CH₂OH-CH₂-CH₂-CH₂-CH₃(l) + O₃(g).

How is the product solved for when you only know the reactants?

I chose that the products should be an alcohol and ozone. I wanted to adhere to conservation of mass, thus I knew that 2 molecules of carbon dioxide were to be used (at least propanol). Then I kept elongating the alcohol and adding methane molecules, until the numbers of hydrogen atoms on both sides were equal.

Edit: I know of no way to intentionaly do this reaction in the real world. All I know is that it would be endothermic, as we would be not only reducing the carbon, but also creating ozone.

[MaxTheFox]

Granted, your bones are now dragon bones. Due to biological differences, you develop cancer and/or other nasty conditions.

I wish for Neo-Nazis to be prevented from accessing the Internet.