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[~Neri]

Granted, you have no more storage space on your computer and external drives, and spent everything you owned on them.

I wish I didn't feel bleh right now.

[blazing glory]

Granted,you now feel "muh".

I wish Kevak felt better.

[Shoruke]

Granted. Ms. Better promptly takes him to court for sexual harassment.

I wish my roommates would buy groceries more often.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

I wish every time an wish is corrupted, an kitten dies

[~Neri]

((I wouldn't be feeling up a "Ms" you know.))

Granted, you are forced to eat kittens alive with every corruption. Oh, here's one now!

I wish there was a wish to corrupt.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Have fun.

I wish I had a more comfortable way of staying awake for essay drafting than sticking ice wherever it will remain stationary.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
What was the wish again?

I wish for some fun with an mind flayer

[~Neri]

Granted, it rapes your mind as it rapes you.

I wish that wasn't a horribleawfulcruel corruption.

[JackOSpades]

 Granted, He's is into that sort of thing and has a wonderful time getting pain inflicted upon him in every way imaginable.

I wish we didn't have that Image stuck in our heads now Ewwwww.

[Erils]

First, because no one corrupted this one:

I wish my roommates would buy groceries more often.

Granted, but they only buy enough for themselves.

Now

I wish we didn't have that Image stuck in our heads now Ewwwww.

Granted. The mindflayer rapes all of our minds to remove the image.

[hops]

((I wouldn't be feeling up a "Ms" you know.))

((Maybe she was a reverse trap and confused you ))

Granted, nothing happened.

I wish a thing happened.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
You get attack by an pile of cats

I wish the person to corrupt my will step on an polymorph trap.

[blazing glory]

Granted,I polymorph into a elderitch abomination and destroy you.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

[~Neri]

Granted, you wake up with a Trap next to you and a really bad hangover. Guess what happened?

I wish that I stopped giving everyone "amusing" mental images.

[JackOSpades]

 granted, you instead give them horrifying mental images which make them literally claw their eyes out with their bare hands.

I wish for more horrifying Kevak Images.