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[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Now you have a hot. As in, you are stranded in the Sahara desert.

I wish everywhere on earth was habitable.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, everywhere on earth is habitable...for car sized super aggressive spiders.

I wish for Medusa, and to be immune to petrification.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. However, you aren't immune to steel and Medusa finds a sword.

I wish I had a list of all possible rhymes.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, the rhymes are written in an ancient forgotten language.

I wish for diesel clouds and noxious muck.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, welcome to the rooftops of LA.

I wish for a helmet.

[Shoruke]

Granted, but it has a groove running along the inside-top that gives you a migraine if you wear it (and will just make you die faster if something actually hits your head...)

I wish for... uh, donuts!

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. The donut demons consume your soul.

I wish for strawberry jam.

[Tawa]

Granted. It is stolen and replaced with green jello.

I wish for Green Jell˙.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You are slain by the forgotten beast Green Jello, a green gelatinous cube. Beware its deadly hugs!

I wish for the number 3.

[Tawa]

Granted. One, two, five.

I wish I was a forgotten beast.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You are made of cotton candy. Actual cotton candy, none of that adamantine stuff.

I wish I was an unkillable adamantine colossus.

[JackOSpades]

Granted. you are hunted by an extremely obsessive compulsive vampire, the last words you hear before oblivion overtakes you are
"One, Two, Three, Three bite marks Ah Ah Ah Ah"

granted, you are a nearly hairless ape who becomes lost while exploring a cave system and your existence is forgotten by everyone.


Granted, you are an Immobile unkillable adamantine Statue, you are aware of all that transpires around you but are unable to do anything about it whatsoever.

I wish for all children's shows to be turned into grim-dark Creepypasta.

edit: F**King ninjas man WTF, this is why I usually only post at 4am

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Horror becomes considered "babyish," and no self-respecting artist can work in the genre anymore without ridicule from "more adult" genre creators.

I wish film reviews counted as academic sources for film analysis.

[JackOSpades]

 Granted but you have to get a doctorate in filmography to legally review movies making such reviews completely useless for average movie goers.

I wish I knew why you wanted to use film reviews as an academic source.

[nomoetoe]

Granted,  you knew why but you forgot after I hit you in the head with a big chrome candle.

I wish I could do more to be a part of and be helpful to this forum and its inhabitants. :c You guys is only people on internet I like.