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[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
You get confused by your own word salad

I wish for an ban hammer

[bigjaredmonkey]

Granted, you hit yourself with said ban hammer. good job.

.sdrawkcab t'nsaw ecntnes siht hsiw I

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
I send you back to primary school (year 1)

I wish that Bigjaredmonkey properly worded his wishes.

[Audioworm333]

Granted. He uses so much purple prose and it's so annoying to look at.

I wish I had as much time on the computer as I wanted.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Granted, you starve to death because you didn't leave your computer.

.sdrawkcab si siht ezilaer dluow uoy hsiw I

(read it backwards.)

[Audioworm333]

.sdrawkcab si GNIHTYREVE won tub ,detnarG

.hsiw taht edam t'ndah uoy hsiw I

[Worldmaster27]

Granted, the world is put back in time 3 million years. Good job.

I wish we were back in the Information Age

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but you go too far and wind up here.

I wish for more Don Hertzfeldt.

[Prophet]

Granted. Unfortunately you die before you get to see it.

I wish that my next forum game goes better then my first try.

[Andres]

Granted. It fails anyway.

I wish for short shorts.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. They are too short. You are arrested for public indecency.

I wish to be hired to a well-paying job.

[Helgoland]

Welcome to the Army - next stop: Moscow!

I wish I was better at time management

[Andres]

Granted. You obsess over time management and scold anyone who wastes time. Everyone hates you now.

I wish for the great big book of everything (with everything inside).

[Audioworm333]

Granted. Everything there is to know is inside. You learn several things man was not meant to know and are reduced to gibbering insanity.

I wish my mind was strong enough for me to read that tome of eldritch lore.

[~Neri]

Granted, your body however is not.

You are reduced to a writhing pile of mindless tentacles.

I wish for foxes~