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[Lyeos]

Granted, every show is super realistic, magic doesn't exist, and all around, they suck! ((Actually, that was a joke suggestion from TWoOtA intended to make people facepalm.))

I wish that from now on, all traps in this thread shall be the kind intended to capture, incapacitate, or kill something, and not be organic or humanoid in any way.

[JackOSpades]

Granted, all the Traps become Inorganic Alien Androids bent on killing or capturing humans, the US west coast and Taiwan are the first places to fall...

I wish we could get off that subject.

[Lyeos]

Granted, we can, however...

Scratch that, I wish for a trampoline.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, its made fro humans. c:

I wish my fortress wasn't destroyed by one FUCKING Sasquatch.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. It is killed by a single antelope.

I wish DF was in full 3D, and didn't suffer for it.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You're too young to play it.

I wish that everyone else would live happy, relatively peaceful, fulfilling, long lives.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. The government kidnaps you and dissects you to determine what is making you not live such a fantastic life.

I wish all Early Access games were finished, and then Early Access would be abolished.

[Shoruke]

Granted. Publishers compensate for this new lack-of-bullshit market by making several games pre-order only for the first six months.

I wish for really good chocolate.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you get tossed into a vat of molten chocolate.

I wish for the original Pokémon theme song to play at every major board meeting.

[Shoruke]

Granted, everyone promptly gets sick of it due to overuse.

I wish for a harem!

[WillowLuman]

Granted, from now on every game's development is confidential, with no feedback until after the release, at which point it's much more difficult to fix. If it doesn't make it to 1.0, you never get to play it.
Granted, but only in your head.
Granted, you get a certain old cartoon.

I wish AAA games had early access, without the laziness.

[TD1]

Granted. Death from snu snu!

Granted. It's just never easy for you.

I wish for snu snu without the death!

[WillowLuman]

Granted, snu snu with femputer!

I wish for a new season of Futurama.

[TD1]

Granted. You only get femputer. ONLY her.

I wish Hugoluman tore out his own dragon-skeleton-eyes.

[Lyeos]

Granted. We put those back in to stop the flood of Descans! He was still infected, you fool!

I wish for highly painful, yet nonlethal, electric shocks to be administered to me.