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[Evilsx]

Granted.The cheese is so small you need a mircoscope to see it.

I wish for a wish that wish a wish

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. You are stuck in Limbo due to some obscure Inception reference in your wish.

I wish for a single air particle.

[Doomshifter]

Granted. You now have no other air particles except for that single air particle.

I wish I had some cooler dice.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. You have coolers the size of dice.

I wish I had some dice coolers.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. Necromorphs kill you.


I wish I didn't look like an elf.

[Doomshifter]

Granted. Necromorphs kill you.


I wish I didn't look like an elf.

Granted. Now you look like a drow.

I wish that the weather in Victoria, Australia would stop being so temperamental and would settle on a nice temperature of roughly 18-20 degrees centigrade.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

(Yay! I always wanted to look like a drow! )

Granted. People stop coming to Austrailia for the heat and the economy breaks down.

I wish for nothingness.

[Strife26]

Granted! There's all sorts of nothingness. Between every bit of matter, in fact. Electron cloud probabilities nonwithstanding.



I wish that my red bull wasn't soooo far away!

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. It is now sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo far away.

I wish to look neither like an elf, nor a drow.

[Angel Of Death]

Granted. You now look like Jabba the Hutt.

I wish Per Yngve Ohlin never killed himself

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. A chandelier kills him instead. History remains preserved.

I wish that all paradoxes were both possible to break and impossible to break at the same time.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. You achieved something to the effect of dividing by 0 and kill the universe, thus restoring everything.


I wish to look like Jabba the Hutt.

[Strife26]

Granted without any complications and corrupted.


Granted. You're quickly picked up by the real SCP foundation thanks to their improved funding. Bad things happen then.

I wish that I had food other than ramen on hand.

[Vorthon]

Granted. He was murdered instead.



Granted. You look like Jabba the Hutt. Unfortunately, you fall into a giant vat of salt. Being giant slug thing and all, you die horrifically as your body is dessicated.

Damn ninjas!

Granted. But all of it is moldy.

I wish we'd get to a technological singularity already. One where the resultant AI(s) doesn't/don't go insane and enslave, kill or otherwise harm humanity. And preferably a Tech-Singularity that boosts to at least a 1.7 on the Kardashev scale. And that I survive through it and get to enjoy the benefits.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You're rooted to the ground! You discover that you aren't actually that fat slimeball of a gangster, you're actually a mini-sarlacc pit right now. Enjoy the bird feces that fall on you and into your mouth every breakfast.

I wish I got tiger.