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[Tawa]

Granted. He seeks vengeance and unbiased blood... like yours.
Granted. You have obtained WAY TOO MANY CATS. They suffocate you.

I wish that whenever I had to get into a car, the 60's Batman theme would play.

[TD1]

Granted. It attracts supervillains.

I wish Gotham City would form around Taw.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but he is no Batman.

I wish I was a weirdness magnet.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, however it attracts only one weird thing before it ceases to exist...it pulls me in.

I wish for 1 googolplex tons of adamantine.

[TD1]

Granted. CLOWNS.

I wish for !!Clowns!!

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you just made adamantine boring.
Granted, but as part of the cannon-stunt team, they're wearing fireproof suits.

I wish for 1 googolplex tons of vacuum.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You get a bunch of flaming clowns. In other news, demons have invaded the surface world and are freezing everything!
Granted. It's all up in space, just waiting for you.

I wish that I could eat infinite pizza and never get sick of it or full.

[TD1]

Granted. You eat all pizza in the world, then die from your huge, bloated body.

I wish Worldmaster had a pizza

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. I stole it from you.

I wish I owned everything.

[TD1]

Granted. I stole it from you.

I wish I owned everything.

Granted. But I then steal it from you.

I wish Worldmaster27 had an evil clone, Worldmaster28

[jaxy15]

Granted. He dies from eating too much pizza.

I wish for Valve to add Goblin Techies to Dota 2 already.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but then the Earth explodes.

I wish Kevak hadn't colored outside the lines on his avatar.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Someone poisoned the gum and patted your head with the sharp part of a sword.

I wish to be more creative with my loot drops.

[TD1]

Granted. I pat your head with a packs worth of chewed gum in my hand.

Granted. You get more lutes with your loot. Creative music, huzzah.

I wish that I had no exams but still got by happily.

[Lyeos]

Granted. The party gets a talking Lyeos doll. No, seriously, that should happen.

Granted, you're happy being worthless, just like me!

I wish Kevak hadn't colored outside the lines on his avatar.