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[JackOSpades]

 Granted, give me $1,000 and we'll call it a good start.

I wish for $1,000

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. However, the moment you get it from nomoetoe a law is passed that prohibits soliciting money over the internet. You are arrested and thrown in jail for life.

I wish people all over the internet would act more like us civilized Bay12ers.

[blazing glory]

Granted,everyone is a insane maniac who supports butchering kittens and harvesting mermaids.

I wish for a decent game.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Your family is transported to early 1940s Germany, directly into a labor camp!

I wish I wouldn't have to suffer a fate worse than death for that corruption.

[WillowLuman]

I wish I knew why you wanted to use film reviews as an academic source.

(Because I'm doing a research paper on a film maker and his films.)

Granted. It has no strict rules, just an open ended RP, putting immense pressure on you to write well, but on the other hand the premise is rather good.
Granted, but you still suffer a fate worse than Undeath.

I wish I had time to watch these films again.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You cancel all your plans to do so.

I wish I could do everything.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, you can do everything, its fun, but things get boring after awhile, not having to work and practice to be able to do something is quite eh8tyh4urgih2gjr892viorevj2k.

I wish to be a cosmic prankster.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You eventually pull an incredibly embarrassing prank on one of the major gods, and are summarily fired into a still-living crisp to be tortured for the gods' amusement.

I wish I was a sociopath.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, welcome to the Institute. I hope you enjoy your stay, because you won't be leaving for a long, long time.

I wish to stop sneezing.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, your dead your nose no longer protects or is irritated by dust/pollen/reallybadfuckers etc now all those nasties that were stopped by your nose now roam free, causing you many various diseases. HEUHEUHEUEHUHE

[Hubris Incalculable]

Your wish for nothing is granted, my friend. the nothingness consumes everything around you and you are left, helpless, alone, floating in a void of your own creation.

I wish for MOAH POWAH!!!

[Scotsmen]

Granted. You absorb so much POWAH that you explode, covering everyone around you in blood and guts.

I wish I hadn't gotten addicted to Doctor Who.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, you got addicted to my little pony: friendship is magic.

I wish for slime beneath me (MMM) slime up above.

[Erils]

Granted. You have been engulfed by a gelatinous cube of slime that is slowly digesting you.

I wish for Dungeons and Dragons related corruptions.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. If you knew the 7th level spell "Wish." Come back when you have more xp. And have changed class.

I wish I owned a copy of every soundtrack ever, legally.