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[pikachu17]

Granted, people can speak now perfectly fine.

I wish people were less stupid.

[MaxTheFox]

Granted. People are, on average, 0.000000000000000001% less stupid. Fairly unnoticeable.

I wish for the complete physical, mental, and emotional obliteration of all Neo-Nazis.

[Mathel]

Granted. Original Nazis replace them. Zombie style.

I wish to have a tungsten sword.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you get a sword made of tungsten filaments that are loosely held together in the shape of a sword, it falls apart the moment you hit anything with it.

I wish for a sword made of steel.

[Imic]

Granted. It’s not pure cabon steel though, instead it has a few other metals mixed in. Whatever metals are moxed in, it has an unfortunate tendency to bend under it’s own weight.

I wish I could fly.

[IndigoFenix]

Granted. You fly into a jet engine and die.

I wish for a sword made of meat.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, when you go outside your meat sword is immediately stolen by raccoons, who tackle you for it

I wish election news in the USA covered the various third parties as much as they cover the two main parties

[MaxTheFox]

Granted, they also end up covering the ultra-fascist, hardline communist, etc. parties that should have never seen the light of the day.

I wish for foxes.

[blueturtle1134]

They have rabies.

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, the result of said wish is found in The Corruption, to find it, you must avoid Eaters of Souls and break all of the Shadow Orbs, and defeat however many Eaters of Worlds you spawn as a result
I wish there are new places on this planet to explore

[Mathel]

Granted. The layout of continents changes radicaly and all satelites (except for Luna) get taken down.

I wish for a mace with a steel handle and solid tungsten head.

[Naturegirl1999]

It erupts from the ground, shattering one of your legs and embedded where the leg used to be(think when an arrow goes through a previous arrow)
I wish for world domination

[PineMarten]

Granted, the responsibility of running a planet with a population of 7 billion drives you insane.

I wish for godlike control of the universe.

[Craftsdwarf boi]

Granted, You develop a god complex and drifts rapidly into insanity due to the sheer quantity of datum and materials one has to manage.
I wish for new universes

[King Zultan]

Granted, but in order to get a new universe we have to get rid of the old one, which kills everyone including you, then once every things destroyed the new universe is created.

I wish for everyone to get a free hat.