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[Worldmaster27]

Granted. He colored new lines and drew within them.

I wish I hadn't missed Lyeos's previous wish that he changed.

[TD1]

Granted. You corrupted it horribly, you monster.

I wish I knew what the changed wish was.

[Lyeos]

Granted, as you literally just granted it, it... Kinda... Was a pointless wish.

Granted, you just wasted a wish because you already tried to corrupt the unchanged version but got Ninja'd.

I wish the party really would get a talking Lyeos doll, always the same one, that would always appear in the next location if they tried to get rid of it and whose phrases got more and more sinister and/or cryptic as the game progressed. For his Bastion from the Plague game.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. I will add actually add it. Soon.

I wish people would laugh all day and night.

[TD1]

Granted. Toronto Blessing. Everyone dies from it, though.Oxygen loss.

I wish the next wish wouldn'tbe corrupted. 

[Worldmaster27]

Granted.

I wish Th4DwArfY1 would suffer a fate worse than death.

[Arcvasti]

Granted, the only fate worse then death is life. And he's ANGRY about it.

I wish for a stuffed eldritch abomination in my front lawn.

[Lyeos]

Granted, he's stuffed because we fed you to him.

I wish for literal Nightmare Fuel.

[Arcvasti]

Granted, although it makes gasoline obsolete, it pollutes a lot and global warming hapens decades ahead of scheduele.

I wish for a water bottle.

[Karkov]

Granted, however it is laced with cyanide and will kill you if you drink from it.

I wish for more temperate weather.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
but it's only because of the poison in the air.

I wish that Atari sold electricity generators (that uses stone generate electricity and Atari 2600's and what ever video games they has during the video game crash of 1983-1985 to the dwarfs in dwarf fortress (That actually worked properly all the time). (From Atari in 1984)

[Lyeos]

Granted, they only produce enough electricity to power a lightbulb.

I wish I could form coherent sentences.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
But you have to pass an English test first (year 10 test)

 
I wish that Atari sold electricity generators (that uses all types of stone to generate electricity and Generated more than enough to power an tv(1982 model)) and Tvs and Atari 2600's and what ever video games they has during the video game crash of 1983-1985 to the dwarfs in dwarf fortress (That actually worked properly all the time and No dwarf fortress in 1984 CRAP). (From Atari in 1984)
 
 



 

[Eric Blank]

Granted. The generator produces enough power to run every electrical device in your city. You are considered a hero, except by the local electricity providers who loathe you, and foreigners jealous of your free, infinite energy source, who want to kill you.

I wish for a large sum of cash.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. You have a large + sign made of cash. However, a vandal burns it. Too bad.

I wish I had a job.