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[jaxy15]

Granted. Your house is now.. Wait for it.. IN FLAMES.

I wish for 5 computers.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Granted. Choke on a gas grenade, you dirty Finn. ninja'd.
ON FIRE you are. double ninja'd.
Granted. They're obsolete to the point of uselessness.

I wish I had a normal keyboard so I could update RtDtGM.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Choke on a gas grenade, you dirty Finn. ninja'd.

(I like yours better. Molotov breadbaskets are neither improvised weapons, nor on fire. Sorry, Tawarochir)

Granted, but that game grows to consume your life.

I wish for rocket skates.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Granted. Choke on a gas grenade, you dirty Finn. ninja'd.

(I like yours better. Molotov breadbaskets are neither improvised weapons, nor on fire. Sorry, Tawarochir)

Granted, but that game grows to consume your life.

I wish for rocket skates.

Seriously? You know the problem with seven-league boots? When one of your legs is seven leagues from the other, what's between 'em suffers tension. Same with rocket skates.

I wish somebody would post something interesting in any of the forum games I am participating in,

[smurfingtonthethird]

Granted. It's me spamming the thread into oblivion.

I wish for a delightful muffin basket.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. It's a molotov muffin basket. Please enjoy responsibly.

I wish to find more entrances to the secret tunnels under this university.

[smurfingtonthethird]

((You were supposed to say that they were all bran! BOO!))

Granted, but you have to cut your legs off to get in.

I wish for a time machine so I could fix stuff.

[WillowLuman]

((You were supposed to say that they were all bran! BOO!))

((But you wished for a "delightful" muffin basket ))

[Noel.se]

I wish for a time machine so I could fix stuff.

Granted, but it can only transport you exactly 100 billion years in the past, so the only thing you can change is the fact that you are still alive.

I wish i had the Grumpy Cat book.

[WillowLuman]

(Wait... there aren't 100 billion years of past.)

[Tawa]

Granted. You are 100 billion years in the past for hurting my feelings.

On to the real wish:

-snippity-

I wish i had the Grumpy Cat book.

Granted. Cats arrive to grumpily attack you with blank-paged books, which they then immortalize your death in.

I wish that I wasn't such a moron on the internet a few years ago.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. Lacking experience, you are now still a moron.


I wish for gushers.

[Tawa]

Granted. As you walk in a valley between two dams, both abruptly crumble and all the water they held GUSHES out.

What did you think I was going to say?

I wish I could channel.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. As you walk in a valley between two dams, both abruptly crumble and all the water they held GUSHES out.

Inb4 5gum

[Tawa]

Um, what?

I'll pretend that was a wish.

Granted. You get IN the evac shelter B4 the 5 "GUM" nukes drop.

I wish for my prior wish.